Survey: What is your opinion about the way /r/Drama?
1 2018-07-01 by Etra
A. This subreddit has problems but I still like it.
B. This subreddit has problems that can solved by banning certain moderators and users.
C. This subreddit is irredeemable trash and I have my popcorn ready to see how much worse it can get before it’s banned.
D. I like this subreddit and don’t think it’s bad at all. I’d like to elaborate further but I need to visit my baby mama’s boyfriend in prison.
E. I’m a faggot and the entire reason the subreddit has gone to shit is because of me. Note: This option is reserved for you know who.
F. Please don’t disparage the only form of entertainment I have and insult the only group that has allowed to feel any sort of camaraderie.
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If you have answered A through C, you are a normal user only here for the drama. If you’ve chosen D through F, please consider overdosing on opiates. I assume it’s abundant and easily accessible in the communities you live in.
43 comments
1 brd4eva 2018-07-01
all problems can be solved by creating a 1/3 rule - for every two posts making fun of soyyisch bernie twinks, you must make one post making fun of drumpfster and vica versa
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
🐷🐽oink oink🐽🐷
1 Etra 2018-07-01
Hi. I’m high on approximately 5mg of Xanax and seriously contemplating adding in Adderall abd Modafinil. How about you? Don’t tell me you’re sober. That would be awful.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
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1 Etra 2018-07-01
Wtf is this?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
ifixedit^
don't play coy with me you snitch!
1 Etra 2018-07-01
Lol. I have Adderall for my ADHD, and my doctor is seriously contemplating trying out Desoxyn, also known as legal methamphetamine, to tread my ADHD. I have Xanax for my anxiety. Seroquel for my bipolar disorder. I have tumors in my brain and lungs, and irregularly sharped moles all over my body, but I’ve said fuck no to biopsies because I don’t give a fuck if I live or die. I’m just hoping they jack me up with opiates to make my ending pleasant.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
I like milk.
1 Etra 2018-07-01
🤔
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
👃 arf arf 👃
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Xanax and Adderall? Fuck that man
1 Etra 2018-07-01
I keep myself confined to my apartment and I use my games phone that isn’t connected to any billing information. It seems to work out pretty well with the parameters I set for myself.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
You're projecting buddy. I'm not a snowflake. In fact, I've been wrong plenty of times about plenty of things. I'm not a bad person. I tutor kids in 4h, I volunteer in habitat for humanity and I volunteer to help people in recovery from addiction. What do you do?
1 Etra 2018-07-01
That’s cool and all but I don’t see what that has to do with my comment.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Then by your own comment you’ve displayed how ultimately dumb you are.
Wanna stop talking to me?
Then how about block me, how about do anything other than continue to engage with me. Cause all you’ve continued to do, is show ultimately how petty and pathetic you are.
‘All I want in life is for yours to end’
😂😂😂😂 you literally sound like a fucking 10 year old child having a temper tantrum cause you got bullied online....
That entire paragraph you just wrote PERFECTLY summarizes how EVERYTHING I’ve been saying HAS GOTTEN TO YOU.
The fact is you know I’m right as well, otherwise you wouldn’t be getting this mad right now.
Like i said before you stupid little bitch, want me to stop embarrassing you?
WALK AWAY, STOP REPLYING OR BLOCK ME YOU DUMB FUCK.....
You sound like a 13 year old girl crying cause some other girls wrote mean shit about you on Twitter......
1 Etra 2018-07-01
Source for this pasta?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
The fact you’re focusing solely on copypastas prove you have failed at EVERY aspect of your argument. You wrote all that bullshit to make yourself seem intelligent and probably to make yourself feel that way too.
Well sadly, at the end of all this not only are you pathetic, you’re just sad. You’re sad because you simply could not sustain a single valid argument throughout the entirety of this and yet you genuinely believe you have been.
I’ve had several people messaging me as well that this ‘OutrageousPhrase’ account is just another bullshit dummy account for you to hide and bitch behind.
Well I’m not gonna continue to babysit for you, you clearly love the attention you’re family doesn’t give you so ultimately I just have resolved sympathy for you.
I hope you prosper and attempt to better yourself as well as your pathetic object you call a brain. You should also sign up for some speaking and listening classes, as well as reading and debating classes. You clearly have not been taught in any of them so I’ll leave to your own devices.
By all means claim ‘victory’ because what your definition of Victory is, is just feeling like you’ve accomplished anything, no matter how tiny, anything. Just so you can go a day longer without putting your head in a noose.
Anyways my dear friend, have a lovely day, try to not kill yourself!
1 Etra 2018-07-01
Please use copypasta that are actually relevant and not as stale as your love life.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
You're projecting buddy. I'm not a snowflake. In fact, I've been wrong plenty of times about plenty of things. I'm not a bad person. I tutor kids in 4h, I volunteer in habitat for humanity and I volunteer to help people in recovery from addiction. What do you do?
You say you have a moral high ground because I'm evil. Do you not see how you're painting with a mile wide brush or do you just not care?
Most conservatives don't want to kill anyone buddy. Just like how most normal people don't want to kill other people but the simple fact that you think politics are a matter of life and death is telling of your hysterical view of the world.
1 Etra 2018-07-01
There are approx 1,013,913 words in the human language but i could never string any of them together to explain how stupid you are.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
🆗
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-01
Xir is a proud Sardine, fuckthealtright, and politics poster.
In other words, as mentally deranged as our MDE friends.
1 Thefbiman 2018-07-01
I chose G
1 Etra 2018-07-01
You probably think you’re being clever by choosing an option that isn’t there. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you’re being more than just an poorly trolling faggot. Please explain your choice.
1 Thefbiman 2018-07-01
I’m mentally challenged
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-01
G - OP is gay.
1 Etra 2018-07-01
0/10 low effort. I’d imagine if you had been lost as a child, your parents would’ve expended a similar amount of effort to find you.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-01
More effort was needed in my post than your overrated tryhard shit.
1 ComedicTrans 2018-07-01
u/etra was this sub's original u/Ed_butteredtoast. Around the time Ed started posting all the time he stopped. They're either the same retard or etra just couldn't compete. He likes to pop in on occasion and disappoint everyone that he he hasn't killed himself yet.
1 Etra 2018-07-01
https://i.imgur.com/Emw9BqZ.jpg
1 ComedicTrans 2018-07-01
Is this supposed to be funny?
1 Etra 2018-07-01
If you’re going to try to use a copypasta, at least get it right:
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-01
You aren't exactly making a good case that you are not Ed.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
Remember this pasta when you got all spergy as always?
You jump from alt to alt when people start making fun of you more and more. That's pretty pathetic tbh. Cooking unironic pasta like this and telling everybody to kill themselves 😂😂😂😂
You're like 24/7 mad. And that's a good thing!
1 ComedicTrans 2018-07-01
I save my sperging exclusively for you. I'm not sure who's making fun of me, but catching shit on reddit has nothing to do with alternating accounts.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Btw that was classic pasta you cooked back in the day!
1 ComedicTrans 2018-07-01
I could make pasta with every comment, and every MDE poster on here could be an alt of mine, and it would still only be a fraction as pathetic as the amount of time you spend on this sub.
You define the expression "no life." Make it a reality.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
😴😴😴
1 ticktockwarrior 2018-07-01
literally every anti-TDS poster is one person to you, Ed. It's hilarious. Never stop.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
ok sweaty! 😄
you IRL: https://i.imgur.com/zKSsExY.jpg
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-01
/u/Etra is an embarrassing retard whose unfunny seriousposts were part of the cancer killing /r/drama.
1 cignoviteASSOCIATES 2018-07-01
E. Ironically.
G. I'm better than all of you faggy Marie Claire prolapsed assholes.
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-07-01
This reeks of lawlzposting.
*credit to u/masterlawlz for the term.
1 Dukkerz 2018-07-01
We really should start banning non centrists and make this sub a prosper centrist safe space. Think how good it would be for drama coin if we become the latestagecapitalism of the centre.
Joking aside I do worry a tiny bit that we're becoming slowly invaded by the same idiots that turned cringeanarchy into the hive of scum that it is now, alt right degenerates. At the moment these types are mostly mocked or ignored but it's only a matter of time before they're more accepted as a larger proportion of the user base thinks that extremists are welcome here.
OK that's my seriousposting for the day. Dude bussy lmao.