Better idea: annex Latin America into the US.

And then if they fail the math or english test we blow their brains out!

now thats the kind of forward thinking you burgers need to appreciate

We're just gonna kill 'em!

i might be wrong, but this might have been the Confederacy's actual long term policy goal

Jefferson Davis did nothing wrong

He lost.

Jefferson Davis did one thing wrong.

They wanted to invade Cuba to create another slave state, but that was before the war and was a huge diplomatic issue when it was revealed.

The name "United States of America" would still work too

Right?

Only piece of business left would be picking off Canada.

If you are gonna dream then dream big. How do you like the sound of United States Of Earth, instead.

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Glorious french anarchist comunes will nuke themselves before bowing to a brit of all things.

Good

I'm for as long as we don't have to supply anyone with healthcare or food stamps.

But just the parts with oil reserves and precious minerals.

i dunno this is starting to sound a little globalist

How about we neutron bomb Canada and subjugate Latinx America?

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Manifest Destiny didn't go far enough

Horrible idea. Then the slaves that pick our bananas will start wanting $15 an hour.

Thank you, the Mexicans want to come to America. Ok no problem, we will just bring America to Mexico!

Also having something of value (citizenship) and not auctioning it off to the highest bidder??? I though the US was the capitalist ethnostate, why give away citizenship for free?

why give away citizenship for free

I'm pretty sure there is at least a nominal fee to apply for citizenship

nah, annex the us into latin america

this, but unironically

That means nukes, right?

How did you plan to annex a large amount of space quickly? Asking nicely?

Better outdo him on the written test,

There's a whole branch of my family that constantly complains about mexican not learning english and blacks speaking ebonics, but their facebook profile is illegible.

Anyone who uses Facebook should be deported, along with the Ebonics and Mexiglish groups.

Man, property values gonna be so nice.

i was wrong about you.

you are p f enlightened my good man(?)

deporting huge numbers of people would crash the real estate market :/

That’s the point.

I’m gonna be a land baron.

You know, some people might actually want to be able to afford a house in the Bay Area in their lifelime

Deported to the middle of the Pacific ocean. If they make it back we can consider them good enough. If not we'll call it good.

but /u/pizzashill isnt an incel, he's just sworn off women because a crazy grill broke him, isnt that right pizza

I am going to have to assume you do not actually know what the word meme means then. Meme, which was coined by Dawkins, is an idea of cultural transmissions of ideas through catchphrases or reductions to units. That is exactly what you are doing by calling an entire diverse group of people with different beliefs and ideas, as long as the methods and discourse, to totalize or synthesize down social justice advocates down to a negative phrasing.

Now, as far as the first women's remarks, I am a bit torn, I, as a white male, am sympathetic to her argument. You would have to be quite blind to ignore the history of violence that has taken place against subaltern cultures perpetrated by European societies (predominantly white males). I also do not think it is fair to take her literally at her word, but that is my interpretation and speculation. I am familiar with several cultural and film studies authors from the continental philosophy side of things that make similar arguments to hers but, almost entirely, mean it metaphorically. I certainly do not think she should lose her job over this. Is it pretty? No. But liberalism is the end all be all of social right-ness. We don't, and we shouldn't feel the need to always be non-confrontational and democratic about social issues like justice, democracy, and emancipation. Before you attempt to correct me on the use of the word liberal, I am referring to the political ideology, not the Americanized word. Maybe she didn't say it in the best way, but also, just maybe, some of her anger is justified and should be taken sincerely, especially by those of us with the privilege to do so.

nice pasta i guess?

but you gotta get over that crazy grill dude. also i wanna hear more about her

This but ironically

As much as I hate commies, you could manage that USSR style : require citizens have permits to travel and work between regions within their country. Allows you to put the worst people in the same places. And also if all else fails send them to Siberia.

The US already does. It's called the inner cities and the Appalachians.

They're allowed to get out though. They're just too retarded to do it (usually).

Why not just have illegals fight in a gladiator tournament in which the last one standing becomes a citizen?

u/Pizzashill has to go back

I'm doing my part

The problem with this plan is that countries generally aren't keen on having other countries dump truckloads of randoms into their territory, let alone ones who don't want to live there or be citizens.

End birthright citizenship and grant citizenship and the right to vote by service a minimum of 2 years in the military or 4 years as a policeman, fireman or teacher.

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This but completely unironically. We need to bring back elitism.

/r/drama isn't your seriouspostng political soapbox.

Ur dumb.

My proposal:

Deny all mayos citizenship until they can provide documentation of getting fucked by a superior BBC