Prairielander Canadians are the actual nice Canadians.
The British Columbians and Ontario leafs make up all the losers who espout “sorry XD” and are generally the worst people in the hemisphere; they gotta go.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Felines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Canine, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in glare warfare and I’m the top scratcher in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the neighborhood and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my furry paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meow Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I think it's all neckbeards, in this case, sour grapes and jealousy that hot women get a lot of sexual attention. Have you ever seen the media most women consume, like beauty or fashion magazines? It's all hot women. I mean, if you want to think that a sizable portion of /r/pics audience is stereotypical, middle-aged, spinster cat ladies, you do you I guess.
the ones who visit reddit are of the feminist variety. Normal femoids want to be feminine and girly. Reddit roasties are younger and reject gender roles because they think that's the source of their problems. But they're still vapid and naive. I say this because I pay attention to usernames and writing styles.
It's a bit like the difference between chad, proud shemales and virgin, depressed internet traps.
Ok, then after all your careful analysis, you shouldn't have a problem linking me to the account of 1/2 dozen gender critical or twox women who are raging a hot woman got upvoted in a default sub?
Yeah, I agree with you. I'm not saying that women on Reddit don't get pissed about objectification. I'm talking about the linked Post, with the chick in the Canada bikini. Most of the people chimping out about hot women getting upvoted in defaults are the same crew that post this:
It's facebook-tier soyboys and femoids (they make a big chunk of default subs). One has a "sour grapes" reaction the other is just jealous
Yeah, I know I have a tendency to ramble, but this was what I was responding to. I agree that women complain too, but for different reasons. I don't know how all the OMG objectification crowd haven't noticed that a hot guy on a default gets tons of comments from women and men too. People just like talking about hot people.
Yeah, you're probably right. I've just seen posts by guys who were super jacked or had a great beard or something and lots of men comment on his appearance too, albeit not in a sexual way. Like, I saw a pic of a guy with big arms holding his puppy and people were saying they'd choose to pet his arms over the puppy. That's what I mean when I say people like to talk about attractive people. Now, the big difference is that no one was pissed at the guy for showing his arms or pissed at other people for upvoting him. Also, you get stuff like someone posting themselves graduating from medical school and people focus on her tits or legs. But, you're right, it's probably because Reddit is mostly young, straight men.
Threadly reminder than Canada's women and hockey players are going to have to prostitute themselves to Americans after their already weak economy is destroyed by the trade war. You're going to be living like pre-WW2 Germans, except that you never had any culture to begin with and won't have the necessary testosterone to take your country back until 3-4 generations of American breeding.
And you mayo-skin fucks deserve every bit of it for your annoying contributions to American political conversation.
To be fair, if you post bikini selfies on Reddit you have turned yourself into a "mindless object designed to look as appealing as possible to sweaty neckbeards" voluntarily.
/u/DarqWolff lolcow infamy aside, why do you continue to use reddit with the same account? Does it not get tiring having retards (including myself) follow you around?
It did get tiring, but then the tiredness wore off and it got fun again, and now it's taking much, much longer to get tiring because I developed #endurance of crazy proportions.
more like you clung to the fame of being a famous internet retard because your real life lacks any kind of fulfillment or accomplishment. every time someone pastes one of your own pastas at you, it must fill you with a momentary burst of dopamine.
but i wonder, after that boost fades, do you hang your head a little, and feel ashamed? after all, you're a laughing stock to these people. reddit, a place full of neckbeards, incels, radfem terf roasties are other societal rejects, and YOU are a laughing stock amongst them for your insane speg outs.
but i wonder, after that boost fades, do you hang your head a little, and feel ashamed?
You wonder that because you're retarded and your whole perception is so laughably off.
are you self aware enough to feel shame?
Of course. I'm also self-aware enough to know among the list of valid causes for shame, being laughed at by a medium-sized group of retards on the internet is not one.
it's not that you should be "afraid" (and nowhere did i even use that term), it's that if you were self aware, you'd realise that YOU are more retarded than this website full of retards, since you're a literal fucking meme on this site.
but either way, you have answered my question, you indeed lack the self awareness to realise how pathetic you are.
my mother didn't hug me enough and my dad's favorite development tool was the belt, now i take it out on internet strangers till i get wife, who i can then take out all my rage on in the safety of my own home.
If this really represented Canada, she'd be pouring maple syrup all over herself and forcing two chained up First Nation pretty boy-toys to lick it off her.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-01
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1 KillAllCentrists 2018-07-01
Day of the Rake as soon as possible, please.
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
We leave Manitoba, because its roughly in the centre.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-01
I thought Manitoba was left because everybody forgot about it
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
A real radical centrist never forgets
1 FirearmThrowaway 2018-07-01
No, all of Canada has to go, they serve mayonnaise with fries. The mayocide must be complete.
1 Pewkie 2018-07-01
Winnipeg is the slurpee capitol of the world. Manitoba gets to stay.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-07-01
Also they have good fishing.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-07-01
Prairielander Canadians are the actual nice Canadians.
The British Columbians and Ontario leafs make up all the losers who espout “sorry XD” and are generally the worst people in the hemisphere; they gotta go.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-07-01
That's really more a Montreal thing. Those froggies have no shame
1 Matthew94 2018-07-01
Mayonnaise is the best condiment.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
Get out
1 aiyooooo 2018-07-01
Isn't mayonnaise with fries a Dutch thing?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-01
What better place to rake the leaves into a pile.
P.S. it's spelled "center"
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-07-01
Why would they save the ass crack of canada?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-07-01
Nice fucking try, leaf
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
Jokes on you I’m a britbong
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-07-01
u/fajardo99, you do realize that women aren't "people", but the niggers of gendet.
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-01
We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
https://i.imgur.com/ME4Vosc.png
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-01
WOMEN = 🤢🤢🤢
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
are you gonna use this quote? pretty pls!! <3
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-01
1 GreatTelephone 2018-07-01
put me on the screencap
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
More importantly, what the fuck is her tatoo supposed to be ?
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
It says respect on it.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
Mmmh. It's plausible.
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
Why do you think I titled it that way?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Felines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Canine, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in glare warfare and I’m the top scratcher in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the neighborhood and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my furry paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meow Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
a dog would never use a decade old dead copypasta, truly man's
greatest allybest friend1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
Doggicide now. The dogs must be driven at sea.
1 LickMyElbowItsACOCK 2018-07-01
Respect above her pussy.
Respect pussy.
Bow down to pussy, the end goal of women. Incels were right.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
Are you okay famalam ?
1 LickMyElbowItsACOCK 2018-07-01
Why respect pussy when you can play with degenerate bussy.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
This, but caring about gussy sound pretty fucking straight to me.
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-07-01
Caring bout something that caters exclusively to males? That's 100% homo.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-07-01
☝️🙄👎
1 AHAPPYMERCHANT 2018-07-01
The prophecies were true.
1 freet0 2018-07-01
I'd worship that body god damn
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-01
Me Shill's other alt
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-01
the only acceptable tatoo in that position
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-01
I had a friend who had a tattothat could loosely translated to "the most important part" with an arrow like that.
It was pretty trashy, but at same times pretty hot.
1 SageKnows 2018-07-01
It means above the pussy you have to respect, but bellow, you can go downtown like Mr Cornito Sanches during Mexican Revolution
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-07-01
It means you need to RESPECT wamen
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-07-01
Meh..trashy more than anything...but yeah, they do sound like twats.
1 d-amazo 2018-07-01
people are real mad in general in that whole thread just because a hot girl was upvoted.
a really hot girl. damn.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-01
She's alright. I wouldn't say no if I was bored enough at least.
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-07-01
>gussy
OUT OUT OUT
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-01
> bored
> buddy unavailable
1 22333444455555666666 2018-07-01
if youre gay and you cant find a decent booty call in under a few hours theres something gravely wrong with u
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
Yeah alright mate, forgot you were Don Johnson
1 191132 2018-07-01
It's facebook-tier soyboys and femoids (they make a big chunk of default subs). One has a "sour grapes" reaction the other is just jealous
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
I think it's all neckbeards, in this case, sour grapes and jealousy that hot women get a lot of sexual attention. Have you ever seen the media most women consume, like beauty or fashion magazines? It's all hot women. I mean, if you want to think that a sizable portion of /r/pics audience is stereotypical, middle-aged, spinster cat ladies, you do you I guess.
1 191132 2018-07-01
the ones who visit reddit are of the feminist variety. Normal femoids want to be feminine and girly. Reddit roasties are younger and reject gender roles because they think that's the source of their problems. But they're still vapid and naive. I say this because I pay attention to usernames and writing styles.
It's a bit like the difference between chad, proud shemales and virgin, depressed internet traps.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Ok, then after all your careful analysis, you shouldn't have a problem linking me to the account of 1/2 dozen gender critical or twox women who are raging a hot woman got upvoted in a default sub?
1 191132 2018-07-01
yes now you understand what I mean
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Yes, I'll understand when you can show me the links.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-07-01
imagine actually thinking that annoying cunts on reddit crying about objectification isn't something that happens
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Who is saying that?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-07-01
u
1 shallowm 2018-07-01
a
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Yeah, I agree with you. I'm not saying that women on Reddit don't get pissed about objectification. I'm talking about the linked Post, with the chick in the Canada bikini. Most of the people chimping out about hot women getting upvoted in defaults are the same crew that post this:
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/07/16/different-ways-of-taking-pictures-of-objects-by-men-and-women/
all the time. It's not resentful legbeards jealous of a hot chick.
1 shallowm 2018-07-01
a
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Yeah, I know I have a tendency to ramble, but this was what I was responding to. I agree that women complain too, but for different reasons. I don't know how all the OMG objectification crowd haven't noticed that a hot guy on a default gets tons of comments from women and men too. People just like talking about hot people.
1 shallowm 2018-07-01
a
1 parameciidae 2018-07-01
Yeah, you're probably right. I've just seen posts by guys who were super jacked or had a great beard or something and lots of men comment on his appearance too, albeit not in a sexual way. Like, I saw a pic of a guy with big arms holding his puppy and people were saying they'd choose to pet his arms over the puppy. That's what I mean when I say people like to talk about attractive people. Now, the big difference is that no one was pissed at the guy for showing his arms or pissed at other people for upvoting him. Also, you get stuff like someone posting themselves graduating from medical school and people focus on her tits or legs. But, you're right, it's probably because Reddit is mostly young, straight men.
1 bjt23 2018-07-01
So Elliot, how's the manifesto coming? Will it be ready in time for your big day when you teach us all a lesson?
1 191132 2018-07-01
you normies don't have the attention span to read one
1 bjt23 2018-07-01
Well you got me there. Would you consider a 140 character manifesto consisting entirely of emojis? I could read that.
1 191132 2018-07-01
I'm not a phoneposter.
1 bjt23 2018-07-01
That's ok they have emojis for desktop now!
1 NeilDegrassiIronMike 2018-07-01
If any girl visits Reddit she an auto nobody and probably believes her opinion matters lol you get retards from many camps when this is the criteria
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-01
it's either this or poutine for Canada day on the quality subreddit /r/pics, or a girl in a bikini eating poutine.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-07-01
9/10 body, but her face is like selena gomez with downs syndrome.
1 dramasexual 2018-07-01
Right? That's my primary takeaway here. I can see why she's showing it off.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-07-01
Ew no
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-07-01
> If you tattoo 'respect' above your genitals regardless of gender becoming a mindless object will be a step up for you.
Perhaps it said "My Authority" under it and was ironic.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2018-07-01
/u/fakardo99, you’re a Puerto Rican pervert, aren’t you?
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-07-01
In Canada you have too take pics of you in you bikini inside.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-01
You must be french Canadian
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-01
Threadly reminder than Canada's women and hockey players are going to have to prostitute themselves to Americans after their already weak economy is destroyed by the trade war. You're going to be living like pre-WW2 Germans, except that you never had any culture to begin with and won't have the necessary testosterone to take your country back until 3-4 generations of American breeding.
And you mayo-skin fucks deserve every bit of it for your annoying contributions to American political conversation.
1 Destirigon 2018-07-01
To be fair, if you post bikini selfies on Reddit you have turned yourself into a "mindless object designed to look as appealing as possible to sweaty neckbeards" voluntarily.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
but women need to be saved from their own internalized misogyny.
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-07-01
Does this mean you don’t want my nudes?
1 SamWhite 2018-07-01
I don't think the post was made by her, it's just some random pic.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-01
nah
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-01
Yeah, it's 3D number one
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-01
subjective, you might think so but I don't
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-01
No I meant the 3d is the first problem
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-01
yeah, 2D's way better overall
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-01
Ikr, she's literally 5/10
1 Stenwalden 2018-07-01
> perfect body
> no penis
1 EasySchmitty 2018-07-01
Dude Canada lmao
1 dramasexual 2018-07-01
Man, that is a super hot THOT tho.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-01
no lol
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-01
Wew lad.
1 shallowm 2018-07-01
🔫 step away from the gussy 🔫
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-07-01
🔫👮 Get your hands out of that gussy and where I can see them 🔫👮
1 lolwutermelon 2018-07-01
ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-01
IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
Kor-aaahhh, Maaahh-taaahhhh, Kor-aaahhhh, Rah-tah-maaaaaahhhhhh
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-01
>Not using the REAL lyics
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
It's ok, I still love what you did there. I actually laughed rather loudly at that like a tard
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-01
whats wrong with the meme arrow?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-01
Instead it's doing this
1 Al_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 DoktuhParadox 2018-07-01
/u/DarqWolff lolcow infamy aside, why do you continue to use reddit with the same account? Does it not get tiring having retards (including myself) follow you around?
1 DarqWolff 2018-07-01
It did get tiring, but then the tiredness wore off and it got fun again, and now it's taking much, much longer to get tiring because I developed #endurance of crazy proportions.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
more like you clung to the fame of being a famous internet retard because your real life lacks any kind of fulfillment or accomplishment. every time someone pastes one of your own pastas at you, it must fill you with a momentary burst of dopamine.
but i wonder, after that boost fades, do you hang your head a little, and feel ashamed? after all, you're a laughing stock to these people. reddit, a place full of neckbeards, incels, radfem terf roasties are other societal rejects, and YOU are a laughing stock amongst them for your insane speg outs.
are you self aware enough to feel shame?
1 DarqWolff 2018-07-01
You wonder that because you're retarded and your whole perception is so laughably off.
Of course. I'm also self-aware enough to know among the list of valid causes for shame, being laughed at by a medium-sized group of retards on the internet is not one.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
it's not that you should be "afraid" (and nowhere did i even use that term), it's that if you were self aware, you'd realise that YOU are more retarded than this website full of retards, since you're a literal fucking meme on this site.
but either way, you have answered my question, you indeed lack the self awareness to realise how pathetic you are.
1 froibo 2018-07-01
You are correct. But, being laughed at by the near entirety of the English speaking internet would give most people pause.
1 DarqWolff 2018-07-01
lmfao
1 froibo 2018-07-01
Yeah, I know.
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-01
Who hurt you?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
my mother didn't hug me enough and my dad's favorite development tool was the belt, now i take it out on internet strangers till i get wife, who i can then take out all my rage on in the safety of my own home.
1 Eelsofwood 2018-07-01
Speaking of fame he tried to sell the darqwolff account.
https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/37vale/mrw_i_try_to_sell_my_reddit_account_on_ebay_and/
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-01
lol holy fuck, guy is so delusional. he thinks someone wants to buy his account and LARP as the biggest retard on reddit?
1 Eelsofwood 2018-07-01
I mean i would have done it if i thought i could have achieved even 50% of his babybrain dementia in writing.
1 goubert 2018-07-01
/u/duness is Drama close enough for you?
1 fajardo99 2018-07-01
not again christ
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-01
dare you accuse /r/drama of reposting?
1 westofthetracks 2018-07-01
lmfao the picture isnt even oc, r/pics really is the worst fucking subreddit
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-01
What about r/funny ?
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-01
If there was a new perfume with the smell of Reddit's white knights and bcels it would be called, Desperation for
menlarge children.1 911roofer 2018-07-01
If this really represented Canada, she'd be pouring maple syrup all over herself and forcing two chained up First Nation pretty boy-toys to lick it off her.