This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
Younglings need to get off ma internets. I remember when you had to literally call websites. Didn't even call them websites back then. BBS was the name.
Had an argument with someone the other day where all their comments were later edited to [deleted]. They weren't actually deleted, they just said that.
When I was 13 and in the throes of that which vexes all boys of the age (the inability to see anything vaguely boob shaped without immediately hardening up and having to run to the nearest portajohn to rub one out) I had a very attractive older sister. She was 4 years older than me, and had an early birthday so she was one of the oldest in her grade but still relatively close to me in grades since I had a late birthday. Anyway, we had a good relationship, like I was the typical annoying younger brother and she was the hot older sister who would prance around in a bra and panties and "accidently" leave the door open in the bathroom while showering and changing and I would be left longing and drooling and diving into her hamper to bath in her dirty underwear and she knew how I felt because she would wink and laugh and joke around and it was all very non-serious so it wasn't really fucked up. Well, she worked at a popular fast food restaurant (name withheld because they're region specific) in the kitchen, doing beautiful things with cooking oil and greasy meat. I still to this day remember her radiance when she'd come home reeking of sweat and grease and tear off her uniform in the living room while jumping in joy at her shift being over, her teenaged boobs bouncing joyfully while I shift a throw pillow over my crotch to shield my 4-inch boner.
One day, I got a phone call from my mom that my sister had been hurt at work and she was in the hospital. She had been pretty badly burnt on her forearms and hands at work, and would be at home for a few weeks to recover, since she was all taped up like a mummy from the elbows down. So I became my sister's helper in a way. I would get stuff for her, keep her entertained, scratch her itches, all the normal stuff. After two days, she turned to me with tears in her eyes:
"I really have to shit but I can't wipe myself... I just can't get a grip on the paper... can you do it for me? Be the best brother ever?"
My eyes glazed over and I'm sure my jaw slackened a bit.
"I... uh... yeah, that's pretty gross, I guess, but I'd do it for you."
She grinned and stood up.
"I knew you would do it. Now help me get my pants off."
There was no hiding my gigantic boner. It was the most intimate thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. I unbuttoned her jeans and tugged them down, exposing a blue lacy thong that hugged the contours of her voluptuous ass. She walked over to the toilet.
"Now the thong please. Oh thanks you are the best brother ever!"
Now, if she noticed my hand lingering a little longer than it needed to over her soft pubic mount, she didn't say anything, and i noticed her breathing speed up as well. She sat down.
Her bowel movement can only be described as the sound of angel's trumpets announcing glorious news. The timbre of her resonating asshole, the stench of her earthy waste, the splatter and the thumps, all come together in a majestic cacophony of ecstasy. At this point, I had my hand in my pants and I was inhaling deeply, gasping at the air like a drowning man. I wanted her essence inside of me.
The moment lasted forever and it lasted 30 seconds. I was so excited that what happened next is only recalled in a series of flashbacks. My hand, clutching a wad of pearly white paper, slowly and intimately massaging her asshole. Getting up close for observation. Maximum cleanliness. The glory of love, desire, passion, and need. Gentle strokes from pussy to ass. Hair as fine and beautiful as silk. The eradication of earthen brown from her salmon colored asshole. Incalculable pleasure.
And just as quickly as it happened, it was over. She giggled, had me pull her clothes up, and led me, gauze-wrapped hand in mine ignoring the pain, back into the living room, where we turned on "Family Matters" and laughed at Urkel's shenanigans.
Hey, I appreciate that this is copypasta from some unhinged user but it'd be cool if you could leave out the username mentions. Dude went fucking ballistic at us in modmails, PMs and 800+ username mentions too, it was... interesting.
I'm that spanish guy that just wants sex from girls. I'm 20 and these girls don't really leave much to the imagination with Instagram and their clothing. Yeah these girls have boyfriends but those kids are cucks and chit. I would never gf a girl my age because what's the point???? Bitchz outchea running around in leggings and booty shorts everyday (chit is year round in LA) and I'm supposed to only want relationships from these girls. I'm tired of getting shamed for wanting sex. I know it's funny to be an incel. That's the funny thing that you all like to talk about. But girls don't know how it is to have sex on your mind 24/7 I even dream about sex and be a virgin. Add to the fact that I only want sex from girls and not a relationship that's strike 3 against me. Fuck I used to watch porn everyday since the girls in high school were so messed up I had to do it in order to feel normal at school. Now I quit porn and it's worse now. Call me an incel go ahead but technically all of us guys are incels.
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think you’re either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. I’m gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
I have anger issues? Hahahahahaha and what gave you that impression?
You’re the one basically stalking me and begging for more attention by constantly linking to other threads.
Now I know why your pathetic ass was dropped as a moderator, if this is how you behave on a daily basis you’ve genuinely got problems bro.
Not even insulting you or making fun. You have problems. I don’t know if you were bullied, sexually abused or some shit but you’re not normal. You don’t act normal, speak normal or even hold your argument together like a normal person.
You resort to childish behavior, stalking, name calling and attention seeking in order to justify that sad little hole in your life, you probably do this because every day you know you’re going no where in life :)
I can see why you behave like an undiagnosed mental patient or like an Autistic child being let onto the internet without supervision.....
If you’re this desperate for a friend, your family must actually despise you LOOOOOL if my wife in the future had to carry around a baby for 9 months to have it end up as ultimately pathetic and useless as you.....I’d probably kill the baby with my bare hands.....
Now like I said, if you wish to continue you can comment your mothers phone number and I’ll speak to her about hourly payments. Maybe then you’ll be worth somebodies time.
Oh no the cyber police are coming to arrest me...oh wait, you dont even have my IP and IPs are inaccurate as fuck in the first place and can be changed by a simple router reboot.
Which is why nearly EVERY government in the world tracks people using them. It’s why the internet providers give you them so they can specifically track your router....you’re genuinely a fucking idiot and you have no idea how technology works 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quora is legitimate and its users usually have iq's like:
155.
None of the first six replies are answers to the question. Quora is about answers, not being like politicians on Sunday morning TV talk shows who ignore the question and give a little speech. At least make a guess.
My estimate is 155, based primarily on his earlier aptitude tests, his ability to read and apply technical information, and his ability to use numbers to make process changes unique in the history of a complicated industry.
I think I am more qualified to make this estimate than average because I studied Elon Musk specifically to guess his IQ and have successfully guessed how he would think in some areas. In NLP terms, this is called modeling his strategies.
My estimate of his IQ would be higher, but I spoke to Elon face to face about some things that were very crucial to achievement of his larger goals, and was stunned to see he had not considered the implications. Some of these were bullets dodged, things that authentic journalists should have asked and, if Musk's answers had been printed, would have led to scientific criticism.
155 is still high, and I imagine it's far higher than the IQ of most billionaires. I know 18 billionaires, and Musk gets a higher estimated IQ than any of them.
Do you ever feel angry? Are you paralyzed by your anger? Do you feel yourself with butterflies in your stomach a lot? You get headaches? Are you really frustrated? Do you ever get to the point where you gonna blow up? And you are afraid that if you blow up, you're gonna blow away all your friends and all your co-workers? Chances are. All of this behaviour is a symptom of the fact that you're not expressing your anger. We can certainly express our anger, if we handle our anger assertivley.
Oh I would. But if you were able to read, you’d see I specifically said. IF THE BABY WAS YOU. It’s funny how you have selective reading and selective memory too.
A monkey can read and repeat better than you can 😂😂😂😂😂
If only I had offered helpful advice instead of "helpful advice"!
Wait. Wait, I did. Meditation and exercise can both be very helpful to those who feel angry frequently, and are often recommended by therapists (as well as, ya know, finding the root of your anger and dealing with it, but I'm not a therapist, so I'm not even remotely qualified to take a stab at that, and many people who might balk at therapy might still consider meditation or exercise).
It's almost like I was trying to be helpful, as in legitimately helpful, with decent advice, and here you are just posting a comic while not actually contributing anything of value to the person saying they're angry all the time.
Very rarely do I get the urge to say "go fuck yourself", but when I offer advice that I've seen work for friends who had anger issues, and some Marlon Rando comes by and posts a comic that amounts to "your advice is insensitive and also not useful at all" while doing nothing at all to attempt to help the person who is suffering, that urge, just... ooh, it shows up.
I'm going to indulge myself here, because I generally try to make a habit of not swearing at internet assholes, and so I ration those out...
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
well considering my vast knowledge on this subject, im gonna have to go with fuck you you dumbass neanderthal, dont you ever get into an argument with me again. i could tell the entire time that you had absolutely no idea what you were saying the entire time. why on gods green goddamn earth would you argue with me about that. i didnt even know that it was you i thought it was some dumbass random so i was trying to be polite by not just coming out and telling you directly that you're fucking dumb and that the "arguments" that you made make no sense and couldnt even be considered an argument in the first place. not only were they misinformed but they confused me because they had nothing to do with what i had said, or had been talking about. thanks for doing this to me for literally no reason at all
You may want to fix the grammar on that paragraph you retard. Literally no one apart from you can understand what the fuck you are saying you retard.....
Oh my god 😂🤣 you realize you two are the punchline of a joke right now? 😂😂🤣🤣
You guys are seriously fucking stalkers man 😂 creating accounts on people, pretending to be them.
Even if it’s for a joke....it’s a shitty joke....only you two laughed. Everyone else in the world thinks you guys are retarded, and they ain’t wrong 😂😂😂
You really don't realize how long the internet culture has been brewing. You think memes are just something that you can just force? You are the reason the Internet has died. You think memes are just to be laughed at, then thrown away? No you fucking asshat. Memes are an art form. Let me tell you something, loud and clear:
WHEN A MEME IS OVER USED, IT DIES
"Ha" you're probably thinking "This kid's a dumbass" Haha, no. I've been on the Internet for almost six years now, I know what it's about. Let's just say If the internet is a form of magic, I'm a magician. But I'm getting off topic. Overall, fuck all of you, I wish meme hell existed, because if it did, you'd all be burning in it.
Yeah that is what you say when there is no real proof, because you said that you had runecrafts ip address and reported him to the police (fucking lol), but when you was asked to provide it, you could not.
Fuck out of here back to spain with your dumb shit.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-01
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
Snapshots:
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1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
This lolcow is stupid easy to trigger
1 SamWhite 2018-07-01
Yes.
1 skivian 2018-07-01
Younglings need to get off ma internets. I remember when you had to literally call websites. Didn't even call them websites back then. BBS was the name.
1 SamWhite 2018-07-01
Sounds thrilling grandpa, now get the fuck out of my way before I backflip over your decrepit corpse in my heelies.
1 TruthPains 2018-07-01
This alt-account has been closed as a result of repeated harassment, doxxing, witchunting and death threats both outside and inside reddit from:
/u/EpiicxHD
/u/I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT
Please report them to the admins as this is unacceptable behaviour.
1 SamWhite 2018-07-01
Had an argument with someone the other day where all their comments were later edited to [deleted]. They weren't actually deleted, they just said that.
1 TruthPains 2018-07-01
This alt-account has been closed as a result of repeated harassment, doxxing, witchunting and death threats both outside and inside reddit from:
/u/EpiicxHD
/u/I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT
Please report them to the admins as this is unacceptable behaviour.
1 SamWhite 2018-07-01
When I was 13 and in the throes of that which vexes all boys of the age (the inability to see anything vaguely boob shaped without immediately hardening up and having to run to the nearest portajohn to rub one out) I had a very attractive older sister. She was 4 years older than me, and had an early birthday so she was one of the oldest in her grade but still relatively close to me in grades since I had a late birthday. Anyway, we had a good relationship, like I was the typical annoying younger brother and she was the hot older sister who would prance around in a bra and panties and "accidently" leave the door open in the bathroom while showering and changing and I would be left longing and drooling and diving into her hamper to bath in her dirty underwear and she knew how I felt because she would wink and laugh and joke around and it was all very non-serious so it wasn't really fucked up. Well, she worked at a popular fast food restaurant (name withheld because they're region specific) in the kitchen, doing beautiful things with cooking oil and greasy meat. I still to this day remember her radiance when she'd come home reeking of sweat and grease and tear off her uniform in the living room while jumping in joy at her shift being over, her teenaged boobs bouncing joyfully while I shift a throw pillow over my crotch to shield my 4-inch boner.
One day, I got a phone call from my mom that my sister had been hurt at work and she was in the hospital. She had been pretty badly burnt on her forearms and hands at work, and would be at home for a few weeks to recover, since she was all taped up like a mummy from the elbows down. So I became my sister's helper in a way. I would get stuff for her, keep her entertained, scratch her itches, all the normal stuff. After two days, she turned to me with tears in her eyes:
"I really have to shit but I can't wipe myself... I just can't get a grip on the paper... can you do it for me? Be the best brother ever?"
My eyes glazed over and I'm sure my jaw slackened a bit.
"I... uh... yeah, that's pretty gross, I guess, but I'd do it for you."
She grinned and stood up.
"I knew you would do it. Now help me get my pants off."
There was no hiding my gigantic boner. It was the most intimate thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. I unbuttoned her jeans and tugged them down, exposing a blue lacy thong that hugged the contours of her voluptuous ass. She walked over to the toilet.
"Now the thong please. Oh thanks you are the best brother ever!"
Now, if she noticed my hand lingering a little longer than it needed to over her soft pubic mount, she didn't say anything, and i noticed her breathing speed up as well. She sat down.
Her bowel movement can only be described as the sound of angel's trumpets announcing glorious news. The timbre of her resonating asshole, the stench of her earthy waste, the splatter and the thumps, all come together in a majestic cacophony of ecstasy. At this point, I had my hand in my pants and I was inhaling deeply, gasping at the air like a drowning man. I wanted her essence inside of me.
The moment lasted forever and it lasted 30 seconds. I was so excited that what happened next is only recalled in a series of flashbacks. My hand, clutching a wad of pearly white paper, slowly and intimately massaging her asshole. Getting up close for observation. Maximum cleanliness. The glory of love, desire, passion, and need. Gentle strokes from pussy to ass. Hair as fine and beautiful as silk. The eradication of earthen brown from her salmon colored asshole. Incalculable pleasure.
And just as quickly as it happened, it was over. She giggled, had me pull her clothes up, and led me, gauze-wrapped hand in mine ignoring the pain, back into the living room, where we turned on "Family Matters" and laughed at Urkel's shenanigans.
1 TruthPains 2018-07-01
This alt-account has been closed as a result of repeated harassment, doxxing, witchunting and death threats both outside and inside reddit from:
/u/EpiicxHD
/u/I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT
Please report them to the admins as this is unacceptable behaviour.
1 I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT 2018-07-01
Hey, I appreciate that this is copypasta from some unhinged user but it'd be cool if you could leave out the username mentions. Dude went fucking ballistic at us in modmails, PMs and 800+ username mentions too, it was... interesting.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Inb4 "I was pretending to be retarded!"
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Copy and paste half of that shit into google
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Not you, the retard :3
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
/u/EpiicXHD
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
You still going kid?? Loool you must be desperate for attention at this point
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
I'm that spanish guy that just wants sex from girls. I'm 20 and these girls don't really leave much to the imagination with Instagram and their clothing. Yeah these girls have boyfriends but those kids are cucks and chit. I would never gf a girl my age because what's the point???? Bitchz outchea running around in leggings and booty shorts everyday (chit is year round in LA) and I'm supposed to only want relationships from these girls. I'm tired of getting shamed for wanting sex. I know it's funny to be an incel. That's the funny thing that you all like to talk about. But girls don't know how it is to have sex on your mind 24/7 I even dream about sex and be a virgin. Add to the fact that I only want sex from girls and not a relationship that's strike 3 against me. Fuck I used to watch porn everyday since the girls in high school were so messed up I had to do it in order to feel normal at school. Now I quit porn and it's worse now. Call me an incel go ahead but technically all of us guys are incels.
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1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think you’re either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. I’m gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
I am not looking for attention from you, it appears that you have anger issues. Please, let us resolve your issues. You are not alone.
Try watching this and we can move forwards
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
I have anger issues? Hahahahahaha and what gave you that impression?
You’re the one basically stalking me and begging for more attention by constantly linking to other threads.
Now I know why your pathetic ass was dropped as a moderator, if this is how you behave on a daily basis you’ve genuinely got problems bro.
Not even insulting you or making fun. You have problems. I don’t know if you were bullied, sexually abused or some shit but you’re not normal. You don’t act normal, speak normal or even hold your argument together like a normal person.
You resort to childish behavior, stalking, name calling and attention seeking in order to justify that sad little hole in your life, you probably do this because every day you know you’re going no where in life :)
I can see why you behave like an undiagnosed mental patient or like an Autistic child being let onto the internet without supervision.....
If you’re this desperate for a friend, your family must actually despise you LOOOOOL if my wife in the future had to carry around a baby for 9 months to have it end up as ultimately pathetic and useless as you.....I’d probably kill the baby with my bare hands.....
Now like I said, if you wish to continue you can comment your mothers phone number and I’ll speak to her about hourly payments. Maybe then you’ll be worth somebodies time.
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
¿necesitas ayuda?
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Oh hey the stalker is back! 😂😂😂😂
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
No soy un acosador, tienes problemas que deben resolverse. Creo que llamas acosadores a personas porque acechas a las personas tú mismo.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Awh little stalker wants attention, don’t worry bro. I already passed your I.P. to your local Police Precinct 😘
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
Oh no the cyber police are coming to arrest me...oh wait, you dont even have my IP and IPs are inaccurate as fuck in the first place and can be changed by a simple router reboot.
Spanish ppl are so dumb lmao
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
‘I.P’s are inaccurate as fuck’
Which is why nearly EVERY government in the world tracks people using them. It’s why the internet providers give you them so they can specifically track your router....you’re genuinely a fucking idiot and you have no idea how technology works 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
https://www.quora.com/How-accurate-can-we-track-location-using-an-IP-address
A simple search disproves this, you dont even have my IP. Are u gonna send some bad hombres from spain for me 😂
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
You’re using quora as your basis for your evidence?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s like me asking for advice on computers from a fucking ancient tribesman 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
I can’t breath 😂😂😂😂 you actually used fucking QUORA as your point of reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
Quora is legitimate and its users usually have iq's like:
155.
None of the first six replies are answers to the question. Quora is about answers, not being like politicians on Sunday morning TV talk shows who ignore the question and give a little speech. At least make a guess.
My estimate is 155, based primarily on his earlier aptitude tests, his ability to read and apply technical information, and his ability to use numbers to make process changes unique in the history of a complicated industry.
I think I am more qualified to make this estimate than average because I studied Elon Musk specifically to guess his IQ and have successfully guessed how he would think in some areas. In NLP terms, this is called modeling his strategies.
My estimate of his IQ would be higher, but I spoke to Elon face to face about some things that were very crucial to achievement of his larger goals, and was stunned to see he had not considered the implications. Some of these were bullets dodged, things that authentic journalists should have asked and, if Musk's answers had been printed, would have led to scientific criticism.
155 is still high, and I imagine it's far higher than the IQ of most billionaires. I know 18 billionaires, and Musk gets a higher estimated IQ than any of them.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Lol you apparently know billionaires yet you spend your time on reddit pretending to be youtubers just to get attention.
What a sad, pathetic life you have.
I’m genuinely sorry for you my friend.
I hope you seek the mental help you so clearly need.
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
"I want to FUCKING SNAP A BABIES NECK!" - You said this
I need mental help? LMAO
1 [deleted] 2018-07-01
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1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Do you ever feel angry? Are you paralyzed by your anger? Do you feel yourself with butterflies in your stomach a lot? You get headaches? Are you really frustrated? Do you ever get to the point where you gonna blow up? And you are afraid that if you blow up, you're gonna blow away all your friends and all your co-workers? Chances are. All of this behaviour is a symptom of the fact that you're not expressing your anger. We can certainly express our anger, if we handle our anger assertivley.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Everyone gets angry. It’s natural. However YOU were on the brink of crying like a little bitch ass faggot earlier 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You were saying shit like ‘I despise your existence I want you to stop breathing! I want your family dead too!’
You were about to cry you little faggot 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Didnt you just say that you would snap a babies neck? wtf is wrong with you man?
You should try meditation and exercise.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Oh I would. But if you were able to read, you’d see I specifically said. IF THE BABY WAS YOU. It’s funny how you have selective reading and selective memory too.
A monkey can read and repeat better than you can 😂😂😂😂😂
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
If only I had offered helpful advice instead of "helpful advice"!
Wait. Wait, I did. Meditation and exercise can both be very helpful to those who feel angry frequently, and are often recommended by therapists (as well as, ya know, finding the root of your anger and dealing with it, but I'm not a therapist, so I'm not even remotely qualified to take a stab at that, and many people who might balk at therapy might still consider meditation or exercise).
It's almost like I was trying to be helpful, as in legitimately helpful, with decent advice, and here you are just posting a comic while not actually contributing anything of value to the person saying they're angry all the time.
Very rarely do I get the urge to say "go fuck yourself", but when I offer advice that I've seen work for friends who had anger issues, and some Marlon Rando comes by and posts a comic that amounts to "your advice is insensitive and also not useful at all" while doing nothing at all to attempt to help the person who is suffering, that urge, just... ooh, it shows up.
I'm going to indulge myself here, because I generally try to make a habit of not swearing at internet assholes, and so I ration those out...
Go fuck yourself.
...
Man, that felt good.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
‘I was trying to be helpful’
Which is why you were wishing death on me and my family earlier you inbred fuck 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
‘Man that felt good’
Awh did the 10 year old enjoying swearing on the internet? Awh good for you buddy 😘 you’re a big boy now! Using big boy words!
The only problem is......
you’re still a retard.
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m genuinely fucking crying/laughing at how triggered you’re getting 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
And you say I have anger issues?
‘I want to watch the life fade from yours’ 😂😂😂😂
Who the fuck do you think you are? Voldemort? 😂😂😂
You’re the equivalent of a mentally impaired child who gets angry at the other kids and is too retarded to say anything of value 😂😂😂
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Fuck I hurt ur feelings, are u ok?
Seriously, I'm not kidding around here. The following are resources for places everywhere in the world. Also check out /r/suicidewatch.
United States
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.
(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)
Online Chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx
Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741
Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA
EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here
Australia
13 11 14
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat
Austria
142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at
Belgium
02 649 95 55
Brasil
141
Canada
Canada-wide adult hotlines list. Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.
Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868
Deutschland
http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/
Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222
Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php
Denmark
70 20 12 01
www.livslinien.dk
www.Skrivdet.dk
France
01 40 09 15 22
Greece
1018 or 801 801 99 99
Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/
Iceland
1717
India
91-44-2464005 0
022-27546669
Iran
1480 6am to 9pm everyday
Ireland
ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90
ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91
Israel
1201
Italia
800 86 00 22
Malta
179
Japan
03-3264-4343
3 5286 9090
Korea
LifeLine 1588-9191
Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199
http://www.lifeline.or.kr/
Mexico
Saptel 01-800-472-7835
Netherlands
0900 1130113
www.113online.nl
New Zealand
0800 543 354 Outside Auckland
09 5222 999 Inside Auckland
Norway
Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/
Osterreich/Austria
116 123
Romania
116 123 (Potentially not valid, more info here)
Serbia
0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393
Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]
South Africa
LifeLine 0861 322 322
Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567
Spain
http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/
Suomi/Finland
010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends
112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times
Sverige/Sweden
020 22 00 60
Switzerland
143
UK
Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)
Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
Text: 07725909090
Email: [email protected]
Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:
Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/
ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:
Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx
Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx
Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php
Uruguay
Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)
(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)
Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Not even gonna say anything.
just gonna leave this for you
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
well considering my vast knowledge on this subject, im gonna have to go with fuck you you dumbass neanderthal, dont you ever get into an argument with me again. i could tell the entire time that you had absolutely no idea what you were saying the entire time. why on gods green goddamn earth would you argue with me about that. i didnt even know that it was you i thought it was some dumbass random so i was trying to be polite by not just coming out and telling you directly that you're fucking dumb and that the "arguments" that you made make no sense and couldnt even be considered an argument in the first place. not only were they misinformed but they confused me because they had nothing to do with what i had said, or had been talking about. thanks for doing this to me for literally no reason at all
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
You may want to fix the grammar on that paragraph you retard. Literally no one apart from you can understand what the fuck you are saying you retard.....
1 Runecraft_TM 2018-07-01
Can you not understand what he is saying because it is not in spanish lol?
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
No because he has the grammatical structure of a blind guy 😂🤣
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Are you salty because spain lost to russia?
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Oh my god 😂🤣 you realize you two are the punchline of a joke right now? 😂😂🤣🤣
You guys are seriously fucking stalkers man 😂 creating accounts on people, pretending to be them.
Even if it’s for a joke....it’s a shitty joke....only you two laughed. Everyone else in the world thinks you guys are retarded, and they ain’t wrong 😂😂😂
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
No, not really.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8v9l5b/idiot_eats_copypasta_12_times/e1llvz9/
You stated that you had the other guys IP and that you wanted to kill a baby, and you call US stalkers? LMAO
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
👏🔥😂
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
Lol
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
Lol, gg scumcel
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
LMFAO holy shit!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
Milo IRL 😂
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
Try deleting your acc... Oh wait! Lol
1 voodoo_onion 2018-07-01
You shouldn't pick on mexicans. They don't understand.
1 hexane360 2018-07-01
Are your comments making you laugh? Cause if you even had a shred of knowledge about Internet culture, etiquette or just memes in general.
You’d know you’re just an embarrassment to yourself right now
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
You really don't realize how long the internet culture has been brewing. You think memes are just something that you can just force? You are the reason the Internet has died. You think memes are just to be laughed at, then thrown away? No you fucking asshat. Memes are an art form. Let me tell you something, loud and clear:
WHEN A MEME IS OVER USED, IT DIES
"Ha" you're probably thinking "This kid's a dumbass" Haha, no. I've been on the Internet for almost six years now, I know what it's about. Let's just say If the internet is a form of magic, I'm a magician. But I'm getting off topic. Overall, fuck all of you, I wish meme hell existed, because if it did, you'd all be burning in it.
1 Sundown_Emperor 2018-07-01
I just commented on one of his posts and he immediately verbally assaults me, strange guy.
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
I have made him paranoid, call him spanish it pisses him off
1 Sundown_Emperor 2018-07-01
Thanks for the offer but I am not really bothered to argue on the internet as it is quite pointless.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
isn’t it fun how you have a whole sub reddit devoted to hating on you. 👍🏻
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
1 post, your life is so sad considering its devoted to me lol
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Says the guy who creates new accounts just so he can create the illusion of having some support
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
I didn't make any accounts though -.- that was Runecraft lol
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Except you did, and there’s literal proof of it on the sub reddit....
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
What proof is there?
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Oh you’ll be in for a treat when the moderators release the full Sub Reddit on it 😉
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Yeah that is what you say when there is no real proof, because you said that you had runecrafts ip address and reported him to the police (fucking lol), but when you was asked to provide it, you could not.
Fuck out of here back to spain with your dumb shit.
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Expect I NEVER once said I reported him to the police so congrats on lying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I even told you that was joke and laughed at you for believing in it 😂😂😂
You’re so desperate to try make yourself look intelligible
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
"Awh little stalker wants attention, don’t worry bro. I already passed your I.P. to your local Police Precinct 😘"
"I was only pretending to be retarded" - You
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Ahhh there you go! So you do have selective memory! Thanks for proving my point dumbass!
You only remember shit correctly and bring it up when it serves you....
You’re the dumbest motherfucker on the planet 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Smh gtfoh 😂😂😂
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
Your life is cringe, I was trolling originally but now this makes me feel sad for you
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
‘Your life is cringe’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you a 13 year old white girl who likes Logan Paul? 😂
You have the authoritative presence of wet finger 😂😂
Let’s see how long it takes you to figure out the meaning of that.....
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
You have the authoritative presence of wet finger 😂😂
Ah said in the mirror I see ;)
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Ask your mommy what it means. I doubt you’re old enough to have naturally found out what it means.....
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
I would love to stay and argue with you Spanish guy but you are pretty cringe imo
1 EPiiCxHD 2018-07-01
Aw would your mommy not tell you? Maybe when you’re 18 champ....
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
how do you know so many pastas?
1 OutrageousPhrase 2018-07-01
We spend alot of time trolling, most of our pastas are stored on our main accounts subs
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-07-01
[https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1u365i/reddit_what_are_some_views_held_by_the_majority/cee1i0p/?context=9]9https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1u365i/reddit_what_are_some_views_held_by_the_majority/cee1i0p/?context=9)
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-07-01
https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1u365i/reddit_what_are_some_views_held_by_the_majority/cee1i0p/?context=9
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