Look, man, I'm trying to have an intervention here. If we can't save this tard from imploding then all of our pasta is gone. Who's gonna keep our shitposting fresh? u/UltraShitpost? He hasn't even shitposted in days!
Ladies and gentleman, behold, the obnoxiously self-aggrandizing liberal, watch him preen and prate about the teleology of history while supporting scientism in the same breath, watch him champion the virtues of diversity and tolerance while defining himself in opposition to half of America by what radio station he listens to. The man with the superior intellect believes the progress will be an eternally ascending arrow, because something something brown people and iphones. Watch him judge rural America according to the same exceptionalist criteria of (((technological progress))) and (((rationality))) that got Africa et al labeled "savages" and catalyzed the slave trade. Watch the cultural relativist talk through both sides of his mouth by implicitly endorsing the Western narrative in his weaksauce vaporization of the Other. What a faggot.
Ah, look at the guy who could not resist making an agenda comment that had nothing to do with the post. Behold as generations of sister fucking has left him so mentally challenged all he can do is watch fox news and run around calling everyone a libtard.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-06-29
He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-29
meanwhile me_irl = https://i.imgur.com/T5tD4T0.gifv
1 JumbledFun 2018-06-29
You've been beating that gif into the ground ed, vary it up
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-29
Idk about you but It's the perfect gift
1 Matthew94 2018-06-29
I disagree.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
You're better than this, Ed
1 vidyagoblin 2018-06-29
The list of things that Ed's better than is literally blank.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
Look, man, I'm trying to have an intervention here. If we can't save this tard from imploding then all of our pasta is gone. Who's gonna keep our shitposting fresh? u/UltraShitpost? He hasn't even shitposted in days!
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-29
You miss me. Aww.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
Of course I do! 😍😘
1 imissyouseattle 2018-06-29
Ed is more of a pizzaposter than a pastaposter.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-06-29
u/Ed_ButteredToast say it ain't so!
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-29
ROUND 2.
PLACE YOUR BETS!!!
1 SweatyGuarantee 2018-06-29
Uh
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-06-29
Two of the dumbest kids on this sub
1 JumbledFun 2018-06-29
Those dudes have some tiny hands
1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-06-29
Ladies and gentleman, behold, the obnoxiously self-aggrandizing liberal, watch him preen and prate about the teleology of history while supporting scientism in the same breath, watch him champion the virtues of diversity and tolerance while defining himself in opposition to half of America by what radio station he listens to. The man with the superior intellect believes the progress will be an eternally ascending arrow, because something something brown people and iphones. Watch him judge rural America according to the same exceptionalist criteria of (((technological progress))) and (((rationality))) that got Africa et al labeled "savages" and catalyzed the slave trade. Watch the cultural relativist talk through both sides of his mouth by implicitly endorsing the Western narrative in his weaksauce vaporization of the Other. What a faggot.
1 ztoundas 2018-06-29
never leave.
1 e-guy 2018-06-29
Keep yourself safe, fam.
1 TruthPains 2018-06-29
Ah, look at the guy who could not resist making an agenda comment that had nothing to do with the post. Behold as generations of sister fucking has left him so mentally challenged all he can do is watch fox news and run around calling everyone a libtard.
1 point_shaver 2018-06-29
Ah, the master race. Pitterpatter is a shit stain though, not Mayo.
1 better_bot 2018-06-29
And Gadolboobies is a woman. We're being metaphorical and shit.
1 point_shaver 2018-06-29
Oh, word. Also, ew.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-29
how big is her dick?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-06-29
Big for u
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-06-29
""""""""""Woman""""""""""
1 e-guy 2018-06-29
hot!
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-06-29
> whites
eww
1 ThePitterPat 2018-06-29
I don't like this
1 ztoundas 2018-06-29
ufc a wiener.
1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-06-29
BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA, IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! CRAWLING AND GNAWING HERE, NEXT TO ME!
1 DistortedLines 2018-06-29
Mayo """"""""""culture"""""""""""
1 aiyooooo 2018-06-29
white people are fucking goblins jfc