Gemshit drama as I show that I’m a retard in r/StevenUniverse

16  2018-06-30 by zappapostrophe

38 comments

Background: no, seriously, I wasn’t trolling.

People got so angry at you haha

Rose was special and had healing powers that didn't make sense as roses aren't supposed to have that. To make the diamonds fear death she started a proxy war where she was the enemy but also the hero. She then killed herself to prove that diamonds are not untouchable. She then lead a final assault on the diamonds causing them to flee for thousands of years. Honestly it worked and she wasn't thinking that far ahead. Obviously they would come back. I had the same thought in season 1. Like why would they not come back?

That almost sounds cool, but then I remember its a shit amerifat cartoon.

amerifat cartoon

It is, in a very literal sense. Like, the majority of the characters are overweight.

This sounds like a shitty Final Fantasy fanfiction

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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SIGH. This will be my last response to you, since I had a new years resolution to be nicer. You’re really testing my patience with how condescending you’re being toward everyone trying to be nice to you. So after this comment, I won’t be responding further. Just in case you aren’t a troll.

Absolute Rofl

Honestly though, was I being condescending? I’m genuinely uncertain, I don’t want to come off that way.

You were literally the opposite of condescending. One may say, retarded.

Reminder: this is the fanbase that insulted and threatened a woman for not drawing a character fat enough.

I'mma need some sauce, fam.

Mayo's were a mistake.

why you not linked 4chan's raid on tumblr with whitewashing?

I'm like 99% sure that this cartoon is propaganda by the homosexual agenda to turn children gay.

Nah, just being gay is far too tame for Steven's universe

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that's what i like to see

i don't even want to know what this shit is

I'm sorry. The correct answer to "What happened in the show about dyke space rocks?" is "Who gives a shit?"

But Garnet tho.

That's the most mannish of the main characters! If I had to fuck a projection of a cartoon space rock, it would definitely be Amethyst's plump ass.

I dunno man, I kinda want to bend that saucy little Molly dyke Pearl over the kitchen table and go to town.

What's a Molly? Urban Dictionary is failing me.

Molly dyke is the more passive one in a relationship, not necessarily femme or butch, just more passive or less mannish than her partner.

So, how all women should be.

imagine being so beta that stevens shit-verse start picking on you

:(

:c

Steven's Universe is a pile of shit, always was and always will be.

Oh, and it's fans are even more toxic than a random twat from r/drama.

Man do I wish I saw that you posted this here earlier.

Why?

Bevause it only inspires confidence that you're a lying troll

Yes, you got me, I love looking like a complete retard to strangers on the internet and lowering my imaginary internet score. It really gets my dick hard.

You can see that I continued to not understand this goddamn plot point in the comments here.

How do I know you weren't lying for sympathy points? Seems everyone here hates the show anyway

Not at all, I love the show

I meant lying about not understanding anything about the show, not lying about loving it