I fucking hate retards

Anyone who does a yikes basically

Yikes

This title is too good for us.

/u/naught yes, yes it is normal. We only support busy here. Why are you so homophobic?

Nice try.

Notice me senpai

Naw.

lol

These folx are pretty mean to say the least. Y'all need to calm down and think of the people on the other side of the screen.

You're right. I'm sorry, okay!

y'all

That's my trigger

https://old.reddit.com/r/LonelyGaming/comments/2fkp7d/up_for_pretty_much_any_coop_pc_game/

Are your friends still going out and having social lives without inviting you?

Still sounds infinitely better than being in Portland

Imagine not living in Portland and having a pug. Why even live.

Somebody has to work and pay taxes.

Sometimes I question my existence. Looking around, it seems like lounging around all day and just doing drugs is fucking lit.

I'll pray for you my son. May the good lord have mercy upon your pug.

#blessed

Digging into people post history, quite sad

Are you critiquing someone being petty in r/drama? Delete your account.

I wish I were pretty 😭😢😤😭😢

Everyone is pretty. Even if sometimes it is pretty stupid.

You don't even realize that spending all that time digging through years of my comment history to try to embarrass me just makes you look sad, do you?

It's a lot easier than you think. Modtools gives me a little window to see a breakdown of their post history like this, so I see 1 post in r/lonelygaming (which is hilariously a real sub, it turns out), and then just ctrl+f'ing "lonely" in your post history and it's on the first page.

I think modtools has that functionality to give mods an idea about someone from a cursory glance to see if they're participating in their sub in good faith, but it doubles as a really easy way to make fun of someone, too.

No, you really don't.

You can think whatever you want! Have fun playing games this weekend. ;)

Brutal

I know you are trying very hard to make this an insult, and this is a big moment for you, but I probably will have fun playing games this weekend.

;)

I can't imagine what it's like to literally have no friends, to the point you make a reddit post about it.

I said I had friends in the post, silly billy. They were just too busy to play at the time.

a

Oh, oh, what do I look like?

https://i.imgur.com/rx0XtLk.png

Well, you post a lot about video games and manga. Tbh I don't need to delve into your history to bully you, I assume the world does it enough.

Actually I'm a sociopath, so highly successful. Just never take a boat trip with me.

Psh, imagine being so poor that you have to buy a boat instead of a yacht. Don't even @ me, povvo.

Told.

roast me what do i look like pls

https://i.imgur.com/esG3JAs.png

Looks like you enjoy talking about building computers, drinking coffee, college football and fucking your first cousin.

do me too

What do I look like?

Holy shit you actually take modding seriously

Oh lord, not as much as some other people. But I have quite a bit of free time at work.

But I have quite a bit of free time at work

modding shitty subreddit instead of surfing trap porn at work being this cucked

I save the trap porn for my phone browsing, obviously.

"Where's Zachums?"

"Oh, he went to the restroom again."

"Damn, how much does that guy need to poop?"

Coworker smirks.

"Well have you seen the size of him?"

Other coworker nods knowingly.

Haha, little do those fuckers know, huh?

If you tell your boss you have IBS you can basically just have an 8 hour poop break.

That's actually a good plan. My respect for you marginally increased.

Poop smarter, not harder.

Life advice imho.

I'm scared of your power..but instead of this could you post a link to a cute picture of your pug for me😮?

https://giant.gfycat.com/AffectionateUncommonFunnelweaverspider.mp4

Awww😝😝😝

TYTYTY😘

r/kevbo btw

Subscribed!😄

Lol installing tools for reddit

yeah bruh, do you think we write out those smug removal messages in SRD every time?

I figure it was a fetish writing them

How do you do that?

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/moderator-toolbox-for-red/jhjpjhhkcbkmgdkahnckfboefnkgghpo?hl=en

Looks hard, I'm not doing it.

Thanks tho bb

np

How does that stuff work? My sleuthing Python script takes 1000 / 60 = 15 minutes to grab someone's recent history, because it respects reddit's API stated user policy to not make more than 1 request per second.

Is that another case of perverse incentives that BTFO nice people while letting 1000-requests-in-parallel Chads to finish in a couple of seconds? :-(

Posting on AHS is pretty embarrassing in itself.

Maybe for you.

And anyone that isn't a perma-offended shut in.

Seems like an oversimplification.

Seems like an oversimplification.

Is that you? You aren't that ugly!

Very good.

Just hang in there

Oh my god it only has 17 subscribers lmao

Gross, ick.

really is gross and icky and makes my tummy feel bad

I'm too depressed to even Tweet right now. I think I need to find my service gerbil and play a game of Lemmiwinks to settle down.

Stunning and brave.

Lemmiwinks!

We should establish a support list for users like this so they can commiserate with like minded individuals. Please add to it...

--- Support List for those offended by /r/drama ---

/u/michaelkelso321 /u/Zachums /r/greatawakening https://www.craftvinyl.com

I was offended by r/drama? News to me!

If you really liked us, you wouldn't make an SRDish counterfeit.

I didn't make it, I just volunteered to help mod it. And r/drama has been lacking with the posts that contain actual drama, so we figured we'd provide a sub that filled that niche.

#gottem

But really, if you're modding from the start, then you're pretty much making the sub.

Yes, maybe, sometimes, i dunno? I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into the list and so I just grabbed the first few names I saw on the frontpage + Nick who has the best deals on vinyl crafting supplies.

And that's fair, honestly.

I prefer their alternative site, http://vinylnazi.com/

Hey I said “yikes” long before it was a virtue signal. Whack!

unironically using yikes before it was a virtue signal

Selfmayocide pls

Yikes

Whoa there!

Yikes!😨😨😨

I love this sub.

You see, I enjoy arguing with people on the internet. I mean I really enjoy it. On a good day this sub is a perfect mix of retards and serious posters, combined with topical things to argue about. I can sit down, slap some people around, toss some bantz and then get up and totally forget about it until I come back.

It's really beautiful. I had this epic 20 post exchange with Pizzashill the day where by the end I couldn't tell if we were both seriousposting or trolling each other. What other sub can compare with that?

r/Drama is the best. QED.

Lol liking drama for social interaction

sigh, lemme show you how it's done:

being this mad I'm not a male feminist

They aren't people though so you don't feel bad calling out their faggotry

R/Drama is filled with literal alt right nazis pissing in their diapers, but not letting anyone not in their little ‘clique’ get a smell of said dirty diapers.

Worst kind of nazi bro-flakes!

This but unironically

We just lash out because our love of bussy is a forbidden love, not understood or accepted in polite society.

Open-mouthed smile

Soy-ape fear grimace

Nobody posted the pasta? Really?

For shame

Im just a thread, linkin to a thread, linkin to another thread

Wow leave us alone :(