Irrelevant singer attacks our Goddess Charli XCX, cries sexism when her fans reply, the Charli Defence Force doubles down

59  2018-07-01 by DalstonKingsland

So it all started with this tweet (now deleted) of this irrelevant indie artist who somehow has a verified twitter profile. Of course people rushed to defend our Lord, which lead to her trying to turn herself into the victim (tweet now deleted), and claiming her gussy to be the reason why people are replying to her.

She goes on and on for days and days, etc., etc. until the Charli Defence Force investigate who tf this person is, they discover that she was awarded a restraining order in the past, and find out about her best friend who died a few years ago. Of course, they use this fact to their advantage in the twitter battle.

This girl then pings Charli (سُبْحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَىٰ‎), while still engaging in heated conversations with the CDF soldiers.

GOD HERSELF replies with her kind and merciful tweet 😍. All prase be due to her.

But the fight is still ongoing

36 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2018-07-01

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1  jailbot2 2018-07-01

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1  IAmWithName 2018-07-01

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01

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1  SuperObviousShill 2018-07-01

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1  uniqueguy263 2018-07-01

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1  ComedicSans 2018-07-01

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1  trapochaphouse 2018-07-01

Can't tell if singer or pornstar. Who are any of these people and why should I care?

1  DalstonKingsland 2018-07-01

Charli (SWT) is the all merciful creator of the universe. You should care about her if you don’t want the fan base of peace to show up at your door, sweaty ;)

1  trapochaphouse 2018-07-01

So, singer or pornstar?

1  captainktainer 2018-07-01

She's got a legitimately nice butt. I'm not an ass man - well, I wasn't - but her butt's pretty good.

She also did all the actual singing parts in Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" song and music video, and has managed to stay more relevant in music than the Australian chick.

So, singer, but with that porn star vibe.

1  lifesbrink 2018-07-01

Singer or pornstar?

1  RecallRethuglicans 2018-07-01

Why not both?

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-07-01

Who and who?

1  COMMUNIST_WARRIOR 2018-07-01

literally who

1  YTPeePo 2018-07-01

She also hates Joseph Kahn because he hates the Breed of Peace. (this is her pinned tweet)

"Joseph Kahn, aka famous music video director, is a problematic piece of shit. The thread."

This goes on for 20+ tweets...

He hates pitbulls so much he compares them to Ted Bundy, American serial killer and rapist.

1  Feanorfanclub 2018-07-01

America is obese. We eat shitty foods that kill you. We're not supposed to be this round. We lie to ourselves. Skinny IS normal.

He seems like a pretty reasonable dude in the shit he's posting

1  BellyCrawler 2018-07-01

Honestly, active fatshaming excuses you of a lot of crimes in my book.

1  dramasexual 2018-07-01

That shit ain't even fat shaming. That's just reasonable statements of reality.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01

Sarcasm and irony visibly escape her.

Also pitocide when ?

1  kippot 2018-07-01

After the mayocide. First things first

1  RealJackAnchor 2018-07-01

I'm tired of people taking shit out on Pitbull. Fucking Charli XCWHO? If anyone should ironically be called a god in all instances, why wouldn't it be Mr. Worldwide?

1  ethanfadberry 2018-07-01

What kind of name is globe lamp

1  wootfatigue 2018-07-01

A crazy but cute legitimately insane girl who used to obsessively follow me on Instagram and tried to destroy Foxygen.

1  better_bot 2018-07-01

>cute

In an off-brand Grimes kinda way, sure, but you can go to any party in a college town and find at least a dozen who pull the look off better.

1  Burnnoticelover 2018-07-01

Cut her a break. She’s a woman named Charli. She’s suffered enough.

1  Darenflagart 2018-07-01

And she's fat.

1  DalstonKingsland 2018-07-01

Ok, first of all this is blasphemy, and punishable by death according to Charlia Law, secondly, she was fat for a few months around the time Fancy was a hit, she lost all the weight, and now looks like this

1  oh_no_aliens 2018-07-01

kek.

1  Homer00025 2018-07-01

So who are the alt-right trolls online harrassing women in this instance? I need to know so I can know who to root against.

Also, can a Menslib mod explain to me if this is indeed an example of toxic femininity any why it isn't, u/Ciceros_Assassin u/WorsethanHipster care to provide the male feminist on these happenings?

1  better_bot 2018-07-01

Lol, you didn't include her reply to Charli where she says the whole reason she started this was because Charli is #TeamKanye while she is #TeamTaylor

1  youcanteatbullets 2018-07-01

It's in there now

1  shallowm 2018-07-01

It's here:

i actually don't think you suck. i was mad when I found out you are a big Kanye fan bc I am a big Taylor fan & defensive of her. thank you for saying this, i figured you wouldn't condone this type of behavior. I really appreciate you tweeting this & I hope your fans take yr lead

absolutely /ourgirl/

1  dramasexual 2018-07-01

The email that would change her life came August 31, 2012, a day before her flight back to Evergreen College.

lmAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1  RealJackAnchor 2018-07-01

"I went to college at The Evergreen State College"

Well I've seen all I need to see here.

1  IAmWithName 2018-07-01

Pretty much an open and shut case for her being an irredeemable retard.

1  croc__r0ck 2018-07-01

globelamp is bae