I thought the guy would have like real reasons to believe this but as I read more of the article it seems like the Muskrat is losing his god damn mind.
In 2016, after a SpaceX rocket exploded while being fueled up before an engine test, Musk and SpaceX COO and President Gwynne Shotwell also looked into the possibility of sabotage.
Dude already admitted to some shit. There's enough of a shareholder revolt that even this relatively normal admission of corporate fuckery will get a lot of investigation. Yes, yes, we're in the age of Trump, blah, blah, blah, but Musk has tied specific allegations of sabotage to particular short sale positions. He's all but begging for SEC investigations.
Remember, the United Launch Alliance happened because both Boeing and Lockheed Martin got caught spying on each other and they had to cartel up. Corporate espionage isn't exactly normal in aerospace, but the email in question is entirely plausible.
Disgruntled employees have done some crazy shit over the years, like the guy who sold the process for making kevlar to Koreans, or that Japanese guy who stole the formula for making capacitors, but he didn't get it right so a bunch of capacitors ended up exploding around the world in the 2000s.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about - that's some good shit; thanks. You fuck over your employees, or make them think they're fucked over, they'll sell your data like it's nothing.
Considering the fact that Tesla work conditions are basically Amazon warehouse but without the promise of getting free Amazon Prime after you pee in enough bottles, I completely buy that some dude decided to sell what he knew to the Chinese. Or, hell, the Indians; I hear they have cash these days.
you are bad at reading: "The full extent of his actions are not yet clear, but what he has admitted to so far is pretty bad. His stated motivation is that he wanted a promotion that he did not receive."
He runs a god damn car company that canβt figure out how to fucking make cars. Heβs fucking delusional. Nobody is trying to sabotage him, he steps on his own dick every day all by himself.
To have a proper Deus Ex setup we need an intense competition between SpaceX and some other space company, like those two coffee chains in the Invisible War. Which turn out to be both owned by Musk.
That's a tough break. It's like when Stalin had all those great ideas back in the 1930s, but the workers were all secretly wrecking his plans on the orders of the British. We just need to give him the power to set up his own gulags and we'll finally get the Tesla plant up and running.
The Daddy who gets stuff into space, brings it back, and launches it again, but can't get a car company to make cars. And also fucks the Canadian, not the second-rate Eastern European.
Scenario a: There's really sabotage, which would make you think that you should short $TSLA.
Scenario b: He's gone full paranoid schizo, which would make you think that you should short $TSLA.
Scenario c: Both a and b are true, the company loses a fuckton of money AGAIN, but everyone loves the taste of Space Daddy's cock so much that $TSLA inexplicably goes on a six-month run where it gains 20% value because he tweeted some shit about Mars or hyperloop tunnels. If you shorted $TSLA in this scenario, your wife leaves you, your house is foreclosed, and you eat ramen noodles for every meal in a cardboard box you share with a couple other hobos.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-19
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1 pizzashill 2018-06-19
I thought the guy would have like real reasons to believe this but as I read more of the article it seems like the Muskrat is losing his god damn mind.
1 captainktainer 2018-06-19
Dude already admitted to some shit. There's enough of a shareholder revolt that even this relatively normal admission of corporate fuckery will get a lot of investigation. Yes, yes, we're in the age of Trump, blah, blah, blah, but Musk has tied specific allegations of sabotage to particular short sale positions. He's all but begging for SEC investigations.
Remember, the United Launch Alliance happened because both Boeing and Lockheed Martin got caught spying on each other and they had to cartel up. Corporate espionage isn't exactly normal in aerospace, but the email in question is entirely plausible.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-19
Disgruntled employees have done some crazy shit over the years, like the guy who sold the process for making kevlar to Koreans, or that Japanese guy who stole the formula for making capacitors, but he didn't get it right so a bunch of capacitors ended up exploding around the world in the 2000s.
1 captainktainer 2018-06-19
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about - that's some good shit; thanks. You fuck over your employees, or make them think they're fucked over, they'll sell your data like it's nothing.
Considering the fact that Tesla work conditions are basically Amazon warehouse but without the promise of getting free Amazon Prime after you pee in enough bottles, I completely buy that some dude decided to sell what he knew to the Chinese. Or, hell, the Indians; I hear they have cash these days.
1 jubbergun 2018-06-19
Howard Hughes 2.0
1 real_human__bean 2018-06-19
God if Grimes is the Audrey Hepburn of the 2010's we're really fucking up π π π π€π€’
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-06-19
Howard Hughes wasn't with q.t.3.14 Audrey Hepburn, he was with adam's-apple Katharine Hepburn.
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-06-19
you are bad at reading: "The full extent of his actions are not yet clear, but what he has admitted to so far is pretty bad. His stated motivation is that he wanted a promotion that he did not receive."
1 pizzashill 2018-06-19
Everyone knows Musk is a deranged mongoloid, dude.
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-06-19
that doesn't mean you don't huff your own farts for any faint whiff of superiority
it's ok pizza, your ideas will make up for your actions at the pearly gates
1 pizzashill 2018-06-19
Imagine believing in heaven.
1 Death_Trolley 2018-06-19
He runs a god damn car company that canβt figure out how to fucking make cars. Heβs fucking delusional. Nobody is trying to sabotage him, he steps on his own dick every day all by himself.
1 myshl0ng 2018-06-19
Just like my Deus ex games
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-19
To have a proper Deus Ex setup we need an intense competition between SpaceX and some other space company, like those two coffee chains in the Invisible War. Which turn out to be both owned by Musk.
1 rakkar16 2018-06-19
https://i.imgur.com/chvu232.jpg
1 Redactor0 2018-06-19
That's a tough break. It's like when Stalin had all those great ideas back in the 1930s, but the workers were all secretly wrecking his plans on the orders of the British. We just need to give him the power to set up his own gulags and we'll finally get the Tesla plant up and running.
1 GrittyOil 2018-06-19
I for one second this motion. In fact i'd go one step further and gulag anyone who doesnt think musk is the second coming of jesus.
1 error404brain 2018-06-19
Jesus is the first coming of Elon Musk, more accurately.
1 DistortedLines 2018-06-19
DADDY NO!!!
1 Plexipus 2018-06-19
Wait which Daddy is Space Daddy now?
1 captainktainer 2018-06-19
The Daddy who gets stuff into space, brings it back, and launches it again, but can't get a car company to make cars. And also fucks the Canadian, not the second-rate Eastern European.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-06-19
I thought his stuff blows up on the launchpad. Unless itβs his car which is now floating around somewhere.
1 princeofnumuria 2018-06-19
Lets be fair, his robot wife is very attractive.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-06-19
SPACE DADDY IS MY DREAM DADDY
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-06-19
Scenario a: There's really sabotage, which would make you think that you should short $TSLA.
Scenario b: He's gone full paranoid schizo, which would make you think that you should short $TSLA.
Scenario c: Both a and b are true, the company loses a fuckton of money AGAIN, but everyone loves the taste of Space Daddy's cock so much that $TSLA inexplicably goes on a six-month run where it gains 20% value because he tweeted some shit about Mars or hyperloop tunnels. If you shorted $TSLA in this scenario, your wife leaves you, your house is foreclosed, and you eat ramen noodles for every meal in a cardboard box you share with a couple other hobos.
1 kris_1313 2018-06-19
Hee bof? Doomp eet
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