/r/drama bussy issues thread.

5  2018-06-24 by Boring_normie

So right now I'm suffering from an external hemorrhoid. Basically abig fucking blister up my bussy

I got it by taking the biggest shit of my life after eating a gigantic gyro wrap. That thing was the length of a football and I felt rather accomplished after I took a glimpse at the sheer size of it.

The next day I wake up to the feeling of something a bit "extra" being there up my ass, and I found a big bump out there. That vig bump kept expanding until it was the size of a golf ball. It was super painful and sore and I ended up buying hemorrhoid cream for it.

As of right now I'm typing this while sitting in a sitz bath. Basically a warm salt water mixture that's supposed to help shrink it or something.

While I'm a filthy straight, I'd imagine that some of the more ahem fabulous posters on this sub as well as some of the more adventurous ladies have had experiences just like mine. As well as those of you who like me are probe to taking massive shits.

So /r/drama, what bussy issues have you suffered feom? Hemorrhoids, cysts, anal warts, bleeding? I want to hear it all!

11 comments

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1  Tzcar 2018-06-24

Take Metamucil bro to help loosen your shits and prevent this from reoccurring. Then use an external hemmoroid cream.

1  Boring_normie 2018-06-24

I got finer gummies from CVS will those do the trick?

1  bareballzthebitch 2018-06-24

It wasn't me but a guy I knew. He was gay, but not a faggot. He was an American like me so we had a lot in common more than the chindians that worked with us. We joked around a lot. One day he said he had ass gonorrhea. This was days after I told him the joke I made up "what kind of std's do Hobbits get? Gondorrhea." which he bagged on so when he got ass gonorrhea is was kinda funny, to me at least.

1  charming_tainter 2018-06-24

Get someone you trust to push it back in for you

1  Derpus_Contagious 2018-06-24

I had my wife put her finger in my butt a few times and now it hurts after I use hot sauce. Be careful out there boys.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-24

Man up and pop it like a balloon

1  thegayotter 2018-06-24

Preferably with the help of someone's teeth. It'll feel just like popping grapes, trust me.

1  thegayotter 2018-06-24

Bitch don't talk about your bussy without including pictures wtf

I'd imagine that some of the more ahem fabulous posters on this sub as well as some of the more adventurous ladies have had experiences just like mine.

No, because I'm not retarded.

So /r/drama, what bussy issues have you suffered feom? Hemorrhoids, cysts, anal fissures, anal warts, bleeding? I want to hear it all!

Most straight fucks have problems, homos know how to take proper care of their bussy.

1  SageKnows 2018-06-24

We all know you take it up the poopy hole, dont lie to us.

1  Cdace 2018-06-24

We never got to see joan wayne gacy’s bussy