Incels. That is all.

24  2018-06-17 by hail_paimon

95 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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Sentient.

Lol, willing to bet u/mragggan is an incel himself

She is an admitted cuckoldress.

Well, considering incels say women can’t be incels, I’m gonna have to go with no :)

So a lonely woman who power trips on bullying virgins, at least you're not an incel doe amirite 😉👌

YOUAMRYTUH

and that picture has to do with an entirely different brand of my crazy 😍😘

Why do you obsess over incels?

Just this account does :)

Same reason you jerk off the anime degeneracy 😄

They told me there was no such thing as a female incel. They told me the concept was ridiculous.

They were wrong.

Would you like to star in the femcel action adventure that I'm writing with /u/DarqWolff?

FUHCK YASSS QUEEEN

Also you look like one.

What a soygirl

> crying about bullies on Drama

Do I need to take your lunch money, twerp?

Buying lunch like a commoner

Absolute state of Wakandnut?

You tried.

I'll nut on your face in your sleep.

😴

🤡

Lol, this is drama. Just because incels don't believe in femcels doesn't mean that the rest of us in the human population don't. You yourself said you are a homemaker. That has femcel written all over it

I’m a homemaker to my husband, and our cooking child.

You’re a silly cunt that makes no sense :)

You're cooking a child? You sick bastard.

They're pretty tasty if they're left medium rare.

It’s the best kind of pie. House smells good as they roast!

GOTEM lol!!!

I looooove spirit cooking

Q predicted this

me too thanks

Homemaker is just what they say when they don't want to say they're unemployed.

I happily say I’m unemployed. My husband makes enough money that I don’t have to go back to work. Which is excellent because it would be extremely difficult at this point in my life.

Yeah I'm really lazy too tbh

<.<

You learned my secret, aw shucks.

I don't even know why everyone's giving you shit. Probably jealous that they can't also give up on everything and be taken care of.

Now THAT is podracing

So what do you do all day besides obsess over incels? Is there that many to keep you occupied? And if so, where can we find them?

Obsess over my husband and child. Clean my house. Spend time on other subreddits where I mostly just lurk because I have nothing of value to add, that hasn’t already been said.

child

That's a big Y I K E S. I hope he's an incel one day so your autism forces you to bully him online. And then I can get that under my drama post belt. "Elliot Roger Episode II: Femcel mother bullies her incel son online"

You are strange, sad little man.

What a interesting way to spend your time. Obsessing over drama.

See now you're self conscious about it. Bully your son. Do it. And post it here

I just told my embryo it sucks.

There, I bullied it.

Just because it might not be true now doesn't mean it won't be true later.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was an incel tho. Kind of like poetic justice. Or just really funny. Would you bully your incel kid?

No, because I’m going to be certain to teach my children that the world owes them next to nothing, and the people they are romantically interested even more so.

Incels expect and demand sex and relationships.

My children will know that’s fucking stupid.

So what you're saying is there is a 100% chance your kid will be an incel

I’m saying there’s a 1000% chance my child will be incel, especially if female, yes.

You joke, but watch it happen. Especially when mom is at home 24/7 because she can't do anything else.

Hot take: parent always at home = no privacy for kid = incel.

So what you’re saying is, MILLIONS of people, both men and women, are all incels?

Probably tbh

So even the people married and with children, who had a parent that was a SAHP, they’re incels too?

I’m just making sure I understand.

Imagine banging with your mom in the house. And then imagine that she never leaves the house because why would she.

I'm not saying it's a sure thing, but with you, I'm saying it's a sure thing.

Help me help you

So what you’re actually telling me is you tried to bring girls home, and your mom tried watching you?

I’m sorry, that’s so sad.

If that's the first thing you'd think of then that kid is going to be Elliot Roger V2. You mark my words.

You'll remember this and think "if only I had listen to that big Chad hunk Steve from Reddit drama post, this wouldn't have happened"

If that's the first thing you think of when I mention your kid trying to bang then it's definitely gonna be Elliot Roger v2.

And you'll remember this and think "if only I would have listened to that big wise hunk Chad of a man Steve French from Reddit drama post, this wouldn't have happened"

I’ll be sure to call my husband by your name the next time we are allowed to have sex.

Whether or not she thinks of you, I certainly will.

Dependapotamus

That only happens when the spouse is in the military!

She isn't a femcel. She's unemployed and that's why she has so much time bullying incels.

Even so, that isn't much difference

Welfare queen ~ neet incel

Have to get welfare to be a welfare queen!

And I don’t qualify. Boohoo

no u incel

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nah, that has to do with a whole different brand of my crazy. 😘

I'm sorry about the way you are

Oh, you overheard what your mom said last night?

You weren’t supposed to, it was our secret.

lol ur mom

Nice dude you really got him

Iknowright

Sorry thought you were a dude oof my mistake. Check out r/zerocarb

Why did I need to peruse a meat sub?

I love the fact that incels have their tsundere fanclub.

I've never gotten less than 100 karma

I'm just going to go ahead and assume everyone attacking this dude is in the right

I was being asinine for that comment. I definitely get less than 100 karma

Only half, but thanks :)

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

Based Terry

Not sure what's worse, being a neckbeard virgin incel or an incel obsessed neckbeard virgin like /u/MRAGGGAN.

Being you. Being you is worse :)

You’re right!

Being you is worse. :)

I love r/drama. Everyone is a bunch of cunts, and you can be a cunt to everyone.

And you don’t have to apologize!

Cunt :)

now youre getting it

No u

Autism on all sides.

Is this your throwaway account? lol

No, just a fresh account.

"Fresh"

Uh huh. Sure.

So clean, clean.

Relevant Big Tyrone:

https://youtu.be/DolYNfe11-0

I've unironically watched it 10 times

this is the best vid i've seen in years, have also watched multiple times

You're leaving out the fact that MAGARRAN posted this because the mod of cucktears u/A_hanging_chad called for the gassing of all incels.

Ohrully? Where? When?

Bruh you know how to read?

That says nothing about gassing you motherfuckers.

You're glib.

Sí señora

Incels are great. Keeps feminists spending their energy on stupid stuff so they cant do so much real harm.