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The host of "The Stuttering John" podcast, John Melendez, got President Trump on the phone yesterday by pretending he was New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez.
I hope you and everyone upvoting you is a euro because God help us all if Americans, who ostensibly studied the constitution in school, are all such gigantic retards. Prank calling Trump is surely protected free speech. You get charged with impersonating a federal officer when do it to defraud people and when you abuse their position (like if he were to pretend to be a senator and actually enter a vote in congress or something like that). Prank calls are still legal.
edit: this really wasn't worth whatever he's going to be charged with
The amount of wasted potential here, wow. How the fuck could he put that much effort into making this happen and then not bother to do anything funny with it? Trump used to appear on Stern all the time, all he had to do was end it by spamming fafafooey and the result would have probably been some comedy.
Oh they're fuckheads now, you some sort of motherfucking badass huh? Precisely what fuckheaded things have these darstadly villanous receptionists been up to?
When has daddy ever brushed anything off. He still sends pictures with his hands circled in gold sharpy to the guy who called him a short fingered vulgarian
Nah, hed have to find out about it first. I bet everyone in the White House is going to do their best to make sure he doesnt find out it happened to avoid a tantrum.
Yeah, he really did a number on Trump, what with giving him a four minute platform to sound strong on border protection and open to making great deals for all Americans. Really held his feet to the fire there.
how stupid are you? first of all, racism requires power and privilege, which is possessed exclusively by whites, because we live in a white supremacist society, therefore you cant be racist against them. even if that weren't the case, the problem with racism is that it is based on a claim of empirical differences between racial groups that dont actually exist. if they did exist there wouldnt be a problem, and the fact of the matter is that whites are literally genetically inferior, subhuman in fact. if you don't believe this look at how many mass shootings are done by whites, theyre clearly violent savages who are genetically incompatible with enlightened civilization. so not only is it impossible to be racist against whites, if it were possible to be racist against them it would be fine, because they are less human than the other races. again, how stupid are you?
Just imagine if he did what they think he wants to do.
Dissolving the Galactic Senate and purging the Jedi would look small in comparison to building a border wall and putting retaliatory tariffs on foreign imports. Death Star when?
I think we should change the constitution to allow as many terms as he wants, just to keep him in office infinitely. Also he should be able to appoint his successor.
welcome to 2018 where making a prank call gets you literal Terrorism, Impersonating a federal employee charges and people unironically defend this as if it's an appropriate punishment
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-06-29
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-29
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1 lol_te_gusto 2018-06-29
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1 VioletBroregarde 2018-06-29
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
And?
1 KittehDragoon 2018-06-29
This but unironically
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-06-29
Fuck you
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-29
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-29
Is this legal?
1 duckraul2 2018-06-29
I believe it falls under impersonating a federal employee or peace officer, and probably telecommunications fraud or something.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
Tbh I can't wait to see of this causes the libs and cons to go at it like two back alley hookers fighting over a twenty dollar crack rock
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-29
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-29
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-29
skip forward to 1:10:37
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1 Tagesausbruch 2018-06-29
In a just world it would fall under the first amendment.
1 geraldo42 2018-06-29
I hope you and everyone upvoting you is a euro because God help us all if Americans, who ostensibly studied the constitution in school, are all such gigantic retards. Prank calling Trump is surely protected free speech. You get charged with impersonating a federal officer when do it to defraud people and when you abuse their position (like if he were to pretend to be a senator and actually enter a vote in congress or something like that). Prank calls are still legal.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-29
MFW Daddy inevitably calls it "treason" on Twitter.
1 A7thStone 2018-06-29
He will. He can't stand it when people see how stupid he really is.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-29
Sad but true. F
1 shitpersonality 2018-06-29
F
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-06-29
The amount of wasted potential here, wow. How the fuck could he put that much effort into making this happen and then not bother to do anything funny with it? Trump used to appear on Stern all the time, all he had to do was end it by spamming fafafooey and the result would have probably been some comedy.
1 Awayfone 2018-06-29
Extremely not. You are looking at impersonating a federal officerΒ and telecommunications fraud.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-29
Does it still count if he put zero effort into actually sounding like Bob Menendez?
1 lickedTators 2018-06-29
Murdering babies takes 0 effort but it's still illegal.
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2018-06-29
Yikes
1 Kosmiche 2018-06-29
or if the fuckheads did 0 vetting on the caller?
1 nanonan 2018-06-29
Oh they're fuckheads now, you some sort of motherfucking badass huh? Precisely what fuckheaded things have these darstadly villanous receptionists been up to?
1 Kosmiche 2018-06-29
Did I strike a nerve?
1 nanonan 2018-06-29
Nah, you just sound like a funny sort of wanker with some pent up frustrations, thought I'd help you let them out.
1 Kosmiche 2018-06-29
Seeing as how your post history is 100% you being needlessly aggressive, I have to wonder if you are projecting just a little.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-29
u/nanonan is a butthurt incompetent receptionist CONFIRMED. π π π
1 SpotNL 2018-06-29
Very little, apparently. They couldn't even spot an obvious prank.
"You're using a number we don't have on record. Is it correct that you are using a Californian cellphone number?"
"[Fake English accent] Oim on Vaycatiun"
"Oh ok, just wanted to verify"
1 AggressionSsb 2018-06-29
Yes
1 SpotNL 2018-06-29
I bet you none of that will happen because of the first amendment.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-06-29
Wow, Stuttering John is still around?
1 Ung-Tik 2018-06-29
I will make it legal.
1 still_futile 2018-06-29
It's...treason then?
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1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
Lmao, the POTUS got punked by a moron who is best known for stuttering.
1 scrivenontheedge 2018-06-29
lmao, this guy gonna get arrested for a lame as fuck phone prank
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
Daddy can finally lock someone up for hurting his fee-fees.
1 scrivenontheedge 2018-06-29
i really wonder if they'll bother actually pressing charges or just give him a warning
doesn't sound like the conversation was terribly long or did much to mock him besides "lol I got through"
daddy would look cool brushing it off, but then it invites imitators
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
They need to LOCK HIM UP!
1 A7thStone 2018-06-29
When has daddy ever brushed anything off. He still sends pictures with his hands circled in gold sharpy to the guy who called him a short fingered vulgarian
1 SovietWarfare 2018-06-29
And also broke the law!
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
You have to go back.
1 SovietWarfare 2018-06-29
You have to stay here
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
That's the plan. Trust the plan.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-06-29
Nah, hed have to find out about it first. I bet everyone in the White House is going to do their best to make sure he doesnt find out it happened to avoid a tantrum.
1 MG87 2018-06-29
The Bull Stuttering John vs The Cuck Donald
1 nanonan 2018-06-29
Yeah, he really did a number on Trump, what with giving him a four minute platform to sound strong on border protection and open to making great deals for all Americans. Really held his feet to the fire there.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-29
Lock. Him. Up.
1 SpotNL 2018-06-29
Also by showing how incompetent his front office is.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
The best people, folks
I mean, what did America want when it elected somebody from the teevee?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-06-29
This but with less blacks.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
fewer
why is /r/drama so goddamn illiterate?
discuss
1 nanonan 2018-06-29
The virgin pedant vs. the chad casual racist.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
I will be fair: it's an easy mistake to make
if you're stupid
1 nanonan 2018-06-29
Woah tone it down a notch there virgin boy.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
the chads will pay
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-06-29
*lesserest
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
this guy gets it
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Imagine being so young and naive that you only know him as a reality TV star.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
it's what he's best at
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
imagine thinking that isnt the only reason his voters had heard of him
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
He got the show because he was already famous you giant flaming leftist.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
you seem upset
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Leftist douchebags aren't know for being smart.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
lol definitely heated
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Definitely projecting again.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
"no u" lmao
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Try again racist
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
this one doesnt even make sense lol
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Aren't you the guy that wants to kill white children?
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
yes, and?
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Then it makes sense.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
uh, no it doesnt? really dont get what youre trying to imply here
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
Maybe you need to not be retarded.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
wait, do you think it's possible to be racist against white people or something? youre not actually that retarded, are you?
1 ConsistentRacer 2018-06-29
That's it moron. You got it. You are racist. Good job.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
how stupid are you? first of all, racism requires power and privilege, which is possessed exclusively by whites, because we live in a white supremacist society, therefore you cant be racist against them. even if that weren't the case, the problem with racism is that it is based on a claim of empirical differences between racial groups that dont actually exist. if they did exist there wouldnt be a problem, and the fact of the matter is that whites are literally genetically inferior, subhuman in fact. if you don't believe this look at how many mass shootings are done by whites, theyre clearly violent savages who are genetically incompatible with enlightened civilization. so not only is it impossible to be racist against whites, if it were possible to be racist against them it would be fine, because they are less human than the other races. again, how stupid are you?
1 JhonnyWongStockings 2018-06-29
This tbh. Whites are only good for selling used cars.
1 shallowm 2018-06-29
ca
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-29
yes lol, literally rent-free
1 Redactor0 2018-06-29
He was famous for going through a spectacular bankruptcy. WE WON SO MUCH, WE GOT TIRED OF WINNING!!!
1 FratboyGenius 2018-06-29
Are you one of those people that equates age with wisdom because "hey, I haven't achieved anything but I also haven't forgotten how to breathe yet"
1 JumbledFun 2018-06-29
The best people
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-06-29
8 years of Trump is good for drama.
1 Awayfone 2018-06-29
I mean 12 would be better.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-06-29
Just imagine if he did what they think he wants to do.
Dissolving the Galactic Senate and purging the Jedi would look small in comparison to building a border wall and putting retaliatory tariffs on foreign imports. Death Star when?
1 mukumukum 2018-06-29
I think we should change the constitution to allow as many terms as he wants, just to keep him in office infinitely. Also he should be able to appoint his successor.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-06-29
1 still_futile 2018-06-29
Uh not really. The president already announced that.
1 edc_svr_wxf_qaz 2018-06-29
https://stutteringjohnpodcast.libsyn.com/the-stuttering-john-podcast-4
Call starts around 1:05.
1 AndrewCrimzen 2018-06-29
welcome to 2018 where making a prank call gets you literal Terrorism, Impersonating a federal employee charges and people unironically defend this as if it's an appropriate punishment
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-06-29
Why didnt he ask about Q?
1 MG87 2018-06-29
Retard surrounds himself with other retards. News at 11
1 SpotNL 2018-06-29
I think it is hilarious that duh-duh-duh-duhstuttering John got that far.