Head Jewess stole money, big shock!!!!!!!!!!

29  2018-06-21 by OysterCookie

26 comments

I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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Didn't think it's possible for Bibi's to have a wife uglier than him...

No kidding. Not even a paper bag fixes that.

I'll just cut a hole in my Kanna daki and insert a fleshlight.

SHUT IT DOWN

How dumb do you have to be to be Jewish and think you can get away with stealing from other Jews?

Why do people here hate jews? There persecuted for no reason.

Personally it was Hebrew school that cemented my hatred of like 75% of Jews

You (((people))) 🙄

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informative and factual, thank you good Dr. Whiteman

i think i've heard this woody allen joke before

Why do people here hate jews? There persecuted for no reason.

I was promised SorosBux to shill for the mayocide, but u/AnnoysTheGoys tok it all away.

It's all safe, I'm just trying to protect you from yourself

They steal Palestinian land and cry victim when anyone says that's fucked up?

Denying that new settlement is literally another holocaust

They're

/u/annoysthegoys defend your kind, if you even can 🙁

I hope they catapult the Netanyahus into Gaza

I like you a lot. I just want you to know that. 😊

You're not too shabby for a goy

You’re pretty fly for a rabbi

Unironically agree 100%

Never knew I wanted this

She should be a mod here. She's always screaming and throwing plates at her servants and stuff.

Daww just like my bubby😊