McAfee mixes Alex Jones supplements into his fentanyl, passes out for 3 days and claims he was poisoned

370  2018-06-23 by JamesRobotoMD

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Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one

That's no way to speak to your betters.

No word yet on how him being more difficult to kill than you can ever imagine is related to the blockchain

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/u/Ed_ButteredToast, how’s it feel to be cucked by my superior snoozeposting skills?

Alt.

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lol /u/subpoutine isn’t an alt

No one suspects that you're my alt. They actually believe snow Jews exist 😂

So wait, you came back to the thread 20 minutes later and replied to yourself trying to get Ed to talk to you?

Yes. I also wanted you to know I’m not snoozeposting because I hate McAfee drama (in fact, I love it!) but because /u/Ed_ButteredToast doesn’t snoozepost properly.

Well now I feel bad for poisoning your shark bites

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Confirmed not an Ed alt.

I love this man.

tbh a week-long Fear & Loathing style bender with him & Randy Quaid would be a lot of fun

Well not if you are a woman, but still him paying for everything might be fun.

Well not if you are a woman

Touché

I am a dank memer. It is the way of our people.

Maybe to watch from afar, but this dude has already killed at least one person while on a paranoid bender.

Ok, maybe 72 hours is a safer bet

Worth the risk tbh.

Only according to him

While that guy did not have it coming, he was antagonizing him

that’s what makes it exciting

Frig off Leheay

I feel like it would end with mcafee wearing a mask of Randy's wife

He better not get himself killed before America has the opportunity to meme him into office.

Honestly he can't be worse than the current one.

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At least McAfee didn't inherit his millions.

Why the honesty now?

Mod him pls

McAfee 2020

Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one

Tough talk for a guy who just spent 2 whole days asleep

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My enemies maged to spike something that i ingested.

That's not even how you use "spiked".

It's like saying My foot dropped asleep. I know what he means, but that's not how you say it.

Okay, so did he provide any actually logical reasons to think someone actually spiked his stuff, or maybe an indication he isn't serious or something? If not, then how come he thinks he's so woke and shit yet he loves him some of his safe space?

Because he is fucking insane

Right, that's been established I guess lolololol

It was the same cabal that shot that one guy in the face as he slept in order to frame mcafee

I know who it is. Not my wife. So fuck you.

I know my own body better than anyone. I have been declared dead (this time included) 11 times in my life. Each time I felt more vibrant afterwards.

Killed any neighbors lately

based

this slippery bastard!

but i'll get im next time!!

Here's the crazy fucking reality of my life: 11 attempted assinations and I survived them all. Oddly, none of the assassins survived more than 2 months after the attempt. They all encountered bizarre accidents. It's a strange fucking world.

As a user of fent and super male vitality I’m calling bullshit.

And no crazy unbelievable shit happens here? Journalists disappear. Enemies of Hillary die off at alarming rates. Parents kill their children. Children kill other children. Wake up dude.

This dude is the best. His entire life is like a farfetched action movie.

Its really not. The dude is a sad drug addict with a bizarre interest in female aphrodisiacs. He spends most of his time in a barely conscious state where he seems to hallucinate being a James Bond style secret agent. That mans an absolute train wreck and nothing he claims is true but it sure is entertaining to watch him be rich enough to get away with being highly schizophrenic in public.

Who invited Buzz Killington?

I dunno man, I think the Jon McAfee saga is much more entertaining when you realize all his ranting about action hero style events are little more than the schizophrenic hallucinations of someone rich enough to be taken seriously by such auspicious groups as the American Libertarian Party. He almost got 10% of the vote for their presidential nomination!

Given whose president, you can't really judge us too harshly.

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Fugee go home

Pretending MDE will go back to MDE

If i don't hear some more tolerance around here I'm finna shoot

Oh no, pls keep safe

The Libertarian Party of the United States of America continues to be a case study in "That guy was the absolute worst... except the Libertarian. Sweet Jesus."

We do have terrible candidates, but I can't imagine him being worse than either Trump or Hillary.

Man Gary Johnson pretty much ran unopposed. Everyone else in the running was just completely insane.

I lold

Yeah it takes like a month of looking at this dude to find out he's a compulsive liar and a con artist, and none of his fantastic stories are remotely true.

get out

Relevant username, as always.

I think I remember him saying something reasonable and very interesting one time, but looking at him nowadays... shit, son.

Sure thing, shill. You're just shook because Agent McAfee is going to use his Bitcoin and peyote super powers to destroy your Deep State!

he sucks. hes a professional finesser, starting with convincing everyone they needed his antivirus in the 80s

And that's why he's great. He's a balls-out rich lunatic. Or did you forget where you are?

no he's definitely crazy, but people vastly overestimate his wealth & even his "genius". he doesn't know netsec beyond super vague concepts, he was never a real programmer or a hacker. he didn't really add anything of value to the computer industry. his main role that made him hundreds of millions of dollars was in creating a public, much overblown panic about computer viruses in a time where there were no other anti virus companies at all. but John is also incredibly bad at money. he's barely what i would call wealthy anymore - pretty much all of his fortune is long gone.

It's going to make a great TV series someday.

Creeptos need their waifu to live and tell them bitcoin $100k in 2 months.

Very heavy acquisitions.

And for those who did this - You will soon understand the true meaning of wrath. I know exactly who you are. Youh had better be gone.

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Jun 22
Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one

Wew lad.

From all the places in the world this loon has rolled, he woke up in my neck of the woods. What the fuck was he doing here?

As to how McAfee had ended up at a hospital nearly a 600-mile drive from Lexington, the Independent wrote, the software tycoon recently claimed to be on the run from the SEC and traveling in a convoy “driven by ex-military special forces and filled to the brim with heavily-armed security personnel.”

well....

I wish I'd have known, maybe he's still here. Same hospital building I was born in, and reside about 10 min drive from.

Better move fast, this man is born to run

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1010502994645929985

I know my own body better than anyone. I have been declared dead (this time included) 11 times in my life. Each time I felt more vibrant afterwards.

on the run from the SEC

The Securities Exchange Commission?

Believe it's the South Eastern Conference that nourishes his delusional appetites! /s

He's got that SEC speed they're after

Id better leave fast before the SEC goes all PGSV Cipher on that hospital...

Join his A Team

What the fuck is that dude doing in Greenville? I remember looking at a video of him talking mean shit years ago about the antivirus software that has his name only, in that hospital perhaps in the same floor he's on. I definitely would have talked shit to him.

What the fuck is that dude doing in Greenville?

No idea, but it might be fun to find out why, or else why he's just making this up. Given his antics, I wouldn't doubt how much of all this is true or where he really is, but pulling gville/vidant out of his ass seems even more insane than he already is known to be.

I called the hospital, and the information desk told me that they were allowed to tell me if a patient was there, but no more information than that.

I told her the name, spelled it, and she said there is no one listed in the Vidant system with his real name. Either he's in there under a pseudonym, or staff is hiding it, or he's not really here. Who knows. I don't even really care this much, although it might be fun to get to post-delirium crypto-"tips" from him. Or just egg him on in general.

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He's difficult to kill, but his neighbor sure wasn't. Because he murdered his neighbor.

Maybe he was too noisy. Noisy neighbors are the worst.

Probably always over complaining that Mcafee was being too loud when he was banging his underage sex slaves.

Sounds like the neighbor violated the NAP.

Get that man into office ASAP

His neighbor supposedly poisoned his pit bulls.

Of course he owned pit bulls.

Clearly you haven't watched John Wick.

The army thing was because he was super paranoid and possible smuggling/producing drugs. Theres a short Netflix docu, it's worth a watch

He killed at least one of his dogs

pitbulls deserve the oven

So do people

quaint little anarchist arent ye

Nah, I think the ovens should be run by the state

nice recovery

Pulverized glass meals when?

he did? Links?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McAfee#Legal_issues

On November 12, 2012, Belize police started a search for McAfee as a "person of interest" in connection to the murder of American expatriate Gregory Viant Faull. Faull was found dead of a gunshot wound on November 11, 2012, at his home on the island of Ambergris Caye, the largest island in Belize.[59][60] Faull was a neighbor of McAfee.[61] In a November 2012 interview with Wired,[62] McAfee said that he has always been afraid police would kill him and thus refused their routine questions; he has since evaded the Belizean authorities.[61] Belize's prime minister Dean Barrow called McAfee "extremely paranoid, even bonkers".[63] McAfee fled Belize when he was sought for questioning concerning the murder.[64][65][66]

Drug manufacturing equipment was found in his (McAfee's) house.

He was cooking drugs, banging underage girls, and murdered his neighbor when he found out. He then illegally crossed an international border and got captured because Vice published pictures without scrubbing the exif data. He then faked multiple heart attacks before being deported to the United States.

He is still wanted for questioning in Belize.

thanks for the info

When you realize that certain people see this as a positive thing

Is anybody else thinking like what if we are all just living in McAfee's coma? Like, woah.

I tried making a healthy vegetable soup once, but I put hemlock in it instead of parsley.

That was fun.

This would make sense that the only person strong enough to kill John McAfee is John McAfee With Elephant Tranquilizers.

McAfee just wants an out for if his bitcoin predictions fall flat.

McAfee is one of the few twitter accounts I follow. He's a great inspiration for us post-wall guys to out there and do nothing.

He's a G

wait, “John McAfee of McAfee” John McAfee?

so he likes shirtlessly brandishing shotguns now, eh?

Bruv ain't right up there since a while now.

LMAOO

Can someone TLDR me on John McAffe?

Well it makes sense. He’s a lizard person . Alex jones was trying to take him out