LMAO at fatties in /r/unitedkingdom

36  2018-06-23 by Ennui2778

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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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i followed the back and forth between /u/deathhamster1 and /u/earlgrey- but i just couldn't reach the end.

It ended with Beatles lyrics and me realising that I was wasting my life with inane bullshit.

It ends with the other guy having a heart attack at 45 because his blood is 20% lard.

Don't hold your breath. Actually, do.

And yet you still continue to clog Reddit with your nonsense.

Paying close attention?

It's hard to miss.

I'd get that ADHD looked at. And the personality disorder too.

surely you can recommend me a good therapist

Personally, I'd just lock you in a shed and feed you woodlice. I'd also beat you occasionally, but only because you deserve it.

Old drama. Get outa here!

The fat is literally dripping off of /u/deathhamster1's greasy mitts and smearing MY keyboard from across the internet and through 3 months of time, that's how fat xe is šŸ¤¤

I'm not fat. Though your bigotry and weak attempts to troll are duly noted. What are you going to do when /r/drama gets shut down because it's scaring off advertisers?

If /r/drama gets shut down, I'll kill myself.

Now you have a moral obligation not to report is to the admins.

Oh, you tease.

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