Oh whiskey, You drown out the problems of this world, From the bills I have to pay, To the broads I'm stuck to lay, Oh whiskey, Why must you taste so sweet, Glass after glass, Til I'm out on my ass, Oh whiskey, All the problems you do solve, Yet you diminish my resolve, Oh whiskey, I love how you make me feel so right, Though you leave me desiring nothing but respite, Oh whiskey, You are the devils drink, But when you're gone I can't help but think (of you), Oh whiskey, Where would I be without you? Perhaps in the hands of some dirty cheap old jew

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