Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
For anyone wondering: this is supposed to represent "XD" with various emojis on a poorfag 3" mobile display because Ed literally can't into literal newlines because he's been perceiving the world through a 3" poorfag mobile since birth and can't even conceive of wider displays any more than we normal people can imagine seeing the world in 4 base colors or something.
Ed, look, I understand that it looks no different to you, but it does look different to those of us who aren't cripples:
this lil STUPID fucking nigger doesn't know what the shit he's doing ALWAYS FUCKING TRYING TO START SHIT WITH THE GANG like what the fuck does he not trust his own friends or his he to incompetent to understand how others feel?? Like fuck does he not understand he's not the biggest fucking nigger in the squad just because he's black doesn't mean he's big they have a fucking super weapon on their side but he's too fucking paranoid to realise even tho he gets fucking bounced around like it's his bar mitzvah he still doesn't believe that they need the little whore to do shit why the fuck does he think he's better just because he goes against the horse mind he's not that smart he's a stupid little nigger that always tries to fuck shit up for the rest of them THIS LITTLE FUCKING NIGGER NEEDS TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT HIS BIG FUCKING BUCK TOOTHED FACE AND TRUST HIS FUCKING FRIENDS OTHERWISE HES GONNA DIE WITH HIS DICK ENTANGLED IN A FUCKING SLINGSHOTAWW FUCK now he's riding off alone without the fucking pack expecting to fight shit like what the fuck are you retarded or some shit?? I thought these fucks were nerds that knew their shit has he never seen a fucking horror movie where the gang splits up and then the fucking nigger dies??? He thinks he can take some fucking paranormal beast that kills for fun like what the actual fuck he's like 12 who the fuck does he think he his just because his dad was big man Tyrone who beat up his uncle at his mommas wedding doesn't mean this kid can fucking take a bus im mean like he probably just gets his anger and determination from the punches his dad gives him when instead of fucking bitches he sits in a basement with 3 white kids playing fucking dungeons and dragons for 10 motherfucking hours a day like does this nigger think he's top shit or what because from what I've seen he's more of a fucking buck toothed redneck than a fucking nigger slave that can beat mommas ass for dinner
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-17
Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
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1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
More like parentetical, amirite?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
no
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
no and fuck you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
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1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
For anyone wondering: this is supposed to represent "XD" with various emojis on a poorfag 3" mobile display because Ed literally can't into literal newlines because he's been perceiving the world through a 3" poorfag mobile since birth and can't even conceive of wider displays any more than we normal people can imagine seeing the world in 4 base colors or something.
Ed, look, I understand that it looks no different to you, but it does look different to those of us who aren't cripples:
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
https://i.imgur.com/zWEv5Gp.jpg
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
put two spaces after each line then a newline.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
😴😴😴
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
Ed, I'm trying to help you, to help you improve yourself, and you respond with hostility. Smdh fam.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
🎉🎈 https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gif 🎈🎉
1 TheLastCrawler 2018-06-17
2 autists of the same caliber.
Love it
1 shallowm 2018-06-17
a
1 Awayfone 2018-06-17
Ah thank you. Even for ed the emojis were nonsense, know I get it
1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
If you zoom-in 190% it almost looks right.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-06-17
I can't see Ed's emoji's anymore. I have a tampermonky script that just replaces everything he says with "I'm a colossal faggot."
Literally improved his post quality 300%.
1 saddertadder 2018-06-17
If you wrote that, thats some shit code.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-06-17
W E W L A D E W L A D
1 saddertadder 2018-06-17
not using ecmascript 8 in 2018
WEWLAD
1 saddertadder 2018-06-17
FUCKING OWNED LE EPIK STYLE XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-06-17
I get it, I wouldn't want to waste my degrassi money on some kid.
1 HumbertHumbertTekken 2018-06-17
this lil STUPID fucking nigger doesn't know what the shit he's doing ALWAYS FUCKING TRYING TO START SHIT WITH THE GANG like what the fuck does he not trust his own friends or his he to incompetent to understand how others feel?? Like fuck does he not understand he's not the biggest fucking nigger in the squad just because he's black doesn't mean he's big they have a fucking super weapon on their side but he's too fucking paranoid to realise even tho he gets fucking bounced around like it's his bar mitzvah he still doesn't believe that they need the little whore to do shit why the fuck does he think he's better just because he goes against the horse mind he's not that smart he's a stupid little nigger that always tries to fuck shit up for the rest of them THIS LITTLE FUCKING NIGGER NEEDS TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT HIS BIG FUCKING BUCK TOOTHED FACE AND TRUST HIS FUCKING FRIENDS OTHERWISE HES GONNA DIE WITH HIS DICK ENTANGLED IN A FUCKING SLINGSHOTAWW FUCK now he's riding off alone without the fucking pack expecting to fight shit like what the fuck are you retarded or some shit?? I thought these fucks were nerds that knew their shit has he never seen a fucking horror movie where the gang splits up and then the fucking nigger dies??? He thinks he can take some fucking paranormal beast that kills for fun like what the actual fuck he's like 12 who the fuck does he think he his just because his dad was big man Tyrone who beat up his uncle at his mommas wedding doesn't mean this kid can fucking take a bus im mean like he probably just gets his anger and determination from the punches his dad gives him when instead of fucking bitches he sits in a basement with 3 white kids playing fucking dungeons and dragons for 10 motherfucking hours a day like does this nigger think he's top shit or what because from what I've seen he's more of a fucking buck toothed redneck than a fucking nigger slave that can beat mommas ass for dinner
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-06-17
Is this fresh?
1 HumbertHumbertTekken 2018-06-17
Nag it's about the black kid from stranger things.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-06-17
Holy shit.
1 Nopepole 2018-06-17
Pipin' hot
1 saddertadder 2018-06-17
🍝
1 theconceiver 2018-06-17
dolan pls
1 accounttttttttt 2018-06-17
i am the 56%
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-17
huh
1 reptilia987 2018-06-17
I’m all for Drake/Pusha drama but this is retarded and not even funny. Keep Yourself Safe OP
1 PatrioticImgurian 2018-06-17
what?
1 saddertadder 2018-06-17
are you lost?
1 kokofesh 2018-06-17
r/ImGoingToHellForThis will like it a lot
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-06-17
Anyone else think that when condoms are all bright colored and attached together they look kind of like a delicious candy 🍬🤤😋
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
Literally just what i was about to say!
1 [deleted] 2018-06-17
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1 captainpriapism 2018-06-17
extra chewy
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-17
/r/forbiddensnacks/