I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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How many fucking subs do you loses have?

Cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish

Let me think, how can I lose all my self respect today? I'll let someone fuck my wife

Thats what you think? Really?

Whats it like having an IQ below 80?

100% what I think. Marriage is between TWO people. And yes, my commonly shared belief must mean that a whole lot of us must have very low IQs.

Lies, marriage is between a husband and his wife, and his second wife, and his third wife, and his forth wife.

Oh Mitt Romney good to see you, I wasn't aware they let you out of the house still!

FLDS don't stop at 4 you irreligious tard

Like I give a shit enough about Mormons to care about specific tenets of their religion, let's be real.

Four wives is for Muslims, apostate.

Like I give a shit enough about Mormons Muslims to care about specific tenets of their religion, let's be real.

Marriage is between TWO people.

>Not getting side bussy

Why even live ?

Would rather have a solid stable monogamous long term relationship over just getting laid. If I cared about getting laid, I'd just do that. Rather have a partner than a lay.

Miss me with that gay shit, fam.

I mean you can do whatever you want, but why mock someone else for their choice? Doesn't make sense to me. Sex never did anything for me. That feeling of someone actually giving a fuck about you? Priceless.

I mean you can do whatever you want, but why mock someone else for their choice?

I am a mean piece of shit and r/drama allow me to spread my fiel without hurting relationships I care about.

Sex never did anything for me. That feeling of someone actually giving a fuck about you? Priceless.

Normally you get that feeling from your friends, buddy.

You must have some great friends. Wonder what that's like.

Fam, you can make some too, it's pretty easy. Find a sperg hobby and go to meetings for that hobby.

Oh believe me, I'm well aware I can, I just don't want to anymore. Just being honest. Lost enough life long friends and long term relationships in the past 10 years or so that quite frankly, I'm content just keeping to myself a while.

Fair enough.

Indeed. Thanks for the mostly cordial /r/drama conversation. Have a good night.

Same

two people

Quit kinkshaming me

What you and your dog do is between you guys.

Imao mayo armies, mayocide gonna be so easy.

From the /r/military thread.

What's the observer going to report? "This dude's cocksplaying Hannibal Lecter. For real, sir."

Exactly this.

I kinda want "This dude's cocksplaying Hannibal Lecter." as my flair.

I think that's a thing you could do in SRD.

Yea but then you’re on SRD

As people who talk about personalized belong.

Pretty sure that's where "omg such random quote, i wish it were my flair" would fit in the most

I think I puked in my mouth a little. I swallowed it down like a good boy, but it's lingering.

Hope you like it!

Aren't you sweet as arsenic.

I like him but he can't come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Not with a chastity cage on, that's for sure.

This isn’t your everyday shitposting.....this is....advanced shitposting

Infinite shitlosting.

Shitposting Wars

Call of shitposting.

Shitposting is retarded

No U.

Me too thanks

I regret googling that

Now google "pejazzle".

thanks

Now you need something relaxing! Head over to lemonparty.org to relax.

Trust me, after your traumatic googling you need to lay back and take a load off.

I prefer eating a blue waffle at times like these

I’m a little depressed I haven’t once had tongoogle any of this.

Please ensure your personal safety

/u/alwaysmeirl what colour is it?

Not even kidding, you can get this one in camouflage.

Did you know about that in advance or did you google it?

Knew about it in advance.

I'm one of the degenerate fucks who actually likes doing this sort of thing to themselves, so yeah.

Bonus: Here's one that looks like a snake, because... yeah.

What if your wife loses the key? Time to break out the jaws of life?

160 dollariedos. That is a lot of more for you to not get laid.

This is why hazing should be allowed. Jesus Christ on a cracker, only 8 years left til retirement.

100% support this

FFS bunch of army prudes, what's the use of living as an infidel in a degenerate western society if you're not even going to use the perks?

How is preventing yourself from getting it on a "perk?"

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Ahh I misunderstood.

This exact situation was on a Dan Savage podcast a while back. So it's probably a troll but whatever.

I honestly can't think of a better way to prepare a soldier for battle. One week in a cage and they'd probably be ready to murder a bus of child nuns.

I wonder if he saw the new Netflix Punisher series, saw that high-ranking military officer who turned out to be a paypig slave and thought "Yeah, that's future me, that's my dream life."

Hold up is that the scene where she pours wine on the floor and he licks it up? Is that from punisher?

Sure is, my dude

thx bby ive been trying to remember what show that scene is from

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We weren’t expecting special forces

Found this link about some army incel in that thread. Pretty good read. https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/8ssriq/marriage/

I'm a virgin who's waiting for love cuz I was a manho in high school

I dont even...