Michaelkelso321 gave DramaAddict2000 this account, so he could have him tell you that he hates r/drama for making a thread on him, and that he reported it to Reddit. R/drama should have deleted the thread, so he wouldn't have to do that.

11  2018-06-18 by michaelkelso321

14 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-06-18

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1  wwyzzerdd 2018-06-18

ready!

1  michaelkelso321 2018-06-18

I already have milk in my fridge.

1  lifesbrink 2018-06-18

Shrek is weird

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-06-18

Ok

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-18

delete your account

1  Death_Trolley 2018-06-18

Delete yourself

1  ComedicSans 2018-06-18

Bullied by /u/Ed_ButteredToast. Lol.

1  charming_tainter 2018-06-18

Shut up and post more pictures of that pretty little mouth

1  michaelkelso321 2018-06-18

My posts get trolled every time I do that, though, even though no one here ever posts their pictures, so they're hypocrites.

1  charming_tainter 2018-06-18

If I wanted reasons I'd give them to you now shut that cockholster and post those pics

1  rockinoutwithbutter 2018-06-18

lolcow is that you? come home, we miss you!

1  michaelkelso321 2018-06-18

I live by myself, but if ComedicSans wants to come by house to discuss why he let my pictures be permanently saved in this subreddit, he can.

1  rockinoutwithbutter 2018-06-18

wait what? I am confused as fuck right now and I haven't even gotten stoned.

1  SamWhite 2018-06-18

The guy above posted some pics to /r/amisexy or /r/rateme or something like that, and basically got told he was overweight and had an Amish chinstrap beard, which was true. He spazzes out.

Days later /r/Drama rocks up and username pings him to our thread, where he really spazzes out. Since then he's been spamming the everloving fuck out of /r/Drama in some kind of effort to get ComedicSans to delete photos that no-one cares about and that Sans has got nothing to do with and that everyone would've forgotten about if he'd just fucked off.

He is the self-milking lolcow.

1  ComedicSans 2018-06-18

That's a spectacularly good summary.

1  PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-18

OP seriously wants a date with/u/comedicsans but he lacks the social skills to negotiate such an interaction. Try to imagine a misshapen Seth Rogan without talent, personality or wealth.