Ban sportsposting
9 2018-07-01 by Starship_Litterbox_C
Nobody cares about your inscrutable technojargon for teen boys and wife beating child rapists. It's worse than listening to women talk about politics and I'd rather read a Ben Shapiro book than browse another sports drama post trying to figure out shit like:
We gon figure this out.
Keep Zo, Kuz, Hart and BI
Fuck trading what we built what we scouted what we molded and let's build with FAs. If we gotta chase big guys next year.
It's not Magic's fault Kawhi cant speja for himself and the Spurs are trying to hold him hostage.
Its not Magic's fault PG is a flirtatious diva.
https://i.imgur.com/ZX9WoHC.gifv
Why not just link to drama on Russian image boards to make things a bit easier to understand?
Also, Luke Skywalker was the worst character in a major film franchise until TLJ redeemed him by making him interesting and somewhat human for once.
38 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-01
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 pvijay187 2018-07-01
You seem like you are a fan of esports
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
He's pushing hard up the middle lane! The lane is clogged but he blasts right through and uses Magic Missile to penetrate the enemy defenses! Over and over!
1 darth_tiffany 2018-07-01
Literally the only thing that makes me feel old is the fact that people give a fuck about
pimply 19-year-olds who literally need a house nanny to take care of them or they'll end up with scurvy from only eating Domino'sesports.1 pvijay187 2018-07-01
And Twitch? Why the fuck is shit like that so popular
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-01
Shut up nerd
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Sports nerds are nerds!!!
1 ComedicTrans 2018-07-01
Not convinced
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
It's the same thing!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-07-01
NNNNEERRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Sports nerds are nerds!!!
1 Mary-Celeste 2018-07-01
Shush 🤫
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Nice cherry, Mary 😏
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-07-01
Just because you throw a ball like a wimp doesn't mean the rest of us do.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Please don't imply there is a crossover between sports fans and athletes
1 Matthew94 2018-07-01
`ideal_male_body.txt
1 shitpersonality 2018-07-01
They probably have a similar daily caloric intake.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-07-01
Ben Sharpio. Is he the guy that was crying about liking Black panther made you racist against whites or aome shit?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Well even a broken clock is right twice a nigger.
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-01
A riot is the language of the unheard.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
So is a blowjob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 Matues49 2018-07-01
World would be a much better place if football-loving troglodytes were lobotomised en masse.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
👆👆👆
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
Do you honestly think you’re fucking funny
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-01
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Sports nerds are the easiest to offend
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
Right, I’ll tell you what you fat little cunt, you’re boring.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
The average sports fan
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
CRAWL BACK IN DIRTY DANK HOLE YOU CAME FROM
1 [deleted] 2018-07-01
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1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
If that’s your mum then yeah that’s the one
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
Where else would I be born from but mommy's dark hole?? Haha you don't even understand female biology, do you kid? 😏
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
I literally cannot even fathom what kind of sad, angry little 20 something year old sociopath you’d have to be to actually write something like that out and post it onto a public forum about something incredibly heart wrenching for fun and entertainment. Bless you.
1 TrueBlue98 2018-07-01
Bro..it’s a copypasta you absolute dork
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
You're projecting buddy. I'm not a snowflake. In fact, I've been wrong plenty of times about plenty of things. I'm not a bad person. I tutor kids in 4h, I volunteer in habitat for humanity and I volunteer to help people in recovery from addiction. What do you do?
You say you have a moral high ground because I'm evil. Do you not see how you're painting with a mile wide brush or do you just not care?
Most conservatives don't want to kill anyone buddy. Just like how most normal people don't want to kill other people but the simple fact that you think politics are a matter of life and death is telling of your hysterical view of the world.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-01
SPAIN FAN DETECTED.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-01
I am a fan of churros