BEST TIMELINE: Prank caller patched through to Trump on Air Force One

121  2018-06-29 by IAmAN00bie

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And?

This but unironically

Fuck you

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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The host of "The Stuttering John" podcast, John Melendez, got President Trump on the phone yesterday by pretending he was New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez.

Is this legal?

I believe it falls under impersonating a federal employee or peace officer, and probably telecommunications fraud or something.

Tbh I can't wait to see of this causes the libs and cons to go at it like two back alley hookers fighting over a twenty dollar crack rock

I can't wait to see of this causes

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

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In a just world it would fall under the first amendment.

I hope you and everyone upvoting you is a euro because God help us all if Americans, who ostensibly studied the constitution in school, are all such gigantic retards. Prank calling Trump is surely protected free speech. You get charged with impersonating a federal officer when do it to defraud people and when you abuse their position (like if he were to pretend to be a senator and actually enter a vote in congress or something like that). Prank calls are still legal.

MFW Daddy inevitably calls it "treason" on Twitter.

He will. He can't stand it when people see how stupid he really is.

user reports:
1: it's too late, the DDF is too strong, drama is kill

Sad but true. F

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edit: this really wasn't worth whatever he's going to be charged with

The amount of wasted potential here, wow. How the fuck could he put that much effort into making this happen and then not bother to do anything funny with it? Trump used to appear on Stern all the time, all he had to do was end it by spamming fafafooey and the result would have probably been some comedy.

Extremely not. You are looking at impersonating a federal officerΒ and telecommunications fraud.

Does it still count if he put zero effort into actually sounding like Bob Menendez?

Murdering babies takes 0 effort but it's still illegal.

Yikes

or if the fuckheads did 0 vetting on the caller?

Oh they're fuckheads now, you some sort of motherfucking badass huh? Precisely what fuckheaded things have these darstadly villanous receptionists been up to?

Did I strike a nerve?

Nah, you just sound like a funny sort of wanker with some pent up frustrations, thought I'd help you let them out.

Seeing as how your post history is 100% you being needlessly aggressive, I have to wonder if you are projecting just a little.

u/nanonan is a butthurt incompetent receptionist CONFIRMED. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Precisely what fuckheaded things have these darstadly villanous receptionists been up to?

Very little, apparently. They couldn't even spot an obvious prank.

"You're using a number we don't have on record. Is it correct that you are using a Californian cellphone number?"

"[Fake English accent] Oim on Vaycatiun"

"Oh ok, just wanted to verify"

Yes

I bet you none of that will happen because of the first amendment.

Wow, Stuttering John is still around?

I will make it legal.

It's...treason then?

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Lmao, the POTUS got punked by a moron who is best known for stuttering.

lmao, this guy gonna get arrested for a lame as fuck phone prank

Daddy can finally lock someone up for hurting his fee-fees.

i really wonder if they'll bother actually pressing charges or just give him a warning

doesn't sound like the conversation was terribly long or did much to mock him besides "lol I got through"

daddy would look cool brushing it off, but then it invites imitators

They need to LOCK HIM UP!

When has daddy ever brushed anything off. He still sends pictures with his hands circled in gold sharpy to the guy who called him a short fingered vulgarian

And also broke the law!

You have to go back.

You have to stay here

That's the plan. Trust the plan.

Nah, hed have to find out about it first. I bet everyone in the White House is going to do their best to make sure he doesnt find out it happened to avoid a tantrum.

The Bull Stuttering John vs The Cuck Donald

Yeah, he really did a number on Trump, what with giving him a four minute platform to sound strong on border protection and open to making great deals for all Americans. Really held his feet to the fire there.

Lock. Him. Up.

Also by showing how incompetent his front office is.

The best people, folks

I mean, what did America want when it elected somebody from the teevee?

This but with less blacks.

fewer

why is /r/drama so goddamn illiterate?

discuss

The virgin pedant vs. the chad casual racist.

I will be fair: it's an easy mistake to make

if you're stupid

Woah tone it down a notch there virgin boy.

the chads will pay

*lesserest

this guy gets it

Imagine being so young and naive that you only know him as a reality TV star.

it's what he's best at

imagine thinking that isnt the only reason his voters had heard of him

He got the show because he was already famous you giant flaming leftist.

you seem upset

Leftist douchebags aren't know for being smart.

lol definitely heated

Definitely projecting again.

"no u" lmao

Try again racist

this one doesnt even make sense lol

Aren't you the guy that wants to kill white children?

yes, and?

Then it makes sense.

uh, no it doesnt? really dont get what youre trying to imply here

Maybe you need to not be retarded.

wait, do you think it's possible to be racist against white people or something? youre not actually that retarded, are you?

That's it moron. You got it. You are racist. Good job.

how stupid are you? first of all, racism requires power and privilege, which is possessed exclusively by whites, because we live in a white supremacist society, therefore you cant be racist against them. even if that weren't the case, the problem with racism is that it is based on a claim of empirical differences between racial groups that dont actually exist. if they did exist there wouldnt be a problem, and the fact of the matter is that whites are literally genetically inferior, subhuman in fact. if you don't believe this look at how many mass shootings are done by whites, theyre clearly violent savages who are genetically incompatible with enlightened civilization. so not only is it impossible to be racist against whites, if it were possible to be racist against them it would be fine, because they are less human than the other races. again, how stupid are you?

This tbh. Whites are only good for selling used cars.

ca

yes lol, literally rent-free

He was famous for going through a spectacular bankruptcy. WE WON SO MUCH, WE GOT TIRED OF WINNING!!!

young and naive

Are you one of those people that equates age with wisdom because "hey, I haven't achieved anything but I also haven't forgotten how to breathe yet"

The best people

8 years of Trump is good for drama.

I mean 12 would be better.

Just imagine if he did what they think he wants to do.

Dissolving the Galactic Senate and purging the Jedi would look small in comparison to building a border wall and putting retaliatory tariffs on foreign imports. Death Star when?

I think we should change the constitution to allow as many terms as he wants, just to keep him in office infinitely. Also he should be able to appoint his successor.

Regarding his SCOTUS nominee, he said they'll be done making a decision in 12 to 14 days.

Uh not really. The president already announced that.

welcome to 2018 where making a prank call gets you literal Terrorism, Impersonating a federal employee charges and people unironically defend this as if it's an appropriate punishment

Why didnt he ask about Q?

Retard surrounds himself with other retards. News at 11

I think it is hilarious that duh-duh-duh-duhstuttering John got that far.