I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
There are a number of different ways to determine whether or not someone is a (((jew))), even if you don't know or can't tell by the name. First, look at the individual. (((Jews))) usually look like (((rats))). If they're smiling, they'll look like smiling (((rats))). If they're not smiling, they'll look like miserable (((rats))). Also look at the individuals body. (((Jews))) usually have misshapen or deformed bodies. This is why you've rarely seen a (((jewish athlete))). Also look for symptoms of sickness or disease. As (((Jackie Mason the jewish comedian))) once said "oy hev neva mit ah compleetly helty (((jew)))." [Transalation: I have never met a completely healthy (((jew))).] (((Jews))) are very slovenly, unhealthy and immoral. Uncontrollable facial twitches are farely common among (((jews))) and easy to spot. If you get close enough you may be able to smell the (((jew))). (((Jews))) have a really foul offensive body odor, quite often under a layer of stale cologne. This is especially pronounced among (((kosher jews))) because they are forbidden to use soap. (((Kosher food))) also has a sickening smell. You can familiarize yourself with this smell by taking a walk near a (((jewish household))) during the dinner hour and getting a whiff of (((kosher food))) cooking. Right away you will notice a similarity to the smell of (((dog food))) or (((burnt flesh))). It is a nauseating odor. This is why you've never seen a (((jewish restaurant))). This test should be approached cautiously as over exposure to the smell of (((kosher food))) will induse vomiting in a gentile.Next, listen to the individual. (((Jews))) have really slimy scummy sounding voices and usually speak with an annoying (((nasal whine))). (Sometimes saliva will drip out from the corner of a (((jews))) mouth while they speak so keep looking as well.) They'll usually speak in a provocative and inquisitive manner and then pleasantly ofer assistance or a referel to another (((jew))). They will always be ambiguous or deceitful about their own affairs. They will never say anything good about a gentile. Their (((jewish Talmud))) commands them "A (((jew))) should not say anything favorable about a non-jew." This anomoly will be especially noticeable when you here the (((jew))) apeak about a gentile that you know to be a good person. Anything or anyone that is not (((jewish))) they will constantly try to silence, slander, sue or slaughter. You might catch the individual off guard with some humor. Try saying something like "Hey, what's the difference between a (((jew))) and a pizza?" Wait for the individual to ask what and then reply "About ten minutes." If the individual does not laugh, they're either a (((jew))) or a (((christian t.v. zombie))) and should be avoided in either case. If you are still uncertain whether or not the individual is (((jew))), you will have to decide according to your own circumstances whether any potential benefit you may derive is worth the risk of infection. Good luck and stay healthy. Sincerely yours, Dr. WIlliam Z. Whiteman National Agency for (((Jewish))) Identification
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-21
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-06-21
Didn't think it's possible for Bibi's to have a wife uglier than him...
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-21
No kidding. Not even a paper bag fixes that.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-06-21
I'll just cut a hole in my Kanna daki and insert a fleshlight.
1 rosenbergstein 2018-06-21
SHUT IT DOWN
1 aiyooooo 2018-06-21
How dumb do you have to be to be Jewish and think you can get away with stealing from other Jews?
1 wewuzkangzshiettt554 2018-06-21
Why do people here hate jews? There persecuted for no reason.
1 OysterCookie 2018-06-21
Personally it was Hebrew school that cemented my hatred of like 75% of Jews
1 kippot 2018-06-21
You (((people))) 🙄
1 OysterCookie 2018-06-21
There are a number of different ways to determine whether or not someone is a (((jew))), even if you don't know or can't tell by the name. First, look at the individual. (((Jews))) usually look like (((rats))). If they're smiling, they'll look like smiling (((rats))). If they're not smiling, they'll look like miserable (((rats))). Also look at the individuals body. (((Jews))) usually have misshapen or deformed bodies. This is why you've rarely seen a (((jewish athlete))). Also look for symptoms of sickness or disease. As (((Jackie Mason the jewish comedian))) once said "oy hev neva mit ah compleetly helty (((jew)))." [Transalation: I have never met a completely healthy (((jew))).] (((Jews))) are very slovenly, unhealthy and immoral. Uncontrollable facial twitches are farely common among (((jews))) and easy to spot. If you get close enough you may be able to smell the (((jew))). (((Jews))) have a really foul offensive body odor, quite often under a layer of stale cologne. This is especially pronounced among (((kosher jews))) because they are forbidden to use soap. (((Kosher food))) also has a sickening smell. You can familiarize yourself with this smell by taking a walk near a (((jewish household))) during the dinner hour and getting a whiff of (((kosher food))) cooking. Right away you will notice a similarity to the smell of (((dog food))) or (((burnt flesh))). It is a nauseating odor. This is why you've never seen a (((jewish restaurant))). This test should be approached cautiously as over exposure to the smell of (((kosher food))) will induse vomiting in a gentile.Next, listen to the individual. (((Jews))) have really slimy scummy sounding voices and usually speak with an annoying (((nasal whine))). (Sometimes saliva will drip out from the corner of a (((jews))) mouth while they speak so keep looking as well.) They'll usually speak in a provocative and inquisitive manner and then pleasantly ofer assistance or a referel to another (((jew))). They will always be ambiguous or deceitful about their own affairs. They will never say anything good about a gentile. Their (((jewish Talmud))) commands them "A (((jew))) should not say anything favorable about a non-jew." This anomoly will be especially noticeable when you here the (((jew))) apeak about a gentile that you know to be a good person. Anything or anyone that is not (((jewish))) they will constantly try to silence, slander, sue or slaughter. You might catch the individual off guard with some humor. Try saying something like "Hey, what's the difference between a (((jew))) and a pizza?" Wait for the individual to ask what and then reply "About ten minutes." If the individual does not laugh, they're either a (((jew))) or a (((christian t.v. zombie))) and should be avoided in either case. If you are still uncertain whether or not the individual is (((jew))), you will have to decide according to your own circumstances whether any potential benefit you may derive is worth the risk of infection. Good luck and stay healthy. Sincerely yours, Dr. WIlliam Z. Whiteman National Agency for (((Jewish))) Identification
1 kippot 2018-06-21
informative and factual, thank you good Dr. Whiteman
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-21
i think i've heard this woody allen joke before
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-06-21
I was promised SorosBux to shill for the mayocide, but u/AnnoysTheGoys tok it all away.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-21
It's all safe, I'm just trying to protect you from yourself
1 OniTan 2018-06-21
They steal Palestinian land and cry victim when anyone says that's fucked up?
1 DaveLeBarbarian 2018-06-21
Denying that new settlement is literally another holocaust
1 Matthew94 2018-06-21
They're
1 kippot 2018-06-21
/u/annoysthegoys defend your kind, if you even can 🙁
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-21
I hope they catapult the Netanyahus into Gaza
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-06-21
I like you a lot. I just want you to know that. 😊
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-21
You're not too shabby for a goy
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-06-21
You’re pretty fly for a rabbi
1 kippot 2018-06-21
Unironically agree 100%
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-06-21
Never knew I wanted this
1 Redactor0 2018-06-21
She should be a mod here. She's always screaming and throwing plates at her servants and stuff.
1 OysterCookie 2018-06-21
Daww just like my bubby😊
1 BussyShillBot 2018-06-21
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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