Rose was special and had healing powers that didn't make sense as roses aren't supposed to have that. To make the diamonds fear death she started a proxy war where she was the enemy but also the hero. She then killed herself to prove that diamonds are not untouchable. She then lead a final assault on the diamonds causing them to flee for thousands of years. Honestly it worked and she wasn't thinking that far ahead. Obviously they would come back. I had the same thought in season 1. Like why would they not come back?
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
SIGH. This will be my last response to you, since I had a new years resolution to be nicer. You’re really testing my patience with how condescending you’re being toward everyone trying to be nice to you. So after this comment, I won’t be responding further. Just in case you aren’t a troll.
Yes, you got me, I love looking like a complete retard to strangers on the internet and lowering my imaginary internet score. It really gets my dick hard.
You can see that I continued to not understand this goddamn plot point in the comments here.
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1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
Background: no, seriously, I wasn’t trolling.
1 Odemdemz98 2018-06-30
People got so angry at you haha
1 AggressionSsb 2018-06-30
Rose was special and had healing powers that didn't make sense as roses aren't supposed to have that. To make the diamonds fear death she started a proxy war where she was the enemy but also the hero. She then killed herself to prove that diamonds are not untouchable. She then lead a final assault on the diamonds causing them to flee for thousands of years. Honestly it worked and she wasn't thinking that far ahead. Obviously they would come back. I had the same thought in season 1. Like why would they not come back?
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-06-30
That almost sounds cool, but then I remember its a shit amerifat cartoon.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-06-30
It is, in a very literal sense. Like, the majority of the characters are overweight.
1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-06-30
This sounds like a shitty Final Fantasy fanfiction
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-30
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1 Odemdemz98 2018-06-30
Absolute Rofl
1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
Honestly though, was I being condescending? I’m genuinely uncertain, I don’t want to come off that way.
1 Odemdemz98 2018-06-30
You were literally the opposite of condescending. One may say, retarded.
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
Reminder: this is the fanbase that insulted and threatened a woman for not drawing a character fat enough.
1 Odemdemz98 2018-06-30
I'mma need some sauce, fam.
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
Here:
https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/steven-universe-fanartist-bullied-controversy/
Bonus: they did it again over a fictional character romance.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-artist-quits-twitter-over-fan-harassmen-1785242762
1 Odemdemz98 2018-06-30
Mayo's were a mistake.
1 HAPKOLlJA 2018-06-30
why you not linked 4chan's raid on tumblr with whitewashing?
1 VidiotGamer 2018-06-30
I'm like 99% sure that this cartoon is propaganda by the homosexual agenda to turn children gay.
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-06-30
Nah, just being gay is far too tame for Steven's universe
1 jasos-2005 2018-06-30
that's what i like to see
1 gilmore606 2018-06-30
i don't even want to know what this shit is
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
I'm sorry. The correct answer to "What happened in the show about dyke space rocks?" is "Who gives a shit?"
1 SkinFlintLover4125 2018-06-30
But Garnet tho.
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
That's the most mannish of the main characters! If I had to fuck a projection of a cartoon space rock, it would definitely be Amethyst's plump ass.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-06-30
I dunno man, I kinda want to bend that saucy little Molly dyke Pearl over the kitchen table and go to town.
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
What's a Molly? Urban Dictionary is failing me.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-06-30
Molly dyke is the more passive one in a relationship, not necessarily femme or butch, just more passive or less mannish than her partner.
1 OniTan 2018-06-30
So, how all women should be.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-06-30
imagine being so beta that stevens shit-verse start picking on you
1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
:(
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-06-30
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-06-30
Steven's Universe is a pile of shit, always was and always will be.
Oh, and it's fans are even more toxic than a random twat from r/drama.
1 DarthQuisitorius 2018-06-30
Man do I wish I saw that you posted this here earlier.
1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
Why?
1 DarthQuisitorius 2018-06-30
Bevause it only inspires confidence that you're a lying troll
1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
Yes, you got me, I love looking like a complete retard to strangers on the internet and lowering my imaginary internet score. It really gets my dick hard.
You can see that I continued to not understand this goddamn plot point in the comments here.
1 DarthQuisitorius 2018-06-30
How do I know you weren't lying for sympathy points? Seems everyone here hates the show anyway
1 zappapostrophe 2018-06-30
Not at all, I love the show
1 DarthQuisitorius 2018-06-30
I meant lying about not understanding anything about the show, not lying about loving it