This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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Entirely correct. Dakimakuras >>>> 3d roastie whores

Hey now Snappy, there's some decent 3DPDs, just not very many of them. And dating a woman who still looks like a middle schooler looks exactly as bad as dating an actual middle schooler.

there's some decent 3DPDs,

get out

there's some decent 3DPDs

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"Three dimensional pig disgusting", meaning real people instead of two-dimensional illustrations. I'm using it in a tongue-in-cheek sense.

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the purely scientific mind. - E. B. White

Who is she and why is this sub obsessed with her lol?

To bring a personal perspective into this; when I was the ages 13-15 I sexted adults on various sites. It was fun and most of the people were kind. I don't think a person who is say 20 is a pedophile for having sexted me. I looked fully developed at 13 and I was promiscuous online. The men were mostly kind to me as well. I wanted attention and validation and that's what I got, nothing wrong with it on either side.

u/goldswitchblade lol you literally admitted to creating and distributing child porn.

She "claims" to have not been laid in 2 years. Yeah ok..

Probs needs a deep dickin

I've gone down that route more than I'd like to admit and the one thing I've learned is that if you want to fuck a girl into sanity, fucking her well won't help you.

All I learnt was you can’t fuck a girl to sanity.

But the sex will be kinky.

I looked fully developed at 13

Gross, then what's even the point? I agree with her that her fans weren't pedos, just regular creeps.

This so much. It's not pedophilia to be attracted to a minor when you can't even tell they're underage without checking the ID.

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Conversely, it is pedophilia/hebephilia to be attracted to a legal adult for whom you do need to check the ID because they look underage.

Obviously.

pedo/hebephilia seems like a stretch. Isn't hebephilia around 12, 13 or maybe 14 at most? Adult women e.g. in their 20s who look like they could be underaged I see occassionally but adult women who could pass for a 12 year old, not so much. I'd say it's ephebophilia at worst and even then that'd probably only be the case if you were primarily attracted to women who are / or at least look underaged.

Being called a pedo behind your back for dating petite adult women shouldn't be a thing, also it's offensive to the women as well.

Usually 12 or 13, can be 11-14 depending on the girl. There's a mildly NSFW (and fairly creepy if you're not a degenerate) photo of Sally Field at 30 years old that has me fooled even when I know it really was taken in 1977. Those women are rare, for sure.

You can tell she's an adult from the face. That is not a kid's face.

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Yea but she does have a very mature body to make up for it.

Why are you people bullying her again? Wasn't the last time enough? :/

Why aren't you posting this on your main account?

Was banned from /r/drama

Why? What's your main account?

Wasn't the last time enough?

Obviously not, considering the linked post.

Why do you think internet autists won't catch on to your alt-scheme?

She's very hot

she could stand to lose about 20 lbs but i bet she fucks like a champ

Hey fuck you

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/8tyhxc/apparently_i_should_lose_20_lbs_to_be_perfect/?utm_source=reddit-android

lmfao are yall gonna brigade me from your jack off forum?

OH?! Lmao you're OP? you know the people fawning over you in gonewild are the lowest of trash humanly imaginable right? were talking dried smegma in their neckbeards level of depravity. if you really want that kind of protohuman filth in your corner i dont know what to tell you sweaty, but its not a good look

Dude are you gay or something?

extremely

Inshallah.

Do you not like bussy?

I like Big GUSSY

You're in the wrong neighborhood, bucko. Here everyone loves bussy. No exceptions.

clean your bussy

lmao Gone wild poster.

Gotta love when one o the dregs of society asks another guy if he's gay for not being into a manatee.

I had to look neckbeards up, but by writing all this, Earnest is making himself look even lower than the lowest of the low, and i wouldn't say that was a facial hair type.

what is your retarded ass droning about, are you off your meds?

Thanks for just proving my point lol bye.

teehee bye bye

You are fine in fact you can gain some weight and be good.

Are those marks on your thighs from cutting yourself or are they stretch marks?

Cutting ^{•^}

Sadism is hot and I love talking shit about people myself soooOooo I don't really mind.

Is that why you showed up here? Because you don't really mind?

She showed you here because she's into S&M. She likes when we hurt her.

Mod this woman

Sadism is hot

Did you mean to say masochism here?

Mmm sadism.

*Tips Fedora*

Oh, don't be a buzzkill you fag

Why the fuck would cut yourself, with a body like that, in 2018, when nearly half the women in America look like busted buffalo biscuits?! You're the type of asshole who drives a Jaguar and doesn't clean the bird shit off of it. What the fuck is wrong with you!? What the fuck is wrong with your environment!? YOU HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO CUT YOURSELF! EVER! YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP! HERE YOU ARE, A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, CUTTIN' YO' SELF UP LIKE A SLAB OF PORK, POSTIN' ON GONEWILD TO GET VALIDATION FROM THE LITERAL SCUM OF THE EARTH! DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!?

I FUCKING HAVE A PROLAPSED ASSHOLE, YOU DON'T SEE ME CUTTING MYSELF! I MAKE DO WITH WHAT I HAVE, I'M LEARNING ABOUT TAROT CARDS AND TAIWANESE CULTURE! I'M IMPROVING MYSELF! UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY, I NEVER LEARNED TO GIVE UP! I KEEP TRUCKING, AND I EXPECT YOUR SEXT ASS TO DO THE SAME! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE IN, AND I DON'T WANT YOU CUTTING YOURSELF AGAIN! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!?

What the fuck is wrong with you...

A dude talked almost these exact words to me on Skype smh I truly don't get why you care, just jerk off to me it's fun

pass

Pft, no, you fap off to me!

Eww

jerking off to pictures in 2018 year of our lord

🤦‍♀️

B E G O N E

Because he thinks that beautiful girls have things easy and he wishes that he was one maybe.

Lol this is fucking hilarious.

Can you yell at me like this, Daddy? 💕

Rectum? Damn near killed em.

Trying to cut the fat like a waiter at a Brazilian steakhouse?

Maybe 25.

Well, you sure showed him.

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In Germany sexting is actually legal if you're 14+.

There is a specific exception to the law against teen pornography that makes it legal when it is noncommercial and private, i. e. sending selfies to someone you chat with and the like.

Is that part of a close-in-age exception, or in general?

...Asking for a friend.

In Germany sexting is actually legal if you're 14+.

There is a specific exception to the law against teen pornography that makes it legal when it is noncommercial and private, i. e. sending selfies to someone you chat with and the like.

Is that part of a close-in-age exception, or in general?

I think /u/YameteOniichanItai can answer this one.

I'm not 100% sure right now since I'm not personally concerned either way. I assume it should be general, seeing how the age of consent is 14 and it'd be pretty fucking retarded to have a situation where it's illegal for your own girlfriend to send you nudes... but then laws often ARE retarded, so I'm not sure.

HMMM

theres three accounts itt defending goldswitchblade that were created between a month and a day ago that have never posted in r/drama before. this is a new post (~2 hours) that as of writing has little action and only 8 upvotes, but does contain a /u/ ping for goldswitchblade, an account which hasnt posted here despite having commented elsewhere within the past two hours. let's take a closer look at these accounts:

/u/shewolfz: created 11 days ago, with only two items on their profile, their comment on this thread ("Why are you people bullying her again? Wasn't the last time enough? :/") and an extremely generic r/relationships thread submitted shortly after posting here. the story is a bit more complicated than it may appear, though, because the account has a negative comment karma of -37, which could not possibly be from their single drama comment, which appears to be moderately upvoted. this account has definitely defended an unpopular position before, and then deleted the comments to cover its tracks.

/u/redhonestly: created exactly a month ago, unlike shewolfz this is actually a fairly active account. they almost exclusively post in r/skincareaddiction asking for recommendations, and also have one complimentary comment in weight-loss/support(?) sub /r/1200isplenty on a picture of a woman who definitely isn't goldswitchblade. again, though, a strange detail: there is a five-day gap between making their last skincareaddiction thread and posting their comment in r/drama ("Who is she and why is this sub obsessed with her lol?"). previously, there is a consistent pattern across their entire post history of going no more than 3-days between sa threads. this might be nothing, but it is worth noting.

/u/Organicthrowww: created only 8 hours ago, this account appears to be a generic gonewild throwaway. again, though, there are a number of weird details: first of all, they have only interacted with goldswitchblade's gw posts, posting extremely complimentary comments, some of which seem designed to give goldswitchblade an opportunity to humblebrag ("Did you measure yourself and the measurement is 36DD? I think they look much bigger than 36DD"). this is all very normal for your average gw mouthbreather, of course, but again the account has accumulated a negative karma score, which is even more striking in this case because some of their gw comments are visibly upvoted. like shewolfz, this account seems to have said something weird and then deleted it.

now, im not trying to make any wild accusations here, but the fact that these three fresh accounts with strange, sparse post histories all somehow found this obscure thread and commented on it to defend goldswitchblade seems A LITTLE STRANGE, especially without the lolcow "herself" posting. redhonestly most resembles a real person, but they didnt post in the linked thread, arent otherwise active in drama, and claim to not know who goldswitchblade is, which seems to eliminate all reasonable pathways by which they would have found this thread if they are what they seem. in short, close analysis strongly suggests there's something fishy going on here, almost like a transparent narcissist is trying to defend herself with a handful of thinly-disguised sockpuppet accounts.

Eh, don't include me in this. I am a silent reader of this sub.

thats plausible. i went to a lot of trouble autistically analyzing your post history so im not gonna remove that section, but i no longer think you are the puppet of a psychotic gonewild poster

Sure I don't care lol. This hardly seems like an active thread anyway.

There are currently 76,426 drama kweens. Hoe do we know she's not you?

Have a lot of time obsessing over goldswitchblade don't you?

alright, so thats one alt confirmed! thanks

Stay delusional.

It really is and it's sad.

/u/westofthetracks annnd that’s a bingooo.

You make a very compelling case.

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Also, you forgot the freshest account here, which is OP. They created their account a few minutes before making this post.

ooh, very true! perhaps the rabbit hole goes even deeper than i imagined

Amazing detective work.

Amazing detective work.

She’s clearly extroverted BPD(borderline personality disorder) and most likely NPD (narcissistic personality disorder) with all that self importance and attention seeking. She’s totally off the rails; needs to be on anti-psychotics and some decent therapy to calm the hell down.

I’ve got BPD but I’m an introvert, definitely recognise her patterns of thinking and rationalisation though.

u/goldswitchblade can I be a mod in your twitch chat?

This chick is literally suicidal.

Disgusting.

She needs to see a therapist.

Imagine living as a hot white girl, like easy mode but on training wheels where fucking up is basically impossible, and still being ducming miserable. Literally everything is handed to her and she can't manage to leverage anything for more than reddit karma.

I'm not white !!!!!

What nationality are you?

Half white half Bangladeshi so I guess I'm half white then

have u been to bangladesh before?

Ya boi my relatives live there, but haven't been a lot bc Bangladesh is kinda slightly scary to travel to

FR, i dont blame you. too much to deal with. im in a similar boat

One drop rule, she's white.