and everyone clapped.

43  2018-06-26 by wabbit_1444

64 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Oh no, we don't need controversial in a twox thread. Any format is fine really, it's all retarded.

> I always put men in their place when they call at me. I’ll turn my heel (not really, I can’t wear heels) and confront them. Once I made a guy so uncomfortable he had to leave the store. The worst are the drive bys. I just flip those ones the bird. I’m a petite 5 foot tall woman but I’ve certainly intimidated quite a few men without them expecting it.

...You would think by now these people would have enough real life experience to know dudes who cat call women are not going to be intimated and shamed out of a store just because you said "Uh, no thanks." to them, lol. I mean, make your dumb fake stories believable to some degree.

I can’t wear heels

lol. They're still fat in their make believe stories.

Can you imagine the size of the cankles of an ordinary poster from that sub lol

It's making me ill 🤢

P H Y S I C A L L Y I L L

Well no shit. Bill Clinton is the head mod.

My mom is fat and she can still wear heels.

Are these stories written by legit 20 ton whales or something?

Once I made a guy so uncomfortable he had to leave the store.

He walked up to the counter, put his stuff down on it. I swear I could see him shaking. After he got his change, he picked up his stuff all hastily and turned away, his back to me. I could tell by his posture he was terrified as he left the store and never thought about me again.

A couple things.

That cyclist either had to be going extremely slow or yelling extremely loud for this to go down. Also, who says "you're looking well sexy"? What does that even mean? Is it pertaining to her hole?

He was doing both. In a bike lane, no other traffic, and he yelled very loudly. And his insult can be explained by the fact we’re British, it’s not at all an uncommon saying

oi cunt ur lookin' well sexy. how about u show me ya sex loiscence?

we’re British

Ah! Have you considered a burqa? It will protect you from unchaste men.

burqa?

Inshallah, eyes are haram!

United Emirates of al-Britania

>so insecure you can't ignore random homeless people on the street

\ is the reddit escape character.

> so bad at reddit formatting for le meme arrow

Cat person, marijuana user, posts to twox....yep, a fatty.

I’m 62kg and 6ft but keep pretending all women with opinions you don’t respect are fat and ugly :-)

you post on relationshipadvice that already makes your opinion worthless

You are bitching about strangers on the internet... idk how much closer to worthless one can get bro

You are bitching about strangers on the internet... idk how much closer to worthless one can get bro

It's only a tad more worthless than bitching about strangers on the street

"My (19F) boyfriend (20M) keeps hanging out with a possible violent homophobe and it really bothers me"

-/u/jrgongzilla

"There’s a huge poster of my boyfriend’s ex at my work"

-/u/jrgongzilla

"Why do I always cry when visiting my family?"

-/u/jrgongzilla

"I’m (19F) uncomfortable with the relationship with my coworker (37M) and don’t know what to do"

--/u/jrgongzilla

Bitch you spend your entire existence whining about strangers on the internet.

Tasty.

But I’m not talking about strangers 😂 I know all these people personally? Your argument doesn’t make sense

I know all these people personally

That's even more pathetically passive-agressive, then.

Ya know what... I should just not reply to these... y’all definitely live up to the sub’s title

thanks bby.

y'all

That's my trigger you horrible cunt 😭😭😭

Please don't appropriate black culture.

Learn to be a better woman

Fucking lmao, you couldn't handle his argument of truth so you took the classical feminist route and pulled the "ok, bye sweetie"-card. Who could have thunk? A feminist running from an argument?

BYE BYE SWEETIE. BYE BYE!

"Why do I always cry when visiting my family?"

Because you're emotionally fragile and pathetic, there I answered your question. Acting like the hysterical woman stereotype does more to set back women's status in society than some autistic cycling calling you sexy

At least they don't bitch about strangers... Complimenting them?

I don't know how much closer to worthless that one can get to. Oh wait, it's not close at all, that's definition of it, and that's before I even included the fact that you're just a woman.

I come from poor family therefore I'm skinny and retarded therefore you're wrong

6ft

So you're a man as well?

Yep. My dick is bigger than yours, plebeian.

Probably

Why do women always go for insulting dick size when they are triggered?

It's a classic trait of feminism

Personally, I think they do it because they think it's a hard hitting insult. But it's a joke insult so it just makes them look stupid.

If you were truly happy with your body you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself against drama nerds that say "false" things.

Yehhhh see the thing is fatties have a pretty obvious tell.

So please go jiggle along to the donut stand.

You sound right scuppered

And u/jrgongzilla's true name? Alberta Einstein.

Alberta Barbasteina

I hate arguments, and talking to strangers

u/jrgongzilla

So I'll assume this was your first time outside?

Because god forbid someone likes what you look like... Implying that anything you said is real, since you just wish someone actually complimented your 300lbs chin chins, that's why you're so mad to the point where you imagine telling someone to fuck off once they eventually do compliment you since you too know that you're just a retarded fatty and your insecurities are more important than someone being nice to you in any way even if they don't even care about talking to you besides that.

Lmao.

That's not how you do it. You ping without insults, and then you reply meanly.

It's not an insult unless you find it insulting, faggot.

u/jrgongzilla congrats on your fanfiction getting 5000 updoots. Maybe all that fake internet validation will make up for being born you.

Not fanfic. Isn’t it funny how it’s only men accusing me of faking this! I fucking wish I was faking lol

It is like literally impossible for you to have that conversation with anyone who isn't riding a tricycle. Nice try.

Isn’t it funny how it’s only men accusing me of faking this!

Why do you assume that everyone outside of your femcel sub is a man?

Well we were just polled and like 60-70% are men.

Not all of the people accusing you have dicks.

Even if true she's legit proud for going "NO U!"

Just sad all around lmfao

/u/RandomRedditor32905

Kind of ironic I just had two girls catcall me riding home last night.

Does this sub just pretend men don't suffer the same sexual objectification as women or do we only ever get brought up to be vilified?

"Men get catcalled too" is the most retarded shit I've ever read. Double points for posting it Twox for sympathy points I presume.

It does happen though. Some weird hippy bitch in California did it to me once.

Years ago, I used to live close enough to walk to work and there were some ongoing construction projects on the way. For like a month, I got catcalled every day. When I yelled "Fuck off!" I got laughed at or cussed. So when Halloween got closer I went to the Halloween store and bought a couple packs of fake blood capsules. The next day when I was on my way to work, I popped one of those bad boys in and stood silently, smiling with fake blood dripping out of my mouth. For like 10 minutes. I think I must've made them uncomfortable cause the catcalling stopped.

No twoxer has literally ever been catcalled