Deciding that a woman must find your joke funny — a joke she's probably heard her entire life — is totally the way to win her heart and is not at all misogynistic. </s> • r/Tinder

26  2018-06-24 by wisty

48 comments

Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking

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/u/plaid-knight, I'm genuinely embarrassed for you.

Cancer because they're increasing rapidly in population and getting inside all the women?

I'm worried for the women he is around.

When I was in primary school I'd tease a girl if I liked her. Maybe punch her a bit. I didn't get a single blowjob but I think I understand why that was that case. The linked threat OP is yet to make that cognitive leap;

I understand why that was that case

You were unattractive?

were

Still is.

if a chad went into a primary school and started punching all the 6 year old thots, they would all suck his dick right there in public, i fucking guarantee it.

Prob because he didn't start wearing female lipstick at the age of 12 as a boy.

I'd tease a girl if I liked her.mMaybe punch her a bit.

A man who self-admits to denigrating and physically abusing young girls insists "joke isn't mysoginistic."

Primary school

K.

If you want to throw the word "misogynistic" around, at least learn to fucking spell it. I'd push for studying word roots as well, but I'm willing to compromise.

You must be a manlet because that lowbrow joke still sailed right over your head

You must be a retard. No further justification needed.

Stop projecting, retard.

i kno u are but wot am i?

I am just acting retarded and calling others retarded for no reason

ok

Oh wait I remember you, you thought calling me a woman was the most cutting and withering insult imaginable

Yeah, no. I only call people things because I think they're factually correct, not as an insult. Like calling you a retard.

Whereas women still have light-years to make up in the areas of reason and logic, as you clearly attest.

"ARRRGH, Women! Also I don't get jokes."

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Sure, but I wasn't calling you a woman as an insult, but because I thought you were one. For the rest of that exchange... well, a little context would be more honest than just yelling "Look what he did!".

That word is a joke, so is your life, who gives a shit?

I'd answer you as you deserve, but just being you is already cruel and unusual punishment and who am I to improve on that?

I am just acting retarded guys

Commit suicide

You are the NEETest NEET here. You take to bait like a fish, you have never (and I mean never) have been funny, and now your '''''''''trolling''''''' .

Do some work on your act guy.

Primary school

Man

Ah, found the toddler who thinks that you become a man once you get into primary school, brilliant, tell us about your manhood once you're there.

If you ain't banging chicks behind the backstop on the reg by fourth grade it's over for you, kidcel

Liking inferior holes ever since primary school, brilliant.

Exactly. That dude was embarassing and unfunny, maybe even cringy, but not misogynist.

Hey, OP from the original r/tinder post here. Really didn’t expect that post to make so many waves, and certainly didn’t expect to open up a debate about misogyny lol

Yeah, I saw your crosspost to SocialJusticeInAction, don't pretend you're not having a blast.

You got me there. This whole thing has been a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

starshit memes get out

Your tinder banter is shitty. Worse than your reddit banter.

Thanks, you seem like a swell guy

Exhibit A

He also seems correct.

Do you get your banter and flirting tips from big bang theory exclusively?

You don't seem misogynist to me at all to me, but pathetic for being offended by the girl reaction to your joke.

Yeah, but I wasn’t offended by her reaction. Not sure why people keep saying that I was angry or miffed about it, I just found it humorous. Is calling me pathetic really necessary?

Not sure why people keep saying that I was angry or miffed about it

Because it looks like you were hurt

I really didn’t intend for it to look that way or even think that it might have. I was just messing around on Tinder and shared what I thought was a funny convo. I didn’t expect everyone to find it funny, but I also didn’t expect to be met by all of this toxicity.

Is calling me pathetic really necessary?

Posting failed pickup lines that have no real humor to them on reddit to brag about it to the other autistic redditors is nothing short of pathetic.

Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean nobody else does. If you didn’t like it, why bother wasting your time to be a dick to whoever posted it? I think most people would find that to be pathetic.

The irony is that you got called mysoginistic for treating her the same as you would one of your guys friends

It's not misogyny but that is a thoroughly embarrassing string of really shit jokes. Like I've got proxy-shame from even looking at them.

How did /r/Tinder become a place where a bunch of cornballs high-five each other for driving women away with unoriginal dad jokes? I always picture them as looking like Leisure Suit Larry.

Because it's populated by redditors.

25&#37; of the posts are bragging chads , who just type anything retarded and the girl replies with "please fuck me". just chad's letting us normies know how easy life is for them. the rest of the posts are as you said, dorky fags using gay le reddit puns and shit, and never getting laid.

Seems like a sound analysis. I guess if you don't think you are a chad, you might as well mess with the women so you can go brag about it to your buddies on /r/Tinder. Then, they can all tell you what a bullet you dodged because she was a stuck up bitch anyway.

Chad but unironically

I can't even tell you to kys because this is reddit, fuck reddit.

Think about it, you spend your entire life shitposting on reddit, then decide to try to get a gf, you think she cares about your shitposts?

Nigga, you need to get real, she doesn't even care if you're funny or not, and if you accidentally hit the 0.00000000001% of them that actually have as much braincells as average man, she also won't care about your money as she probably earns more than you anyway, get a fucking hobby you fucking virgin (cars aren't a hobby, everyone and their mother drives a fucking car, be original, you fucking retard, why would a bitch care about how much horsepower your shit has if you can't even drive at more than 50mph to get to your shitty job anyway??) so you have something to talk about instead of thinking she'll suck your dick after you say a 80 year old joke about Hitler or Stalin then make it fucking worse by apologizing thrice for unfunny joke, then ask her for a sandvich or something and apologize 69 times for being misogynistic, you fucking doormat.

Most centrist answer ever - joke was shit, but so is tinder, however plaid-knight is an accurate username.

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😘 and fuck off.

Bitch don’t know bout Pangaea

Sick jokes, that thirsty guy on Tinder is really killing it.

Joking without affirmative consent is rape