Question is, wtf is LWF and why am I in the green on it?

That's how many people don't care about you

Well /u/AnnArchist has a better approval and name recognition than you, so I wouldn't find it that flattering.

pretty much nothing.

pretty much nothing

lol u r so based !

Doesn't running /r/drama suggest otherwise?

🤔🤔🤔

No, it means more people actively know and hate on you, ya gussy.

that's the Literally Who Factor

why is UncleSamuel so high

kind of a dick

Who are you?

This

and this are a good start

I know who he is. Narcissists don't like being unknown wankers.

then continue the troll by asking if he was the guy who raped his mum

Are you the guy that raped your mum?

holy fucking shit that dude in the video is really him? if this is a character it's fucking genius, if not, holy fucking good god and baby jesus.

He stickied that on this sub for like 2 weeks

what on god's green earth made you want to have a literal neck beard in real life, even knowing that it's basically a meme? do you also wear a fedora?

Darqwolff is more of a man than you'll ever be 😃

trump is smarter than you.

he's, like, really smart and a very stable genius so that must be true, since he said it himself

listening to trump talk is less annoying than reading your responses, trump is more intelligent than you.

I wouldn't imagine a centipedo disliking the rambling retard so idk what your point is here

the point is that trump is smarter than you.

No, he's smarter than you

Any average person is smarter than trump but he managed to combine retards, racists and other mayos into the collective braintrust that is you.

Congratulations!

he's smarter than you.

This is what we call projection, centipedo

"no u".

trump is smarter than you.

do you know what projection is, centipedo?

Do you not know what projection is either?

You should get back to making pasta

Make a trump is smart pasta!

That one part of me coexists with your trillion dollar company so you tell me

Tsk Tsk, i expect better from you Holbrook

Now you're just stuck in a loop smh

wew lad, time to rip some fat clouds on that vape and calm down or smth

but i dont know that?

actually i know the opposite so this is quite the conundrum we find ourselves in, good sir, wouldnt you say?

cmon holbrook, i know you can do better

lose some weight dude

❤️

Thank you for your service.

Imagine being so retarded that people are getting bored of how retarded you are.

i voted you as favourite and didnt vote for you as least favourite <3

u/MasterLawlz was my least favourite

i cant explain why, it was just a gut feeling

I can tell you are legit upset about this.

In my other alt, I managed to get a thread stickied on here through sheer will and determination, without abusing any type of mod powers. Can you say the same?

> This is my life's work

Glad to see that your mania has finally passed and you've come face to face with reality.

Just wait and see, this is the first step to the presidency.

I've certainly never stolen a car.

from making to billions to reddit notoriety, you're life goals have shifted darq

Snally's got my vote on any drama elections, sorry.

I don't even know 95% of these losers so why should I care? ::thinking::

Every additional day where you continue to do nothing with your life makes your original post that bit funnier.

Whenever I feel bad about my own life I remember that u got into a fight with ur stepdaddy over an air conditioning unit and I feel a lot better. That's why ur my favorite.

Shut up.

You’re not nearly as smart as you think you are. The truth hurts I guess.

Omg the pastamaker does it again!

We're not worthy

Wow you’re a huge faggot.

If I wasn't the smartest person on Reddit yet, I surely am by now with how overrun with idiots the place has gotten. I know for a fact I must be the smartest person here at this point, because it would only take someone a tiny bit smarter than me to find another website as good as Reddit was 8 years ago, and use that instead.

You're not being realistic, you're being arrogant. You should be able to admit that just by having a moment of introspection and asking yourself if you really think you're anywhere near as good as a human can ever get at playing Melee as Kirby. Instead you waste that moment of introspection by pretending, yes, you really have made a dent in approaching that skill level. It's nonsense.

You can't take big tourneys because you haven't practiced at Kirby more than the top players have practiced their characters. Even if you've put in more hours of practice (which I highly doubt), theirs has involved a more diverse range of training practices, with more intense focus on gains and more productive challenges than just repeatedly winning against whoever is inferior.

The top players can't even win top tourneys as Kirby because it would take an even longer list of mastered micro-skills than they have in all their characters combined, and they're not even maining Kirby.

It would take harder study of the game to beat these people. Very few people study the art of this game hard enough to be on path to mastering it. Nobody has mastered it yet. There are sports that entire nations of the human population have practiced for hundreds of years and are still getting better and better and breaking records continuously. Pro-level Smash as it exists right now is not the highest level that can exist, it's not even as relatively high in its own potential range as, say, pro-level Counter-Strike has been for years.

You cannot call yourself realistic, and then turn around and tell me there's "lots of material" on why Kirby's bad, as if I haven't learned and thought about that material a lot more than you.

I think it's likely you just don't have remotely the mental capacity for the analytic skill required to be a top-level Smash player, let alone one of the first to master Kirby, and the sheer amount of time you've put into the game has acted as something equivalent to an echo chamber, because you've been there for all the times you "proved" your opinions over and over without actually being smart enough to think through those opinions or a proper scientific method of proving or disproving them. It's sad, it happens to a lot of Smash players, but probably happens in every other competitive game too. You won't be able to hold back the competition by being in denial of it, so I guess I'll let go of changing your opinion to one you don't have the intelligence or good judgment to understand anyway.

All I can leave you with is this: you're not some amazing god-level skill master of Smash, nor some genius who can appreciate the complexity of trying to analyze it. You're just some guy who's better at it than more casual players. Your opinions are wrong, and your confidence in them is inflated by arrogance, which is inflated by how many times you've won against people who also haven't made a dent in mastering the game. You can admit this, or not.

Imagine being an adult playing gay kiddie games by Nintendo.

I've never played it. LOL. Only pedos play games for kids, pal. The best way to be closer to a kid and don't look suspicious.

teenage girls

You mean boys.

The romans taught to us if you're the dominant you're not gay even if you fuck another man.

Europe has Ancient Rome as its foundation, and the europeans expanded their power over the world during the end of the Middle Ages. The USA is a product of this expansion and by extension the USA has Ancient Rome deeply rooted into its foundation, so no matter where you go, Ancient Rome is still in your bussy.

You took a whole paragraph to explain like 5 words worth of middle-school social studies. Are you me?

Nah. I am not a neckbeard prison bitch.

From neckbeard to soyboy. Why I am not impressed?

My eyes are perfectly fine, Holbrook.

Off-topic: The spellchecker doesn't recognize your name. LMAO.

Nope. It's poor parenting choosing a shitty name.

My name is not Chuck, Holbrook. Remove the H and you see what happens.

I will be very honored.

Yeah, lots of sexy teenage girls show up to SSBM tournaments, you're onto us.

/u/spez nuke this pedo

Dw, there's no Internet in jail

Well, even the most unreasonable haters have to admit that you're fantastic at cooking up new pasta.

you have literally 1 skill in life, and that is making pasta

What are you up to? Did you find a job yet?

He’s too smart to make a living.

This world is too stupid for him.

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

just for being smarter than you and kind of a dick about it

these people are urp idiots, wolfy. don’t put much urp thought into it

also who are you and what are you talking about

just for being smarter than you and kind of a dick about it

To be urp fair, most people are idiots. Why should *hic* you care what some braindead urp sheep think of you? ItMs not like they’ll ever accomplish anything with their puny urp low-IQ lives.

also who are you and what are you talking about