I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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http://nonnontv.wikia.com/wiki/Renge_Miyauchi

Renge from NNB? LOL

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Big if tru

no u.

K

Okay, whatever you say😒😒😒

Whoever fights with r/drama should see to it that he does not become r/drama in the process. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

when you gays long into an abyss the abyss also gays into you

What have you done.

So it has come to this.

Got gayed

Post Abyssy

Exactly what the abyss would have wanted.

I'll gay your abyss.

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I already won r drama have you guys accepted jesus yet

Jesus didn't manage to make it through our highly competitive (and need I say, selective?) vetting process. We invited Jesus to submit his application again next year while encouraging him to engage in extracurricular studies, as we felt Jesus wasn't really up to the intellectual rigours of /r/drama

Jesus is the og troll ask the romans

And when you gays long into an abyss the abyss also gays into you.

snappy quote now

As long as the abyss doesn't gays all over the goddamn bedsheets. I just washed those.

OP is a pedo apologist fyi.

Who said we thought we were smart? If you're searching for intelligence on Reddit, you may even be too retarded for CA.

I unironically have an IQ that is well above 140 (this is as high as the test would confirm, and I wasn't about to pay even more)

Ask for a refund

I have an IQ of almost 100%

True

This is your mother. Just because I forgot to buy tendies does not mean you get to bully faggots on the internet. No wonder your father isn't back from buying smokes yet.

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

Why ? he is referencing a inner community meme.

Incorrect.

Being unironically mad at r/drama

Lmao

I'm honestly insulted by the comparision to /r/cringeanarchy.

I think the comparison is accurate as fuck. Blueboy ponywaffler and Drunkmond Tutu are goddamn soulmates.

I like /r/drama. It's the people that post in /r/drama that I dislike.

I may not be as smart as some, but at least I’m smart enough not to suck my own dick on the internet about how much smarter I am than everyone else.

excuse me my dude

our preferred nomenclature is "mentally retarded"

Do you seriously believe that IQ is a meaningful metric of human intelligence? That's what your post appears to imply, and I hope you aren't buying into that disgusting, racist right-wing rhetoric.

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Yeahhhh, even most examiners will preface the test with a warning that there are several different ways to 'calculate' one's IQ, and that none of them are actually entirely accurate. There are also people who fall out of the test's ability to estimate an IQ range because of certain psychiatric conditions/ neurological illnesses and outliers.

I am one of the outliers.

My IQ is calculated at average, between 94 and 102 depending on which method is used.

But the catch it - my IQ would be much higher if I didn't have such varied abilities. I have a mathematics specific learning disorder, and extremely poor working memory, but my verbal communication and creative thinking skills are very high.

Trying to create an accurate average with someone who has both 2% and 97% scores is impossible.

Maybe I'm being too serious here.

I ruin all the shitposts with seriousposts!

Hey man. Don't be insulting bricks like that. I'm not as smart at they are.

Pls you faggot, pls. Ask anyone whos talked to me and theyll all say my ik is around 160 on a bad day 180 is i east eggs

yeah but I preordered that tubman game by rick and morty so im already at 120 smart. get ready to go down loser, the big brain boys just rode into town.

Your mom is dumb as bricks

this makes my penis the ahgery penis

yo thats pretty meta

Please do not insult us by comparing us to the no-life non-centrists at cringeanarchy.

Idi nahui.

mfw I know what this means

Dude I'm not from USA

I can't tell if you're taking the joke next-level

What joke?

I was joking that you were a Russian troll, then you said you're not from the US

Well I'm not..is there a problem? Or do I fail to understand something?

it's a joke, tovarisch

In Soviet /r/drama, joke fucks you.

Blyat

"Measuring" a person's brain is an aspect of scientific racism that went out of style with Belgian colonialism, mayo.

> Using alt accounts

Bring your main and fite me in the wilderness faggit!

good evening /u/cup_bored this is ya boy westofthetracks and I just came so goddamn hard reading your post that I can't even begin to rationalize the thought of death. again and again I try to make sense of my existence but never to avail for the reason of which still exists today is unknown. how am I to know if I am truly real or just some smaller piece in the puzzle of life that is waiting to be placed in its correct spot where it will reside forever until unavoidable death comes to reclaim the soul of my breathless corpse. I am always unable to make any reasonable conclusion about the universe as a whole because of its immense complexity. how am I, someone so small, so little, so unimportantly tiny in the grand scheme of the cosmos even begin to rationalize the thought of an infinitely expanding universe? a universe in which every day I drift farther and farther away from the neighbor galaxies farther and farther away from the one chance humanity has ever had of exploring the observable universe but due to the lack of time and the lack of resource, I am left to cope with the thought of being an insignificant afterthought of a reckless mad god who threw me upon the earth just to tease and torture with the vision but never the reality of exploring more than the ball of rock and metal I reside upon. but the one thing I am sure of in my life is that I can't even feel my left leg my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird to take a piss

👑 if u cant handle me at my worst u dont desserve me at my best 👑

Why is this pedo mad?

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to post on r/drama. The drama is extremely autistic, and without a solid grasp of theoretical sociology most of the agendaposts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also /u/cup_bored's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his post - his title draws heavily from cringe anarchy literature, for instance. r/drama does not understand this stuff; they don't have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of autism people post, to realize that they're not just retarded- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who post on r/drama truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in u/cup_bored's existencial catchphrase "dumb as bricks". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as /u/cup_bored's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a mayocide tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.

no U

✓ posts in worldnews ✓ posts in politics ✓ unironically posts here

How massive of a retarded pedofile faggot are you really?

Thank you u/cup_bored

Very cool!

What about me insult me next

Still mad that Trump has an IQ over 130?

9D grounders

That's his fucking hDL cholesterol levels from all of those GreasMacs

How was your last NAMBLA meeting?

I saw Milo and a bunch of other alt right paedos there while doing reconnaissance.

Shouldn't you be fucking kids?

Your sister claimed she was 18. I believed her.

What daf afuck you dttttttalking about fagit i'm super fu 's

smart I got a degere in electiracl enginoring

Lol, look whose mommy raised a prissy little faggot.

Factful

You're operating on the most infantile level possible for a debate like this. You're doing the equivalent of saying you fucked my mom on Xbox live. You're frustrated that someone is stating facts and making arguments that you don't like and can't refute, so you just talk shit like a child. Congratulations, you're behaving in a way that, if you were actually self-aware, you'd know does nothing but invalidate your position.

I don't really know what recent event drove you to post this but I was surprised to find out how intolerant most people here are. It's not "mainstream" intolerance like anti-Semitism, white supremacy or xenophobia but more niche ones like misandry and opposition to psychological solutions to pedophilia. The submissions I expected to find here, I find in the comments instead. I'm not well-versed at navigating the left/right spectrum of American beliefs but judging by the examples I see outside and within the sub, I'd guess that the majority here are conservative. There are some good mindless spats every now and then and that's the only reason why I stay subscribed.

This isn't even good bait.

Fuck you dude, I have an IQ in the 99.9th percentile.

Give me any three shapes and I'll tell you what the 4th shape in the sequence is, try me, I've studied my whole life to ace IQ tests.

I am at the very tip of the bellcurve so you can taste the tip of my bellend. DM me to apologise.

I browse drama ironically so my brain is actually pretty large.

So today in Spanish class, my teacher told us that we would be listening to a song in Spanish. Already, I began to tremble. I had a bad feeling about this. “Which one?” I ask shakily, not wanting to hear the answer. “Despacito” She responds. I begin to hyperventilate. My worst fears have been realized. I fade in and out of conciseness. I clamp my palms over my ears, but I know it’s futile. The song plays. I’m crying now, praying. God, Allah, Buddha please help me. I curl up on the floor. There’s nothing I can do now. And then it happens. The chorus plays. The girls in my class open their mouths. The screams of the damned, the shrieks of the tortured fill my ears and bounce around my skull. My eardrums rupture, blood leaking out. I try to scream, but no sound comes out. I can only sit there, violently shaking as it happens to me. After what seems like hours, it’s finally over. I try to move, but I cannot make myself. My brain shuts down as my vision fades to black. I muster the last of my energy, uttering the accursed word.

“Despacito”

Fuck you I'm dumber than a brick.

Niggers tongue my anus; They flick and fling their fickle nigger tongues so deep as were it a hot summers day in back in ol' Georgia and were they indulging upon a half-expired watermelon - Aye! - into the anus of me, their Master. I revel in my racial right. "Deeper, sambo!", I groan, and the negro retorts, painstaking and muffled; "Y-yesss, massa!" - Indeed his mouth inexorably never leaving my anus for he knows; An infraction, surely, necessitates fetching the whip. I quiver and quake, for when Sambo gives parlance unto my anus, I can feel his rich, and ligneous, and bassoon-like negro utterance caress my prostate like velvet dancing over a throbbing mons venus. Quoth the nigger; "A'ite, das 30, faggot. You gon' pay up fo' a full hour?" ... I froze. Flabbergasted. "'Faggot'?!" I hesitated, the room filled with anticipation. I was dwelling on my options for the night. "Have another 100$. No homo."

What did he mean by this??? 😕😕😕

Wew.

This post makes my penis angry.

Ironic. Criticizing Drama whilst posting on Ice Poseidon.

I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it as dead and burned on the paperwork. I took it because it was a very large monkey and I thought it might make a cool pet. After I got tired of taking care of a huge monkey I shaved it and took it to a prostitute. I told her it was my deformed younger brother and that I would pay her extra to take his virginity. It cost me a lot of money but I got her to do it and let me watch. She was trying to pretend she liked it but she looked sick and Manny(the monkey) was confused at first but he really started to get into it. The whole experience makes me sick when I think about it. The fact that I watched and that I did that to that girl, I wonder if she beleived it was really my brother or if she just needed more crack. But also when I think about it I laugh so fucking hard. I shot the monkey and left it in the woods afterword, I guess Manny died happy.

😕

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😊😊😊 GLAD YOU CAME HERE 😊😊😊

Implying there was ever any intelligent people on Reddit

OP is just a high IQ chill dude who loves to watch streamers all the dang day. I'm jealous.

You seem triggered.

Not sure if insulted or complimented.

Yes?

Thanks retard.

Dumb as bricks?

Just by being here you've lowered the fucking average IQ by half, Schroedinger.

/u/cup_bored do you still believe in the virgin birth of Democratic party politicians?

Says the Ice Poseidon fan.

autistic