That was the most uncomfortable post I have ever read

Yeah I think it might be a bait. I find it hard to believe that woman actually thinks there are no other motives.

Hey pizza. wanna fuck! 😘😏

Psst, bro, you forgot the sunglasses

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A match made in hell. You guys are a perfect match but should never reproduce for the good of humanity

What is the exact opposite of immaculate conception

Daemonspawning.

dude, gifting each other Aviators without any feasible reason is perfectly common for best friends. I have five now, the polarized blue ones are pretty nice, overall I still prefer the classic (Tom Cruise in Top Gun) ones though.

Seriously, who does this shit for a friend? Rayban sunglasses are like 100$+. Maybe I'm just a cheap jew but I wouldn't even get something like that for a friends birthday, let alone for no good reason.

Godammit I want some bomb ass sunglasses for free. I don't care if they come from some neckbeard.

Yeah I think it might be a bait. I find it hard to believe that woman actually thinks there are no other motives.

Have you considered the possibility that he is just way out of her league?

I mean....

About a year ago, him, myself, and one more female friend were hanging out and we told him that we’d talked about how he was hot and we’d bang.

We were pretty clear that we were serious. He was single and so was I and so was she.

He never tried anything. We’ve been alone a lot and we’ve had lots of physical affection

Sounds to me like he just thinks she's fucking ugly. Which is likely, seeing she's a trollX poster and all.

His response to her texts asking if he’d fuck her are total diplomatic rejection lol “of course you’re pretty but I’d just never want to have sex with you and also I have a hot girlfriend and wasn’t excited when you asked”

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people eating it up

Lmao

eating it up

well that's what they're used to, it's an instinct at this point.

When you've even given her Aviators as a present and she still doesn't put out

That's why you don't try to buy pussy.

Yeah, we all know how you get pussy.

Just wanted to chime in as a male, we very much apreciate having female friends who are jsut friends as well. Or at least I do. I dont know why but a lot of the time I just feel more comfortable talking to girls. I dont know if it is the way males are socialised, something psychological about me or soemthing biological but as much as I love my guy friends, my female friends are often just easier to talk to.

The future rapist just pops out at you.

that's the male version of the crazy chick who says "i hate being friends with girls, they are too dramatic". but the male version is socially approved in our current soy boyish mens lib social environment, cuz men bad womyn good.

I'm not like other girls.

OP: you’re projecting

Who the fuck is Cassidy.

The supposedly friendzoned dude's gf.

Some poor women that's getting emotionally cucked.

Why is nobody entertaining the possibility that maybe OP is just ugly?

There was a post where OP said her and a homegirl basically threw themselves at ol boy and he passed.

She could be ugly, or he could just not be so thirsty that he wants to risk making a good friendship awkward. I know a lot of these sex starved MFs on reddit have a hard time imagining what that's like

So, based on the downvoted commented by the OP, she is the one who is friendzoned, and her male friend is just really nice/successful.

If you ever get friends you'll understand sometimes people do nice things for each other.

Oh why thank you.

That motherfucker has a girlfriend and he's doing all this boyfriend shit with op. That's fucked, even if he didn't fuck her I'd be super pissed if I was cassidy.

If you ever get friends you'll understand sometimes people do nice things for each other.

But fuck you anyway

/u/Ionlyhaveonefeeling why is this "friendship" a bunch of shit he does for you? Can you name the ways you help him?

I never believe that people are this oblivious. It's always a gem to avoid accountability for exploiting others.

Oh hell no if I was Cassidy I would be throwing some hands. You're not very good friends if you don't have enough boundaries to respect someone's relationship and the boy doesn't seem like a very good boyfriend to text about wanting to have sex with his friend while he's in a relationship.

Oh hell, I almost could get through that whole post.. cringe