Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one
Yes. I also wanted you to know I’m not snoozeposting because I hate McAfee drama (in fact, I love it!) but because /u/Ed_ButteredToast doesn’t snoozepost properly.
Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one
Tough talk for a guy who just spent 2 whole days asleep
Okay, so did he provide any actually logical reasons to think someone actually spiked his stuff, or maybe an indication he isn't serious or something?
If not, then how come he thinks he's so woke and shit yet he loves him some of his safe space?
Here's the crazy fucking reality of my life: 11 attempted assinations and I survived them all. Oddly, none of the assassins survived more than 2 months after the attempt. They all encountered bizarre accidents. It's a strange fucking world.
And no crazy unbelievable shit happens here? Journalists disappear. Enemies of Hillary die off at alarming rates. Parents kill their children. Children kill other children. Wake up dude.
Its really not. The dude is a sad drug addict with a bizarre interest in female aphrodisiacs. He spends most of his time in a barely conscious state where he seems to hallucinate being a James Bond style secret agent. That mans an absolute train wreck and nothing he claims is true but it sure is entertaining to watch him be rich enough to get away with being highly schizophrenic in public.
I dunno man, I think the Jon McAfee saga is much more entertaining when you realize all his ranting about action hero style events are little more than the schizophrenic hallucinations of someone rich enough to be taken seriously by such auspicious groups as the American Libertarian Party. He almost got 10% of the vote for their presidential nomination!
The Libertarian Party of the United States of America continues to be a case study in "That guy was the absolute worst... except the Libertarian. Sweet Jesus."
Yeah it takes like a month of looking at this dude to find out he's a compulsive liar and a con artist, and none of his fantastic stories are remotely true.
no he's definitely crazy, but people vastly overestimate his wealth & even his "genius". he doesn't know netsec beyond super vague concepts, he was never a real programmer or a hacker. he didn't really add anything of value to the computer industry. his main role that made him hundreds of millions of dollars was in creating a public, much overblown panic about computer viruses in a time where there were no other anti virus companies at all. but John is also incredibly bad at money. he's barely what i would call wealthy anymore - pretty much all of his fortune is long gone.
@officialmcafee
Jun 22
Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one
From all the places in the world this loon has rolled, he woke up in my neck of the woods. What the fuck was he doing here?
As to how McAfee had ended up at a hospital nearly a 600-mile drive from Lexington, the Independent wrote, the software tycoon recently claimed to be on the run from the SEC and traveling in a convoy “driven by ex-military special forces and filled to the brim with heavily-armed security personnel.”
well....
I wish I'd have known, maybe he's still here. Same hospital building I was born in, and reside about 10 min drive from.
What the fuck is that dude doing in Greenville? I remember looking at a video of him talking mean shit years ago about the antivirus software that has his name only, in that hospital perhaps in the same floor he's on. I definitely would have talked shit to him.
No idea, but it might be fun to find out why, or else why he's just making this up. Given his antics, I wouldn't doubt how much of all this is true or where he really is, but pulling gville/vidant out of his ass seems even more insane than he already is known to be.
I called the hospital, and the information desk told me that they were allowed to tell me if a patient was there, but no more information than that.
I told her the name, spelled it, and she said there is no one listed in the Vidant system with his real name. Either he's in there under a pseudonym, or staff is hiding it, or he's not really here. Who knows. I don't even really care this much, although it might be fun to get to post-delirium crypto-"tips" from him. Or just egg him on in general.
On November 12, 2012, Belize police started a search for McAfee as a "person of interest" in connection to the murder of American expatriate Gregory Viant Faull. Faull was found dead of a gunshot wound on November 11, 2012, at his home on the island of Ambergris Caye, the largest island in Belize.[59][60] Faull was a neighbor of McAfee.[61] In a November 2012 interview with Wired,[62] McAfee said that he has always been afraid police would kill him and thus refused their routine questions; he has since evaded the Belizean authorities.[61] Belize's prime minister Dean Barrow called McAfee "extremely paranoid, even bonkers".[63] McAfee fled Belize when he was sought for questioning concerning the murder.[64][65][66]
Drug manufacturing equipment was found in his (McAfee's) house.
He was cooking drugs, banging underage girls, and murdered his neighbor when he found out. He then illegally crossed an international border and got captured because Vice published pictures without scrubbing the exif data. He then faked multiple heart attacks before being deported to the United States.
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1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
Idiot. Wake the fuck up to the reality of the world you are living in. Or just please get off my page until you do wake up. Sleeping people can help no one
1 KittehDragoon 2018-06-23
That's no way to speak to your betters.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
No word yet on how him being more difficult to kill than you can ever imagine is related to the blockchain
1 supadik 2018-06-23
mayofee
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
😴😴😴
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
/u/Ed_ButteredToast, how’s it feel to be cucked by my superior snoozeposting skills?
1 you_got_it_jobin 2018-06-23
Alt.
1 froibo 2018-06-23
Crtl.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-23
Dlt
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
lol /u/subpoutine isn’t an alt
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-23
No one suspects that you're my alt. They actually believe snow Jews exist 😂
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
So wait, you came back to the thread 20 minutes later and replied to yourself trying to get Ed to talk to you?
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
Yes. I also wanted you to know I’m not snoozeposting because I hate McAfee drama (in fact, I love it!) but because /u/Ed_ButteredToast doesn’t snoozepost properly.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
Well now I feel bad for poisoning your shark bites
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
😘
1 SJCards 2018-06-23
🙄
1 subpoutine 2018-06-23
DaddysCummies.pasta
1 SJCards 2018-06-23
Confirmed not an Ed alt.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-23
I love this man.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-23
tbh a week-long Fear & Loathing style bender with him & Randy Quaid would be a lot of fun
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-23
Well not if you are a woman, but still him paying for everything might be fun.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-23
Touché
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-23
I am a dank memer. It is the way of our people.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-06-23
Maybe to watch from afar, but this dude has already killed at least one person while on a paranoid bender.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-23
Ok, maybe 72 hours is a safer bet
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-06-23
Worth the risk tbh.
1 CrackFerretus 2018-06-23
Only according to him
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
While that guy did not have it coming, he was antagonizing him
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-23
that’s what makes it exciting
1 tpx187 2018-06-23
Frig off Leheay
1 RagdollPhysEd 2018-06-23
I feel like it would end with mcafee wearing a mask of Randy's wife
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-06-23
He better not get himself killed before America has the opportunity to meme him into office.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-23
Honestly he can't be worse than the current one.
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1 MatMaf 2018-06-23
DRUMPF
<<<<<<<<KARMA. FUCKING NOW!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-23
Le drumphf
1 kippot 2018-06-23
DDF ASSEMBLE
1 choriposting 2018-06-23
At least McAfee didn't inherit his millions.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-23
Why the honesty now?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-23
Mod him pls
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-06-23
McAfee 2020
1 reptilia987 2018-06-23
😂
1 Psyman2 2018-06-23
That's not even how you use "spiked".
It's like saying My foot dropped asleep. I know what he means, but that's not how you say it.
1 McSayerPL 2018-06-23
Okay, so did he provide any actually logical reasons to think someone actually spiked his stuff, or maybe an indication he isn't serious or something? If not, then how come he thinks he's so woke and shit yet he loves him some of his safe space?
1 arkenex 2018-06-23
Because he is fucking insane
1 McSayerPL 2018-06-23
Right, that's been established I guess lolololol
1 RagdollPhysEd 2018-06-23
It was the same cabal that shot that one guy in the face as he slept in order to frame mcafee
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-06-23
I know who it is. Not my wife. So fuck you.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
I know my own body better than anyone. I have been declared dead (this time included) 11 times in my life. Each time I felt more vibrant afterwards.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-06-23
Killed any neighbors lately
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgTwSBcVQAYe6oa.jpg:large
1 accounttttttttt 2018-06-23
based
1 Bluest_waters 2018-06-23
this slippery bastard!
but i'll get im next time!!
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
Here's the crazy fucking reality of my life: 11 attempted assinations and I survived them all. Oddly, none of the assassins survived more than 2 months after the attempt. They all encountered bizarre accidents. It's a strange fucking world.
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-06-23
https://i.imgur.com/8htg42T.jpg
1 Kat_B0T 2018-06-23
As a user of fent and super male vitality I’m calling bullshit.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
And no crazy unbelievable shit happens here? Journalists disappear. Enemies of Hillary die off at alarming rates. Parents kill their children. Children kill other children. Wake up dude.
1 dramasexual 2018-06-23
This dude is the best. His entire life is like a farfetched action movie.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-06-23
Its really not. The dude is a sad drug addict with a bizarre interest in female aphrodisiacs. He spends most of his time in a barely conscious state where he seems to hallucinate being a James Bond style secret agent. That mans an absolute train wreck and nothing he claims is true but it sure is entertaining to watch him be rich enough to get away with being highly schizophrenic in public.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-06-23
Who invited Buzz Killington?
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-06-23
I dunno man, I think the Jon McAfee saga is much more entertaining when you realize all his ranting about action hero style events are little more than the schizophrenic hallucinations of someone rich enough to be taken seriously by such auspicious groups as the American Libertarian Party. He almost got 10% of the vote for their presidential nomination!
1 afrofrycook 2018-06-23
Given whose president, you can't really judge us too harshly.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-06-23
ORANGE DRUMPTG
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-23
Fugee go home
1 imissyouseattle 2018-06-23
If i don't hear some more tolerance around here I'm finna shoot
1 kippot 2018-06-23
Oh no, pls keep safe
1 captainktainer 2018-06-23
The Libertarian Party of the United States of America continues to be a case study in "That guy was the absolute worst... except the Libertarian. Sweet Jesus."
1 afrofrycook 2018-06-23
We do have terrible candidates, but I can't imagine him being worse than either Trump or Hillary.
1 rhiehn 2018-06-23
Man Gary Johnson pretty much ran unopposed. Everyone else in the running was just completely insane.
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2018-06-23
I lold
1 TimothyGonzalez 2018-06-23
Yeah it takes like a month of looking at this dude to find out he's a compulsive liar and a con artist, and none of his fantastic stories are remotely true.
1 tfdidido 2018-06-23
get out
1 wootfatigue 2018-06-23
Relevant username, as always.
1 McSayerPL 2018-06-23
I think I remember him saying something reasonable and very interesting one time, but looking at him nowadays... shit, son.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-06-23
Sure thing, shill. You're just shook because Agent McAfee is going to use his Bitcoin and peyote super powers to destroy your Deep State!
1 pentillionaire 2018-06-23
he sucks. hes a professional finesser, starting with convincing everyone they needed his antivirus in the 80s
1 dramasexual 2018-06-23
And that's why he's great. He's a balls-out rich lunatic. Or did you forget where you are?
1 pentillionaire 2018-06-23
no he's definitely crazy, but people vastly overestimate his wealth & even his "genius". he doesn't know netsec beyond super vague concepts, he was never a real programmer or a hacker. he didn't really add anything of value to the computer industry. his main role that made him hundreds of millions of dollars was in creating a public, much overblown panic about computer viruses in a time where there were no other anti virus companies at all. but John is also incredibly bad at money. he's barely what i would call wealthy anymore - pretty much all of his fortune is long gone.
1 fernguts 2018-06-23
It's going to make a great TV series someday.
1 Lysis10 2018-06-23
Creeptos need their waifu to live and tell them bitcoin $100k in 2 months.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-06-23
Very heavy acquisitions.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
And for those who did this - You will soon understand the true meaning of wrath. I know exactly who you are. Youh had better be gone.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-23
Wew lad.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-06-23
From all the places in the world this loon has rolled, he woke up in my neck of the woods. What the fuck was he doing here?
well....
I wish I'd have known, maybe he's still here. Same hospital building I was born in, and reside about 10 min drive from.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-23
Better move fast, this man is born to run
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1010502994645929985
1 moudougou 2018-06-23
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-23
The Securities Exchange Commission?
1 edwerdz 2018-06-23
Believe it's the South Eastern Conference that nourishes his delusional appetites! /s
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-06-23
He's got that SEC speed they're after
1 CrackFerretus 2018-06-23
Id better leave fast before the SEC goes all PGSV Cipher on that hospital...
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
Join his A Team
1 cervixassassination 2018-06-23
What the fuck is that dude doing in Greenville? I remember looking at a video of him talking mean shit years ago about the antivirus software that has his name only, in that hospital perhaps in the same floor he's on. I definitely would have talked shit to him.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-06-23
No idea, but it might be fun to find out why, or else why he's just making this up. Given his antics, I wouldn't doubt how much of all this is true or where he really is, but pulling gville/vidant out of his ass seems even more insane than he already is known to be.
I called the hospital, and the information desk told me that they were allowed to tell me if a patient was there, but no more information than that.
I told her the name, spelled it, and she said there is no one listed in the Vidant system with his real name. Either he's in there under a pseudonym, or staff is hiding it, or he's not really here. Who knows. I don't even really care this much, although it might be fun to get to post-delirium crypto-"tips" from him. Or just egg him on in general.
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1 lolwutermelon 2018-06-23
He's difficult to kill, but his neighbor sure wasn't. Because he murdered his neighbor.
1 moudougou 2018-06-23
Maybe he was too noisy. Noisy neighbors are the worst.
1 lolwutermelon 2018-06-23
Probably always over complaining that Mcafee was being too loud when he was banging his underage sex slaves.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-06-23
Sounds like the neighbor violated the NAP.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-06-23
Get that man into office ASAP
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-06-23
His neighbor supposedly poisoned his pit bulls.
1 R3dditsuxc0cks 2018-06-23
Of course he owned pit bulls.
1 armed_renegade 2018-06-23
Clearly you haven't watched John Wick.
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
The army thing was because he was super paranoid and possible smuggling/producing drugs. Theres a short Netflix docu, it's worth a watch
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
He killed at least one of his dogs
1 FeelThatBern 2018-06-23
pitbulls deserve the oven
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
So do people
1 FeelThatBern 2018-06-23
quaint little anarchist arent ye
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
Nah, I think the ovens should be run by the state
1 FeelThatBern 2018-06-23
nice recovery
1 backltrack 2018-06-23
Pulverized glass meals when?
1 cincilator 2018-06-23
he did? Links?
1 lolwutermelon 2018-06-23
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McAfee#Legal_issues
Drug manufacturing equipment was found in his (McAfee's) house.
He was cooking drugs, banging underage girls, and murdered his neighbor when he found out. He then illegally crossed an international border and got captured because Vice published pictures without scrubbing the exif data. He then faked multiple heart attacks before being deported to the United States.
He is still wanted for questioning in Belize.
1 cincilator 2018-06-23
thanks for the info
1 SocialJusticeYamcha 2018-06-23
When you realize that certain people see this as a positive thing
1 CSGloballyTriggered 2018-06-23
Is anybody else thinking like what if we are all just living in McAfee's coma? Like, woah.
1 GunOfSod 2018-06-23
I tried making a healthy vegetable soup once, but I put hemlock in it instead of parsley.
That was fun.
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-06-23
This would make sense that the only person strong enough to kill John McAfee is John McAfee With Elephant Tranquilizers.
1 FrenchValhalla 2018-06-23
My blood oxygen is only 93% even with a breathing tube, but I know my own body better than some doctors and am definitely healthy enough to go home.
1 cuteman 2018-06-23
McAfee just wants an out for if his bitcoin predictions fall flat.
1 double-happiness 2018-06-23
McAfee is one of the few twitter accounts I follow. He's a great inspiration for us post-wall guys to out there and do nothing.
1 charming_tainter 2018-06-23
He's a G
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-23
wait, “John McAfee of McAfee” John McAfee?
so he likes shirtlessly brandishing shotguns now, eh?
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-06-23
Bruv ain't right up there since a while now.
1 YamYoshi 2018-06-23
LMAOO
1 BlazingFire007 2018-06-23
Can someone TLDR me on John McAffe?
1 MrSmallANDLoud 2018-06-23
Well it makes sense. He’s a lizard person . Alex jones was trying to take him out