I guess your standard for a good conversation is screeching autism noises so I can see why I might be a little too coherent for your tastes. Carry on robot.
So far /u/wil has tweeted that he's shocked and needs time to process. His twitter account is still tweeting randomness ignoring the situation and his replies are full of fans demanding a statement.
It should be noted that Wheaton posts a lot of Suicide Girls porn-type content and is well-known to be heavily involved in that company which could very well said to be exploitative and perhaps there is more to that story. Wil has a profile on the website and writes blog posts and does other media for Suicide Girls.
I personally share the view that is dawning on the internet these days that "male feminist" is pretty much code for someone who is trying to hide their dirt and is a virtue signalling poseur. I'm very interested to see where this leads because I also think that Hardwick and Wheaton have basically used the nerd demo as a marketing tool and prey on the dispossessed once it became clear that it was a growing profit center.
You're giving u/wil too much credit. He's basically the David Hogg of Hollywood. He has a platform, and he's gonna use it no matter how retarded he becomes in the process.
It should be noted that Wil Wheaton has upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with him here, as far as Wil Wheaton knows.
That said.
In 7th grade, Wil Wheaton took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, he knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. Wil Wheaton scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in his area.
An IQ test has shown Wil Wheaton to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test Wil Wheaton was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
Wil Wheaton's mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, Wil Wheaton understood physics better than him, and he owes very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell Wil Wheaton that Wil Wheaton's ideas were wrong and become aggravated with Wil Wheaton for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but Wil Wheaton met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as Wil Wheaton at physics, so Wil Wheaton's guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it.
Wil Wheaton's also pretty good at engineering. He doesn’t have a degree, and other than physics Wil Wheaton doesn’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but Wil Wheaton has lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, Wil Wheaton independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and Wil Wheaton was only seven or eight years old when Wil Wheaton started inventing wireless electricity solutions (Wil Wheaton's first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
Wil Wheaton has independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy Wil Wheaton has come across. Every question of existentialism which Wil Wheaton has seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to Wil Wheaton. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for Wil Wheaton; Wil Wheaton has considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, Wil Wheaton actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which Wil Wheaton doesn’t have a very good understanding of. Wil Wheaton can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories.
Wil Wheaton is a good enough writer that he
s writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, Wil Wheaton and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. Wil Wheaton has heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
Wil Wheaton doesn’t know if that will suffice as evidence that he's intelligent. Wil Wheaton is done with it, though, because he'd rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of Wil Wheaton's morals and ethical code.
Wil Wheaton believes firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, Wil Wheaton would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, Wil Wheaton would even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because Wil Wheaton thinks that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
Wil Wheaton doesn’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. Wil Wheaton doesn’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but he doesn’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). Wil Wheaton doesn’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. Wil Wheaton knows that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those his age, are judgmental about these things.
Wil Wheaton loves everyone, even people he hates. Wil Wheaton wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but Wil Wheaton wishes for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. Wil Wheaton wishes this for everyone.
Wil Wheaton is pretty much a pacifist. Wil Wheaton has taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time Wil Wheaton "wil" fight back is if 1) the person attacking Wil Wheaton shows no signs of stopping and 2) if Wil Wheaton doesn’t attack, Wil Wheaton comes out worse than the other person will if Wil Wheaton does. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton dosen’t fight back. Wil Wheaton has therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because Wil Wheaton's ability to take pain has so far made it so that Wil Wheaton is never in a situation where Wil Wheaton will be worse off after a fight. If Wil Wheaton's not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, Wil Wheaton really doesn’t care.
The only exception is if someone is going after Wil Wheaton's life. Even then, Wil Wheaton "wil" do the minimum amount of harm to them that Wil Wheaton possibly can in protecting Wil Wheaton's self. If someone points a gun at Wil Wheaton and Wil Wheaton can get out of it without harming them, he'd prefer to do that over killing them.
Wil Wheaton considers himself a feminist. Wil Wheaton doesn’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. Wil Wheaton treats women with the same outlook Wil Wheaton treats men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. Wil Wheaton doesn’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome.
That doesn’t mean Wil Wheaton looks for places to victimize women, he just doesn’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
Wil Wheaton's kind of tired of citing these examples and Wil Wheaton's guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit Star Trek community, where Wil Wheaton spends most of his time and where Wil Wheaton's pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and Wil Wheaton spends a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so Wil Wheaton guesses other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, Wil Wheaton's a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
Or are you a Wil Wheaton double like the doubles that proliferated of Lee Harvey Oswald in the run-up to the assassination of JFK? Here you are shooting at other people's targets and boldly proclaiming "I am Wil Wheaton, damnit, remember my name!" so you can lay down a legend that leads to false sponsorship of some unspeakable act?
I'm just reporting facts, here, people. You decide.
During the Battle of Britain the Luftwaffe were constantly being reassured that Britain was down to its last 50 fighters, so every time another wave of bombers went over and they saw the RAF closing in, that's what they would say (with increasing irony day by day).
I think unlike you they might actually be able to investigate professionally, not just larp, so I think you're projecting when you act like they're right alongside you assuming some stranger on the internet is a pedo to make themselves feel powerful
I still think Wil Wheaton is a dickbag hiding in a pig trough pretending to be a Fredrick Douglass for the nerd class. Now go home and get your shinebox.
I saw Wil Wheaton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
By this time a large queue had developed behind him and another store clerk tried to open a second aisle but Wil kept shouting for him to come over and help him carry his Milky Ways because he refused to pay for a bag.
Eventually he left the store with the clerk carrying his purchases to his car which was parked in a disabled space. He had a badge in his window but I'm pretty sure it was fake and made from notebook paper coloured in with a blue sharpie and then stuck to the window with tape.
As he drove away I could see he had this little smug, satisfied smile on his face: he was probably thinking about all the trouble he had caused everyone else that morning.
As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top gamer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).
I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:
Hey Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?
Wil Wheaton was standing in a rather large line at his local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that he knows from when he went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn’t much of another option to get Wil Wheaton's 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party he was heading to. Wil Wheaton was wondering why the line was going nowhere when he decided to poke his head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn’t have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck Wil Wheaton as odd until he found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. Wil Wheaton walked up and handed his soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (Wil Wheaton knew these people, so he also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, “See that man? He’s acting just like Jesus wants us to.” For some reason this set Wil Wheaton off, so he turned around. Wil Wheaton hadn't shaved in awhile so he's rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, Wil Wheaton said “Like Jesus? Ma'am I’m an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all.” As Wil Wheaton stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. He gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.
I clutched your mom's pearls and discovered that they were fake plastic baubles like the lie that is your life. Now go suck Whil Wheaton's dick four times and do a hail mary to your nerd masters.
I personally share the view that is dawning on the internet these days that "male feminist" is pretty much code for someone who is trying to hide their dirt and is a virtue signalling poseur.
Tell us more about your great respect for dah whammens, "virtue signalling poseurs", and Sarah Silverman's floppy tits.
It should be noted that Wheaton posts a lot of Suicide Girls porn-type content
I've always found this so bizarre. You'll see his usual "respect WAHMYN" so called progressive bullshit, but then every now and then also she what is apparently the picture he's wanking over this week.
To be fair. Were I a male celebrity, I would Tweet those inoffensive talking points to if I thought this would absolve me from being called a "perv" just for showing appreciation for some lovely bigtiddygothgfs once in a while ;)
Obviously, not condoning any exploitative practices here nor any potential misconduct from /u/wil . Just spreading some love for dem inked beauties.
I also think that Hardwick and Wheaton have basically used the nerd demo as a marketing tool and prey on the dispossessed once it became clear that it was a growing profit center.
Hardwick i agree with but Wheaton is a linux user and was on message boards in the late 90s. to be honest i he's more of an internet celebrity. like yeah he mainly gets tv guest appearances because of star trek but most of his jobs the last 20 years are from his online output. like on reddit he's treated more like a reddit celeb than an actual one. like when tom hanks posted somewhere outside IAMA it freaked people the fuck out, but with wil its just normal like seeing gallowboob somewhere or stickleyman
It should be noted that Wheaton posts a lot of Suicide Girls porn-type content and is well-known to be heavily involved in that company which could very well said to be exploitative and perhaps there is more to that story. Wil has a profile on the website and writes blog posts and does other media for Suicide Girls.
That's kind of a strong hint that he's not a Male Feminist™. They usually want all porn banned.
I memba. Also that time he had a hysteric melt down because of a non-licensed lego figuring that showed Wesley crying. Limp-wristed, fear-grinning, soylent douche product that he is.
Meh, responding to it is a lose-lose situation for him whether he’s guilty of something or not. If I were him, I would just ignore every inquiry about it.
I would honestly be afraid of him trying to be an hero. He's shown a tendency to take criticism very bad, he's openly admitted he suffers from chronic depression, and if this ruins his career I do not know what he would do.
Chris Hardwick did nothing wrong. The roastie who is putting him on blast is a self-admitted gold digger/sugar baby who had already dated other older guys before him.
He probably laid out the rules at the start only intending it to be a 'we have sex, I buy you stuff' situation and not a real relationship, but she got feelings and then got mad that he didn't go all Richard Gere in Pretty Woman on her.
Okay, I know people who know Wil and his circle and have for a very long time. As much as I dislike certain things about him there has never been an inkling of anything like this. Ever. This one just doesn’t ring true.
A few months ago, I would have told you that this is r/drama and everyone is just joking and completely understands that this is all tongue-in-cheek. But now that we're committing cultural suicide by letting all these MDE rapefugees in here, I don't know what to believe.
Not much of a thing right now that I know of. It more to do with his connections to best friend and ex roommate, chris Hardwick. Who was just accuse of being abusive to his unstable ex girlfriend
Harmon already had has MeToo moment or whatever the fuck it's called. Although him literally being a rapist wouldn't be that shocking so maybe we get round 2.
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173 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-17
You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.
Snapshots:
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1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
What a weird, shitty bot. Beat it, lunchbox.
1 ExilesReturn 2018-06-17
You can burn in Hell friendo
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-06-17
Shut your whore mouth.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-17
1 wwaalleess 2018-06-17
Ban the heathen.
1 reptilia987 2018-06-17
You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Autism speaks to how useless your existence is.
1 reptilia987 2018-06-17
You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-06-17
Why tf would you post a screenshot and not link to the thread, autist?
1 GunOfSod 2018-06-17
https://i.imgur.com/DBBFoCk.png
1 kippot 2018-06-17
literally stop breathing you disgusting piece of shit
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Have another soylent and liter-uh-ly call your mom and ask her why she's walking bowlegged these days shitdick.
1 alphetasauce 2018-06-17
You've got to go back rapefugee. Out Out Out!!!
1 kippot 2018-06-17
maintain personal safety protocols, with extreme prejudice
1 22333444455555666666 2018-06-17
how do you read the shit you write and not instantly think "i should stop trying to be funny for the rest of my life"
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-06-17
i think i found the problem
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-06-17
https://i.imgur.com/jKyIMMy.jpg
1 Awayfone 2018-06-17
How could anyone treat snappy like that? Sick man
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-06-17
End your pointless existence you massive faggot
1 LightUmbra 2018-06-17
Click it or ticket.
1 freet0 2018-06-17
How dare you
1 SpotNL 2018-06-17
> posts screenshot instead of actual drama
> whines about snappy
Delet urself
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Why the fuck do all you drama queers care about a goofy bot? You'd think I stole your fake lightsabers before a Star Trek Wars movie premier.
1 SpotNL 2018-06-17
Because that bot brings more to a conversation than you ever will.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
I guess your standard for a good conversation is screeching autism noises so I can see why I might be a little too coherent for your tastes. Carry on robot.
1 SpotNL 2018-06-17
I mean, you sperg out against a bot, bring up star wars posters (???) and call everyone an autist.
I think it is safe to say who isn't coherent between us.
1 kippot 2018-06-17
you're a fucking mdegenerate lolcow
keep yourself extremely safe
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-17
Yeah, that's about right
1 kippot 2018-06-17
delete your account irl
1 tfdidido 2018-06-17
you can say fag in here, fag
1 froibo 2018-06-17
Begone pleb
1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
Wow, fuck off dude.
1 Somenakedguy 2018-06-17
Where tf did this jabroni come from
1 kippot 2018-06-17
where the fuck do you think?
fucking MDEgenerates needs a good culling
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-17
You should ensure personal safety asap
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-06-17
Leave now
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-17
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 SJCards 2018-06-17
Glad to see this gem made it into the Snappy index so quickly.
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1 shitpost953 2018-06-17
i got you fam
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
So far /u/wil has tweeted that he's shocked and needs time to process. His twitter account is still tweeting randomness ignoring the situation and his replies are full of fans demanding a statement.
It should be noted that Wheaton posts a lot of Suicide Girls porn-type content and is well-known to be heavily involved in that company which could very well said to be exploitative and perhaps there is more to that story. Wil has a profile on the website and writes blog posts and does other media for Suicide Girls.
I personally share the view that is dawning on the internet these days that "male feminist" is pretty much code for someone who is trying to hide their dirt and is a virtue signalling poseur. I'm very interested to see where this leads because I also think that Hardwick and Wheaton have basically used the nerd demo as a marketing tool and prey on the dispossessed once it became clear that it was a growing profit center.
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-06-17
You're giving u/wil too much credit. He's basically the David Hogg of Hollywood. He has a platform, and he's gonna use it no matter how retarded he becomes in the process.
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-06-17
Hogg is actually relevant.
1 Mexagon 2018-06-17
to retards.
1 shill_house 2018-06-17
when you're so buttblasted by a teenage twink that you still bring him up months after he was relevant
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-06-17
When you spaz out that someone would compare 2 self righteous retards.
1 shill_house 2018-06-17
I think you're confusing a spaz out with me laughing over your obsession with a teenage twink.
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-06-17
Do go on.
1 [deleted] 2018-06-17
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1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
Nice disguise, Ed.
1 shill_house 2018-06-17
how dare you
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-17
Hogg is a nice boy
1 Nerdlinger 2018-06-17
This is starting to veer into Q-levels of “just think about it”.
I like it.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
And I like you more than a friend.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2018-06-17
I think I love you too f****t.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-06-17
It should be noted that Wil Wheaton has upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with him here, as far as Wil Wheaton knows.
That said.
In 7th grade, Wil Wheaton took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, he knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. Wil Wheaton scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in his area.
An IQ test has shown Wil Wheaton to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test Wil Wheaton was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
Wil Wheaton's mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, Wil Wheaton understood physics better than him, and he owes very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell Wil Wheaton that Wil Wheaton's ideas were wrong and become aggravated with Wil Wheaton for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but Wil Wheaton met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as Wil Wheaton at physics, so Wil Wheaton's guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it.
Wil Wheaton's also pretty good at engineering. He doesn’t have a degree, and other than physics Wil Wheaton doesn’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but Wil Wheaton has lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, Wil Wheaton independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and Wil Wheaton was only seven or eight years old when Wil Wheaton started inventing wireless electricity solutions (Wil Wheaton's first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
Wil Wheaton has independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy Wil Wheaton has come across. Every question of existentialism which Wil Wheaton has seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to Wil Wheaton. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for Wil Wheaton; Wil Wheaton has considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, Wil Wheaton actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which Wil Wheaton doesn’t have a very good understanding of. Wil Wheaton can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories.
Wil Wheaton is a good enough writer that he s writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, Wil Wheaton and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. Wil Wheaton has heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
Wil Wheaton doesn’t know if that will suffice as evidence that he's intelligent. Wil Wheaton is done with it, though, because he'd rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of Wil Wheaton's morals and ethical code.
Wil Wheaton believes firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, Wil Wheaton would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, Wil Wheaton would even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because Wil Wheaton thinks that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
Wil Wheaton doesn’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. Wil Wheaton doesn’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but he doesn’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). Wil Wheaton doesn’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. Wil Wheaton knows that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those his age, are judgmental about these things.
Wil Wheaton loves everyone, even people he hates. Wil Wheaton wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but Wil Wheaton wishes for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. Wil Wheaton wishes this for everyone.
Wil Wheaton is pretty much a pacifist. Wil Wheaton has taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time Wil Wheaton "wil" fight back is if 1) the person attacking Wil Wheaton shows no signs of stopping and 2) if Wil Wheaton doesn’t attack, Wil Wheaton comes out worse than the other person will if Wil Wheaton does. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton dosen’t fight back. Wil Wheaton has therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because Wil Wheaton's ability to take pain has so far made it so that Wil Wheaton is never in a situation where Wil Wheaton will be worse off after a fight. If Wil Wheaton's not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, Wil Wheaton really doesn’t care.
The only exception is if someone is going after Wil Wheaton's life. Even then, Wil Wheaton "wil" do the minimum amount of harm to them that Wil Wheaton possibly can in protecting Wil Wheaton's self. If someone points a gun at Wil Wheaton and Wil Wheaton can get out of it without harming them, he'd prefer to do that over killing them.
Wil Wheaton considers himself a feminist. Wil Wheaton doesn’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. Wil Wheaton treats women with the same outlook Wil Wheaton treats men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. Wil Wheaton doesn’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome.
That doesn’t mean Wil Wheaton looks for places to victimize women, he just doesn’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
Wil Wheaton's kind of tired of citing these examples and Wil Wheaton's guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit Star Trek community, where Wil Wheaton spends most of his time and where Wil Wheaton's pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and Wil Wheaton spends a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so Wil Wheaton guesses other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, Wil Wheaton's a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 WO_Schrodinger 2018-06-17
Is this copypasta? Or is this fresh?
1 ExilesReturn 2018-06-17
Son...
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-17
I am the real Wil Wheaton
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Or are you a Wil Wheaton double like the doubles that proliferated of Lee Harvey Oswald in the run-up to the assassination of JFK? Here you are shooting at other people's targets and boldly proclaiming "I am Wil Wheaton, damnit, remember my name!" so you can lay down a legend that leads to false sponsorship of some unspeakable act?
I'm just reporting facts, here, people. You decide.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-17
no, I'm the one that actually played Wesley, /u/wil is an impostor I agreed to trade identities with as a joke
1 kippot 2018-06-17
here he comes, the best mod drama ever had
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-17
Is that like "here they come, the last 50 British fighters"?
1 kippot 2018-06-17
idk what that is a reference to, but yeah probably
the wolf is seriously a gift that never stops giving
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-17
During the Battle of Britain the Luftwaffe were constantly being reassured that Britain was down to its last 50 fighters, so every time another wave of bombers went over and they saw the RAF closing in, that's what they would say (with increasing irony day by day).
1 kippot 2018-06-17
unironically i like 90% of the mods that actually mod
but darqwolf is a local treasure, is my main point
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-17
And you know what you do with treasure. Or at least, pirates did.
1 kippot 2018-06-17
idk how familiar you are with this guy but here's a neat little vid he did last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1GvQIOJbs
1 kouaoui 2018-06-17
I'll let it be known that I voted /u/DarqWolff as best AND worst /r/Drama mod on the latest survey.
1 lolwutermelon 2018-06-17
Did you ever go to jail for destroying that air conditioner?
1 Bluest_waters 2018-06-17
DQ has to be a larp yes?
no one can be this retarded
then again even pretending to be this retarded is also really retarded
1 kippot 2018-06-17
if he's larping, he should get an oscar
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
/u/DarqWolff is currently being investigated for child porn lmfao
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-17
You're larping as an investigator? That explains a lot
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
Ulster County PD are larping as investigators ackshully.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-17
I think unlike you they might actually be able to investigate professionally, not just larp, so I think you're projecting when you act like they're right alongside you assuming some stranger on the internet is a pedo to make themselves feel powerful
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
I mean it's not really an assumption when you yourself said you were a pedophile
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-17
And you yourself said you sometimes slam babies out of their mothers' arms into the ground for crying so who's really worse?
1 kippot 2018-06-17
answer these allegations /u/-Steve_French-
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
I was going to write some long retarded copypasta but then I remembered that I'm not a pedophile like /u/DarqWolff
1 geraldo42 2018-06-17
Is he actually?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
I think so. I know a bunch of people reported him to his county PD because he literally admitted he was in possession of CP
1 cmakk1012 2018-06-17
The real Wil Wheaton didn’t get into a fight with his stepdad over a fan
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-17
I didn't know Wil was a pedophile.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
I still think Wil Wheaton is a dickbag hiding in a pig trough pretending to be a Fredrick Douglass for the nerd class. Now go home and get your shinebox.
1 gumble212 2018-06-17
📸 this one's going in my cringe compilation
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
No one cares about the gay shit on your hard drive.
1 youngmoneee 2018-06-17
Your dad had to make a living.
1 The_DilDonald 2018-06-17
Your dad was an unpaid intern.
1 Valdincan 2018-06-17
stop serious posting on drama, retard
1 JonRedcorn862 2018-06-17
This is drama now.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
Found you, Wesley!
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-06-17
Yeah, TBH, trying to parse that thing was a fucking nightmare.
1 kippot 2018-06-17
you dont know Darqwolf pasta?
maybe you should gtfo
1 princeofnumuria 2018-06-17
I saw Wil Wheaton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
By this time a large queue had developed behind him and another store clerk tried to open a second aisle but Wil kept shouting for him to come over and help him carry his Milky Ways because he refused to pay for a bag.
Eventually he left the store with the clerk carrying his purchases to his car which was parked in a disabled space. He had a badge in his window but I'm pretty sure it was fake and made from notebook paper coloured in with a blue sharpie and then stuck to the window with tape.
As he drove away I could see he had this little smug, satisfied smile on his face: he was probably thinking about all the trouble he had caused everyone else that morning.
1 ason 2018-06-17
As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top gamer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).
I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:
Hey Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?
Don't be a dick, and play more games!
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-06-17
I bet Wil Wheaton would have a good laugh knowing someone was so triggered that they actually spent the time it took to write this rhodomontade.
1 wootfatigue 2018-06-17
Goddamn you’re like actually this much of a mook. Like, it can’t be an act at this point.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-17
Wil Wheaton was standing in a rather large line at his local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that he knows from when he went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn’t much of another option to get Wil Wheaton's 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party he was heading to. Wil Wheaton was wondering why the line was going nowhere when he decided to poke his head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn’t have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck Wil Wheaton as odd until he found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. Wil Wheaton walked up and handed his soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (Wil Wheaton knew these people, so he also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, “See that man? He’s acting just like Jesus wants us to.” For some reason this set Wil Wheaton off, so he turned around. Wil Wheaton hadn't shaved in awhile so he's rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, Wil Wheaton said “Like Jesus? Ma'am I’m an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all.” As Wil Wheaton stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. He gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.
1 watermark02 2018-06-17
He forgot to buy his stuff.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-06-17
prey on the dispossessed?
wtf are you talking about?
wil has a blog and does some TV, like thats it
why are you salivating over the thought of him going down?
"people on twitter are saying things!"
well....my oh my! goodness!
try not to clutch your pearls too hard there
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
I clutched your mom's pearls and discovered that they were fake plastic baubles like the lie that is your life. Now go suck Whil Wheaton's dick four times and do a hail mary to your nerd masters.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-06-17
ok, me and wil gonna go prey on the dispossessed.
i'll let you know how it goes
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-17
Bring a camera
1 JonRedcorn862 2018-06-17
You mdefags are so easy to spot. Your mom jokes are like the bat signal to you fucking inbred dick heads kindly fuck off.
1 kippot 2018-06-17
try to imagine a subreddit more devoid of humor than /mdegenerates
cant be done
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-06-17
Imagine spazzing on an internet forum
1 wootfatigue 2018-06-17
I just checked out your post history and it appears that you are an unlikable woman.
1 Chicup 2018-06-17
Wait... Wesley does work for Suicide girls, which is pretty darn old as porn sites go online, and usually has teen-20 somethings with daddy issues?
Seriously?
Also he is making the classic betaface on that SG profile.
At first I figured this wasn't going to be a real one but shit, reset the counter.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-06-17
Tell us more about your great respect for dah whammens, "virtue signalling poseurs", and Sarah Silverman's floppy tits.
1 HateSpeechIsFun 2018-06-17
how do I delete your post
1 skivian 2018-06-17
Suicide girls is hella exploitive. It blows up every now and then when of them realizes how badly they've been fucked by the standard SG contract.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-06-17
I've always found this so bizarre. You'll see his usual "respect WAHMYN" so called progressive bullshit, but then every now and then also she what is apparently the picture he's wanking over this week.
1 kouaoui 2018-06-17
To be fair. Were I a male celebrity, I would Tweet those inoffensive talking points to if I thought this would absolve me from being called a "perv" just for showing appreciation for some lovely bigtiddygothgfs once in a while ;)
Obviously, not condoning any exploitative practices here nor any potential misconduct from /u/wil . Just spreading some love for dem inked beauties.
1 FearlessFlash 2018-06-17
Hardwick i agree with but Wheaton is a linux user and was on message boards in the late 90s. to be honest i he's more of an internet celebrity. like yeah he mainly gets tv guest appearances because of star trek but most of his jobs the last 20 years are from his online output. like on reddit he's treated more like a reddit celeb than an actual one. like when tom hanks posted somewhere outside IAMA it freaked people the fuck out, but with wil its just normal like seeing gallowboob somewhere or stickleyman
1 istural 2018-06-17
Linux users are all perverts who use the CLI to oppress woman and use their licensing savings to donate to rapist groups.
CMV
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-06-17
1 istural 2018-06-17
Chmod Shitpostibg_Skelton_mom.FAT
7
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-06-17
You're supposed to put the mode before the filename you windows peasant.
1 istural 2018-06-17
I needed to make a your mom is fat joke before I made a linux joke.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-06-17
blargh so were 90% of the people i know. shitposting on early SA is nothing to be proud of.
oh btw did you know that i posted extensively on WWIV BBSes in the 80s? gibs me nerd cred, i shall crush you on geopolitik
1 Destirigon 2018-06-17
That's kind of a strong hint that he's not a Male Feminist™. They usually want all porn banned.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-06-17
I remember when u/will used to comment here every so often, it was always funny to reply with a simple "shut up, Wesley!"
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
I memba. Also that time he had a hysteric melt down because of a non-licensed lego figuring that showed Wesley crying. Limp-wristed, fear-grinning, soylent douche product that he is.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Is that a true story?
God I hate that prick.
1 lie4karma 2018-06-17
Yes
1 allwordsaredust 2018-06-17
So good I dug it up to read again.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-17
Jesus fucking christ, imagine getting shit on that hard by /u/MasterLawlz. There's no coming back from that.
1 PierligBouloven 2018-06-17
This was incredible
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-06-17
ah i remember that day, it was glorious, and the mouthbreathing denizens of r/drama for once didn't downvote the lolcow
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-17
/u/MasterLawlz's finest hour
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-06-17
/u/MasterLawlz do you have anything to say to accused male feminist /u/will?
1 broden 2018-06-17
Just because /u/wil has been accused of sexual harassment, does NOT mean he's necessarily a male feminist.
Have some mercy.
1 muck4doo 2018-06-17
Leeches on the dick has a long lasting effect.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Wow!
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-06-17
Sic, r/drama! Sic balls!
1 Redactor0 2018-06-17
Link to the drama for people who, you know, actually want to see it.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-06-17
Thanks fuckface.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-06-17
You lazy worthless sack of shit.
1 Daxx46 2018-06-17
Delete your account.
1 h4rdlyf3 2018-06-17
Kill yourself
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-06-17
You're fucked, Wesley.
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-06-17
Meh, responding to it is a lose-lose situation for him whether he’s guilty of something or not. If I were him, I would just ignore every inquiry about it.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
People aren't going to stop asking now that the blood is in the water.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-17
True. Literally anything he says is just going to be more chum in the water for the Twitter feeding frenzy.
1 tfdidido 2018-06-17
Good
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-06-17
She said no? When there's a Wil, there's a way.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-06-17
It seems like he's subconsciously admitting to raping many women in a row...
1 liamemsa 2018-06-17
I would honestly be afraid of him trying to be an hero. He's shown a tendency to take criticism very bad, he's openly admitted he suffers from chronic depression, and if this ruins his career I do not know what he would do.
1 BrushingHisTeeth 2018-06-17
We all hope he will 👏keep 👏 himself 👏 safe
1 Doriphor 2018-06-17
Which career?
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-06-17
Playing tabletop games on Youtube with fellow fucking-nobody Felicity Day.
1 Doriphor 2018-06-17
I think her name is "Fellatio Day".
1 cuteman 2018-06-17
Vague relevance
1 Awayfone 2018-06-17
Occasional cameos on the masterpiece that is big bang theory?
Then YouTube and conventions
1 HateSpeechIsFun 2018-06-17
🤔🔫
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-06-17
Yes, I am also terribly, terribly afraid of that happening.
Honestly.
1 Mexagon 2018-06-17
oh no oh geez how awful
1 h4rdlyf3 2018-06-17
I can’t think of anything I’d like more than Wil dead
1 Plague-Lord 2018-06-17
Chris Hardwick did nothing wrong. The roastie who is putting him on blast is a self-admitted gold digger/sugar baby who had already dated other older guys before him.
He probably laid out the rules at the start only intending it to be a 'we have sex, I buy you stuff' situation and not a real relationship, but she got feelings and then got mad that he didn't go all Richard Gere in Pretty Woman on her.
Whore.
1 CosmosCasablanca 2018-06-17
If you use the word 'roastie' you need to fuck back to whatever incel cesspit you came from
1 The_DilDonald 2018-06-17
Incelvania
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-06-17
Only moderately worse than Pennsylvania.
1 mersh547 2018-06-17
Always adorable to see an incel in the wild.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-06-17
Faith > Facts
1 xyisok 2018-06-17
Live by the SJWord, die by the SJWord.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-06-17
I'm gonna implement this
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-17
into your "arsenal"?
1 shitpost953 2018-06-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/burbank/comments/8qwwqz/burbank_town_center_mall_was_evacuated_this/e0qe99d/?context=5000
http://archive.is/IJPLx
1 pipboylover 2018-06-17
Okay, I know people who know Wil and his circle and have for a very long time. As much as I dislike certain things about him there has never been an inkling of anything like this. Ever. This one just doesn’t ring true.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-17
A few months ago, I would have told you that this is r/drama and everyone is just joking and completely understands that this is all tongue-in-cheek. But now that we're committing cultural suicide by letting all these MDE rapefugees in here, I don't know what to believe.
1 kippot 2018-06-17
How does that line go, with the Internet communities and 4chinz and idiots pretending to be retarded and being in good company and all that?
That's kinda what's happening here now
1 Osterion 2018-06-17
He wuz a good boy. He dindu nothin
1 shitposts_constantly 2018-06-17
Holy shit, that comment thread looks like a bunch of people trying to out-troll each other.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-17
lol
1 leparsdon 2018-06-17
Wow...they #metoo'd u/wil? That's just low
1 PissFanatic 2018-06-17
Literally called this 2 weeks ago. Said his "depression" pieces was insulation against the incoming "male feminist accusation".
1 Fnhatic 2018-06-17
I honestly hope he's guilty only because /u/wil is an astonishingly insufferable smug sack of shit.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-06-17
Imagine being the kind of person who's emotionally invested in Will "Who the fuck is that" Wheaton.
1 Wenge03 2018-06-17
Is there an ELI5 for this whole thing with Wil?
1 Awayfone 2018-06-17
Not much of a thing right now that I know of. It more to do with his connections to best friend and ex roommate, chris Hardwick. Who was just accuse of being abusive to his unstable ex girlfriend
1 Cold_Leadership 2018-06-17
Funny how moral guardians literally can't stop raping women.
That fat fuck Dan Harmon is next.
1 mersh547 2018-06-17
Harmon already had has MeToo moment or whatever the fuck it's called. Although him literally being a rapist wouldn't be that shocking so maybe we get round 2.
1 Cold_Leadership 2018-06-17
LMAO I knew it.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-06-17
Huell Howser:
“And this, my friends, is the wild and wonderful world of Burbank California! This just truly shows how amazing this great state is, and this is truly some California Gold!
1 MR_CLARENCE_ASSLER 2018-06-17
Lol u/wil is a colossal faggot