Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
When I was in primary school I'd tease a girl if I liked her. Maybe punch her a bit. I didn't get a single blowjob but I think I understand why that was that case. The linked threat OP is yet to make that cognitive leap;
if a chad went into a primary school and started punching all the 6 year old thots, they would all suck his dick right there in public, i fucking guarantee it.
If you want to throw the word "misogynistic" around, at least learn to fucking spell it. I'd push for studying word roots as well, but I'm willing to compromise.
Sure, but I wasn't calling you a woman as an insult, but because I thought you were one. For the rest of that exchange... well, a little context would be more honest than just yelling "Look what he did!".
You are the NEETest NEET here. You take to bait like a fish, you have never (and I mean never) have been funny, and now your '''''''''trolling''''''' .
Hey, OP from the original r/tinder post here. Really didn’t expect that post to make so many waves, and certainly didn’t expect to open up a debate about misogyny lol
Yeah, but I wasn’t offended by her reaction. Not sure why people keep saying that I was angry or miffed about it, I just found it humorous. Is calling me pathetic really necessary?
I really didn’t intend for it to look that way or even think that it might have. I was just messing around on Tinder and shared what I thought was a funny convo. I didn’t expect everyone to find it funny, but I also didn’t expect to be met by all of this toxicity.
Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean nobody else does. If you didn’t like it, why bother wasting your time to be a dick to whoever posted it? I think most people would find that to be pathetic.
How did /r/Tinder become a place where a bunch of cornballs high-five each other for driving women away with unoriginal dad jokes? I always picture them as looking like Leisure Suit Larry.
25% of the posts are bragging chads , who just type anything retarded and the girl replies with "please fuck me". just chad's letting us normies know how easy life is for them. the rest of the posts are as you said, dorky fags using gay le reddit puns and shit, and never getting laid.
Seems like a sound analysis. I guess if you don't think you are a chad, you might as well mess with the women so you can go brag about it to your buddies on /r/Tinder. Then, they can all tell you what a bullet you dodged because she was a stuck up bitch anyway.
Think about it, you spend your entire life shitposting on reddit, then decide to try to get a gf, you think she cares about your shitposts?
Nigga, you need to get real, she doesn't even care if you're funny or not, and if you accidentally hit the 0.00000000001% of them that actually have as much braincells as average man, she also won't care about your money as she probably earns more than you anyway, get a fucking hobby you fucking virgin (cars aren't a hobby, everyone and their mother drives a fucking car, be original, you fucking retard, why would a bitch care about how much horsepower your shit has if you can't even drive at more than 50mph to get to your shitty job anyway??) so you have something to talk about instead of thinking she'll suck your dick after you say a 80 year old joke about Hitler or Stalin then make it fucking worse by apologizing thrice for unfunny joke, then ask her for a sandvich or something and apologize 69 times for being misogynistic, you fucking doormat.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-24
Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
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1 sac-lawn-gnome 2018-06-24
/u/plaid-knight, I'm genuinely embarrassed for you.
1 Yiin 2018-06-24
I'm worried for the women he is around.
1 Not_for_consumption 2018-06-24
When I was in primary school I'd tease a girl if I liked her. Maybe punch her a bit. I didn't get a single blowjob but I think I understand why that was that case. The linked threat OP is yet to make that cognitive leap;
1 wisty 2018-06-24
You were unattractive?
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-06-24
Still is.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-06-24
if a chad went into a primary school and started punching all the 6 year old thots, they would all suck his dick right there in public, i fucking guarantee it.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
Prob because he didn't start wearing female lipstick at the age of 12 as a boy.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
A man who self-admits to denigrating and physically abusing young girls insists "joke isn't mysoginistic."
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-06-24
K.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
If you want to throw the word "misogynistic" around, at least learn to fucking spell it. I'd push for studying word roots as well, but I'm willing to compromise.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
You must be a manlet because that lowbrow joke still sailed right over your head
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
You must be a retard. No further justification needed.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
Stop projecting, retard.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
ok
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
Oh wait I remember you, you thought calling me a woman was the most cutting and withering insult imaginable
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
Yeah, no. I only call people things because I think they're factually correct, not as an insult. Like calling you a retard.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
"ARRRGH, Women! Also I don't get jokes."
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
Sure, but I wasn't calling you a woman as an insult, but because I thought you were one. For the rest of that exchange... well, a little context would be more honest than just yelling "Look what he did!".
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
That word is a joke, so is your life, who gives a shit?
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-06-24
I'd answer you as you deserve, but just being you is already cruel and unusual punishment and who am I to improve on that?
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
1 Yiin 2018-06-24
Commit suicide
You are the NEETest NEET here. You take to bait like a fish, you have never (and I mean never) have been funny, and now your '''''''''trolling''''''' .
Do some work on your act guy.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
Ah, found the toddler who thinks that you become a man once you get into primary school, brilliant, tell us about your manhood once you're there.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
If you ain't banging chicks behind the backstop on the reg by fourth grade it's over for you, kidcel
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
Liking inferior holes ever since primary school, brilliant.
1 Destirigon 2018-06-24
Exactly. That dude was embarassing and unfunny, maybe even cringy, but not misogynist.
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
Hey, OP from the original r/tinder post here. Really didn’t expect that post to make so many waves, and certainly didn’t expect to open up a debate about misogyny lol
1 wisty 2018-06-24
Yeah, I saw your crosspost to SocialJusticeInAction, don't pretend you're not having a blast.
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
You got me there. This whole thing has been a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
1 22333444455555666666 2018-06-24
starshit memes get out
1 lickedTators 2018-06-24
Your tinder banter is shitty. Worse than your reddit banter.
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
Thanks, you seem like a swell guy
1 lickedTators 2018-06-24
Exhibit A
1 Nerdlinger 2018-06-24
He also seems correct.
1 saddertadder 2018-06-24
Do you get your banter and flirting tips from big bang theory exclusively?
1 moudougou 2018-06-24
You don't seem misogynist to me at all to me, but pathetic for being offended by the girl reaction to your joke.
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
Yeah, but I wasn’t offended by her reaction. Not sure why people keep saying that I was angry or miffed about it, I just found it humorous. Is calling me pathetic really necessary?
1 moudougou 2018-06-24
Because it looks like you were hurt
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
I really didn’t intend for it to look that way or even think that it might have. I was just messing around on Tinder and shared what I thought was a funny convo. I didn’t expect everyone to find it funny, but I also didn’t expect to be met by all of this toxicity.
1 Artremis 2018-06-24
Posting failed pickup lines that have no real humor to them on reddit to brag about it to the other autistic redditors is nothing short of pathetic.
1 themandrew711 2018-06-24
Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean nobody else does. If you didn’t like it, why bother wasting your time to be a dick to whoever posted it? I think most people would find that to be pathetic.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-24
The irony is that you got called mysoginistic for treating her the same as you would one of your guys friends
1 dramasexual 2018-06-24
It's not misogyny but that is a thoroughly embarrassing string of really shit jokes. Like I've got proxy-shame from even looking at them.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-06-24
https://i.imgflip.com/2csp2u.jpg
1 parameciidae 2018-06-24
How did /r/Tinder become a place where a bunch of cornballs high-five each other for driving women away with unoriginal dad jokes? I always picture them as looking like Leisure Suit Larry.
1 IAmWithName 2018-06-24
Because it's populated by redditors.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-06-24
25% of the posts are bragging chads , who just type anything retarded and the girl replies with "please fuck me". just chad's letting us normies know how easy life is for them. the rest of the posts are as you said, dorky fags using gay le reddit puns and shit, and never getting laid.
1 parameciidae 2018-06-24
Seems like a sound analysis. I guess if you don't think you are a chad, you might as well mess with the women so you can go brag about it to your buddies on /r/Tinder. Then, they can all tell you what a bullet you dodged because she was a stuck up bitch anyway.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
I can't even tell you to kys because this is reddit, fuck reddit.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-06-24
Think about it, you spend your entire life shitposting on reddit, then decide to try to get a gf, you think she cares about your shitposts?
Nigga, you need to get real, she doesn't even care if you're funny or not, and if you accidentally hit the 0.00000000001% of them that actually have as much braincells as average man, she also won't care about your money as she probably earns more than you anyway, get a fucking hobby you fucking virgin (cars aren't a hobby, everyone and their mother drives a fucking car, be original, you fucking retard, why would a bitch care about how much horsepower your shit has if you can't even drive at more than 50mph to get to your shitty job anyway??) so you have something to talk about instead of thinking she'll suck your dick after you say a 80 year old joke about Hitler or Stalin then make it fucking worse by apologizing thrice for unfunny joke, then ask her for a sandvich or something and apologize 69 times for being misogynistic, you fucking doormat.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-06-24
Most centrist answer ever - joke was shit, but so is tinder, however plaid-knight is an accurate username.
Here's a pic of animal friends
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcJPyMZUUzr75kHmvkfC5-iI9VvoMzDn-chPnwttn1kd43nvIB
😘 and fuck off.
1 SnaackCity 2018-06-24
Bitch don’t know bout Pangaea
1 ChateauJack 2018-06-24
Sick jokes, that thirsty guy on Tinder is really killing it.
1 bigwordalt 2018-06-24
Joking without affirmative consent is rape