Idiot asks how likely it is he'll get caught if he does something stupid, gets told not to do it, does it, gets caught, and says he'll do it again.
61 2018-06-28 by snallygaster
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61 2018-06-28 by snallygaster
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1 IqtaKadabra 2018-06-28
u/baseethrowaway Yoshi?
1 Matues49 2018-06-28
bitch me too, the fuck?
1 Heydammit 2018-06-28
u/baseethrowaway
I'd love to have sex whenever I want, so am morally quite ok with committing rape.
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
What I did is really close to *victimless crime.
Rape is not a victimless cime.
*I would argue that it is precisely victimless, other people disagree. It's a topic for a different discussion.
1 backltrack 2018-06-28
Hey man, i hope you can import all your shit without getting caught. Srsly
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
Thanks! I wish you get to import your shit for free too!
1 Redactor0 2018-06-28
If customs is mostly just paying attention to laptops and cellphones, maybe he should try gold bars next time.
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
I'm pretty sure that would raise more red flags than they have at the airport :p
But you're not too far off from the idea: small, high-value items are easier to smuggle than larger items. Makes sense, doesn't it?
1 LightUmbra 2018-06-28
Tax avoidance: the Europoor way
1 headasplodes 2018-06-28
Lol this fuckin guy
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-06-28
How did you find this snally
1 snallygaster 2018-06-28
it was sent to me by someone who posted a screenshot on twatter
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
My post rustled so many jimmies that I got tweeted about? Fucking gotta put this on my Tinder profile.
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-06-28
“Those taxes you’re so keen to avoid pay for the high quality of life we enjoy in Europe”
Yurops lmfao 😅✌️✌️🤭
1 SageKnows 2018-06-28
Throughout history we have evolved and evolved. From apes into sweaty man, this has allowed for many different ways to express and communicate with each other. Starting, most likely from primal grunts and hand motions (you still do this at bedroom at night by the way), we’ve worked our way to advanced forms of language and yes we don’t really use it as much as we could. Instead we resort to archaec forms of communication and colorful hieroglyphics because we find this method more efficient and let’s face it, FUN. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH crying laughing emoji. EGGPLANT. For the years in the Internet we found many different ways to express emotion and our tastes have changed. It may have started with “Wow, I find that quite funny”, then it became “LOL”, “haHAA” and the dreaded “XD”. Now it's the degeneracy of crying face emoji. You my friend are a true degenerate and the evolutaionary step backward.
1 PalKitten22 2018-06-28
Is this guy an Amerifat? He doesn't sound like a German, but he said he wrote his appeal email in German.
1 Nadare3 2018-06-28
He said he provided a letter in German, didn't say he wrote it.
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
Last time I checked, you could learn German outside Germany.
1 PalKitten22 2018-06-28
Burgers only know burgerspeak.
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
"A nation of immigrants", as JFK once said. People speak their parent's languages or learn other big languages, like Spanish is in the south.
1 PalKitten22 2018-06-28
Immigrants aren't burgers, that's why they keep them in cages.
The only spanish burgers know is "yo quiero taco bell"
1 baseethrowaway 2018-06-28
The quote refers to the fact that most Americans originated elsewhere.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-06-28
I freaking hate yuros.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-06-28
The feeling is mutual