This, but unironically.

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Sorry buddy, we're busy milking another lolcow (/u/digitalteacup) right now. Wrong hole btw.

Ever hear of storing milk in the fridge for later?

You still haven't posted bussy. That seems reason enough ✌️

That was not your bussy 😠 and it was covered up 😡

/u/ComedicSans temp banned you because you were sperging out with new threads constantly after being warned if I had to guess

I didn't ban him, but I'm pretty sure that was the reason why.

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You mean, reddit's photos.

It's from reddit's user agreement, you mong.

Hint: it's in the name.

Are you retarded? Reddit isn't going to sue itself over redistributing its own content on its own website.

The best part?

to use, copy, modify, adapt, prepare derivative works from, distribute, perform, and display Your Content and any name, username, voice, or likeness provided in connection with Your Content in all media formats and channels now known or later developed.

You've given reddit a perpetual license to use your username and your mong face with rapist beard however the fuck it likes, forever.

Lol.

Are you truly stupid enough to think reddit will sue redditors from crossposting reddit links to reddit? Lmao.

I haven't touched your photos, you demented mong. Lmao.

You've got a great case, one word: Punative Damages.

/u/ComedicSans is kinda partnered with Reddit, being a mod of a garbage sub for free. Technically still counts

If I didn't post the pictures /u/Michaelkelso123 is complaining about (I didn't), and it was originally posted and then reposted on reddit (it was), then there's no possible argument that I'm responsible. Reddit can't infringe its own IP rights, and I didnt infringe reddit's IP either.

TL/DR: his shit's all retarded.

Even if you had posted that stuff, the nature of Reddit and literally every social media platform means that there's no possible crime involved here. /u/michaelkelso321, maybe you could succeed in /r/KarmaCourt, but never in actual court

you irrevocably waive all claims and assertions of moral rights or attribution with respect to your content

Still not ur posts and technically you're in breach of contract by claiming moral rights which theoretically could lead to srs consequences for you

breach of contract

Which contract is that? Lmao.

Wait shit, thought that comment was /u/michaelkelso321 posting. I was taking the ridiculous interpretation that he broke the agreement by saying they were his photos, that an EULA was an enforceable contract, and that he could face consequences from that to blow things out of proportion as much as possible

Threads like this makes me wish I was a mod again lol

Lol.

Let me tell you this-- ComedicSans is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online community moderators you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering sack of bigotry and sadism to exist.

You think that was bad? This moderator, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront mods, at least they ban "n[slur]"), will reveal himself to you as Reddit's number one user account for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that he encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. He encourages arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, he wants to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters this subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. He brigades from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. He has kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that ComedicSans may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that you don't dare message that horrible moderator, lest you potentially fall victim to his corruptive aura.

Have you shaved that abomination off of your ugly face yet?

Eeeeewwww.

That was just me imagining your beard still attached to you.

It looks like a dead roach entangled in pubic hair tbqhwy

Disgusting

its a fact bitch

I can't tell if this is facing down or facing up. How is your body that undefined? Like even fat people you can tell where the bottom of their stomach is because of the fold, but you, its like someone took a big lump of pizza dough to Harlem, rolled it on the floor of a black barbershop, and then stuck a pen deep in the middle to make a hole.

That's what I'm saying. Where does it start and end?

There's no definition like someone who is in shape, and no folds like someone who is fat. It's like your body just lacks the chromosome that tells it how to shape itself.

It's like a scientific anomaly. The same reason I am interested in the animals around Chernobyl.

IM CALLING YOU A SCIENTIFIC ODDITY, YOU FUCKING GREASY MONGOLOID. YOU ABSOLUTE DOORMAT. I HOPE YOU A TIED TO A TRAIN AND VANQUISHED.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You’ve described yourself as a skinny latte!

5'11, 197 pounds so you're basically skinny-fat with no muscle.

It's time for you to log off.

In the next thread you make, please post an actual bussy. This is some weird belly button fetish shit here. I'm talking cheeks spread, hole opened, we should be able to see the high-water line on the inside of the colon, pal. Don't disappoint.

Someone pinged me, you mongoloid.

Ewwww fat bussies.

Man your belly looks just like Seth Rogen's!

When you're trying to court women my advice to you is to flash your belly as quickly as possible cause it's your best feature and will get girls swooning 😍

Well you can hardly blame him. When a guy like you puts himself out there like that, even if it's just for the opposite sex, he's gonna get a few dudes knocking down his door too

Hm. Good post.

That's a weird picture of bussy, normally there's butt cheeks 🤔

Hey it's me @fergle this confirms you're a bit fat m8

You need to get waxed. Can you take another pic, full length will do.

u/comedicsans hello have you seen this mans fupa hole?

I think I have broken his mind.

Hey Shrek is back! How is your swamp?

Delete your account

Is this a photo of your bussy? I'm over my data limit and can't view images, could you describe it to me?

guys isn't it illegal to solicit pictures of the mentally challenged? this is manipulation or something isn't it

u/ComedicSans help mr lawyer

Yeah... you're kinda a bit fat there.