This, but unironically.

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I hate Ted Cruz. I live in Texas and I remember his senate election. The dude's a ambulance chaser if there ever was one. But Jimmy Kimmel is such a crybaby. I don't know who to hate more.

I don't know who to hate more.

You must equalize your hate. It is the /r/drama way. We never said being an enlightened centrist was easy. It might perhaps be the most taxing of all political ideologies.

Perfectly Balanced.

As all things should be.

fuck off beto shill

I don't even know what this means.

Why is Jimmy Kimmel on TV?

Imagine being so unathletic you lose a 1 on 1 hoops game against a rodent/human hybrid Senator from Texas.

I'm willing to bet Ted Cruz could beat most people here at basketball.

He played college ball.

To be fair, Ted Cruz is a college basketball star at Duke.

Lol they literally cut the game short because both of them sucked so bad

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Ted Cruz is an alien collecting data for the hivemind.

Ted Cruz has an endurance Jimmy could never match, even if he killed as many people as Ted.

Hell he probably has with how bad his show has gotten

btfo by maple rat

According to people who attended the charity basketball game, the game ended at 11 points, rather than at 15 as originally planned because the game was taking too long.

So someone said "Fuck it, you're both awful, next point wins"

Who would be better at securing delegates though?

Why is Kimmel such a bad sport? Sad

LION TED PUT THAT BUSSY ON BLAST BET JUMMMY CRIES ON HIS SHOW 2MORO