Gay Swans in Austria Attacked Humans to Protect Their Adopted Baby: A Plastic Cup

89  2018-06-27 by neufreund

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the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn’t enlightened because he’s angry?

Answer: white privilege.

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"It may be two male swans living in a relationship," Groder told The OÖNachrichten. "But one of them is strongly suppressed by the other, and I could imagine that the aggression comes from there as well."

I feel you swan, I'll choke a bitch.

/r/drama mods in the wild.

Mod them

swans don't need a reason to attack humans, they do that by default.

Swans are assholes.

A bunch of bussy bullies if you ask me

A pair of swans in Austria have been forcibly removed from the lake they called home after a series of violent, escalating attacks

you hear that, gays? chill the fuck out

No.

Alright bud, you asked for it. Me and the boys are gonna go do burnouts on some rainbow crosswalks.

Swans are the weapon of choice in situations where anthrax-laced glitter isn't impractical.

Not a mental illness btw

Howie being a swan a mental illness?

slavery is in yo mind cuz

Replace swan with men.

Replace plastic up with doggo.

Same article.

No luck catching them swans then?

I cry every time.

"science"alert

Swans are mentally ill this is why geese are the master race.

I swear it's the chemicals in the water

So vaccines do turn people gay?

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but what gender is the plastic cup?

didn't anyone think to ask?

gooses be like honk lol

Me irl

Why do they have to be gay? One could have a female penis.