Michaelkelso321 gave DramaAddict2000 this account, so he could have him tell you that he hates r/drama for making a thread on him, and that he reported it to Reddit. R/drama should have deleted the thread, so he wouldn't have to do that.
11 2018-06-18 by michaelkelso321
14 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-18
Cool story, bro
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1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-18
ready!
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-18
I already have milk in my fridge.
1 lifesbrink 2018-06-18
Shrek is weird
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-06-18
Ok
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-18
delete your account
1 Death_Trolley 2018-06-18
Delete yourself
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-18
Bullied by /u/Ed_ButteredToast. Lol.
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-18
Shut up and post more pictures of that pretty little mouth
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-18
My posts get trolled every time I do that, though, even though no one here ever posts their pictures, so they're hypocrites.
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-18
If I wanted reasons I'd give them to you now shut that cockholster and post those pics
1 rockinoutwithbutter 2018-06-18
lolcow is that you? come home, we miss you!
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-18
I live by myself, but if ComedicSans wants to come by house to discuss why he let my pictures be permanently saved in this subreddit, he can.
1 rockinoutwithbutter 2018-06-18
wait what? I am confused as fuck right now and I haven't even gotten stoned.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-18
The guy above posted some pics to /r/amisexy or /r/rateme or something like that, and basically got told he was overweight and had an Amish chinstrap beard, which was true. He spazzes out.
Days later /r/Drama rocks up and username pings him to our thread, where he really spazzes out. Since then he's been spamming the everloving fuck out of /r/Drama in some kind of effort to get ComedicSans to delete photos that no-one cares about and that Sans has got nothing to do with and that everyone would've forgotten about if he'd just fucked off.
He is the self-milking lolcow.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-18
That's a spectacularly good summary.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-18
OP seriously wants a date with/u/comedicsans but he lacks the social skills to negotiate such an interaction. Try to imagine a misshapen Seth Rogan without talent, personality or wealth.