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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt,

You ever think of moonlighting as a mule for one of the Cartels?

I bet the CIA could also use you. Maybe they'd need to smuggle Uranium (sic) out of (or into) North Korea....

Cull the leaves. #KillAllAmericans

BurgerstanDidNothing #Wrong

To be fair I think we're pretty good as a sub for calling each other out for moronic behaviour.

But we're also pretty good at engaging in moronic behaviour.

Britbong detected. At least it has self awareness.

Sassy swamp Deutsch.

You can't be racist against mayo americans, you should be racist against mayo canadians

Lol what a buncha morons, soccer isn't even a real sport. I only watch collegiate Quidditch and professional Smite because stupid Europeans and stinky brown people aren't allowed to play.

Yeah but stinky white people play those games so that's even worse

Yeah and they're typically the worst of mayo species.

Smite

Yikes

Quidditch is fine though, right?

Duh

In the immortal words of that Greatest of all Great Americans, Hank Hill, Soccer was invented by Europeans to give their women something to do while their husbands did the dishes.

I'm sorry is this title your fast food order, did you get lost trying to do it online?

Who downvoted this? You stupid motherfuckers.

Of course bby

That Jack in the Box late night meals has been getting weird as shit lately, though.

Yeah and they're typically the worst of mayo species.

The Nation and Fandom of Peace has a long history of celebrating the Sport of Peace and their favorite clubs:

Cardiff City v Millwall, August 9, 1999, Nationwide League Div 2 and return fixture December 12

At Cardiff, a six-year-old girl received head injuries after being hit by a missile after clashes between 500 home fans and Millwall supporters.

The return fixture saw trouble all day. At the game's end 90 seats were ripped up and thrown on to the pitch by Cardiff fans.

Arsenal v Manchester United, August 22, Premiership

At Holloway Road underground station 10 Arsenal supporters looking for opposing fans attacked a man on a train leaving him unconscious.

England v Argentina, February 22, international

Ten Derby fans attacked drinkers in a pub popular with Spurs fans. The Derby fans were chased out and received serious injuries. One nearly had an arm severed.

Birmingham City v Wolverhampton Wanderers, April 1, Nationwide League Div 1

A petrol bomb was thrown as 100 fans clashed with bottles, pool cues and bricks, leaving two men seriously injured.

Bristol Rovers v Stoke City, April 1, Nationwide League Div 2

The Stoke goalkeeper was attacked in quick succession by two Bristol fans.

Leicester City v Everton, April 8, Premiership

After this fixture a group of Muslims who were distributing leaflets in the city centre were attacked. One sustained a broken jaw. Their attackers were identified as Leicester City supporters.

Stoke City v Cardiff City, April 4, Nationwide League Div 2

A group of around 300 Cardiff supporters under police escort to the stadium were repeatedly ambushed by a group of around 600-800 Stoke supporters. Searches of fans yielded a circular saw and 100 Stanley knives.

Rotherham v Swansea, May 6, Nationwide League Div 3

This was a high profile fixture with the championship to be decided. During disturbances a Swansea supporter sustained fatal injuries.

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I am already banned from the football hooligan sub for removing kebabs

The bit where one guy tries to claim American Football is popular in England is fucking funny.