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I was hoping against this but at least his ass is out of the Eastern Conference.

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https://i.imgur.com/p74jGXi.mp4

This is odd, George is staying with okc, spurs aren't going to give up Leonard without a big haul. I'm saying I'm shocked he's left the eastern conference for a team that as assembled probably isn't getting out of the first round.

True I'm just not sure why he didn't pull a Durant and do a 1 and 1

How long term could he possibly be thinking as a guy that big and explosive who is already 33?

This 4 years are probably going to be the last ones where he is the best player in the league.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/07/01/lebron-james-signs-massive-free-agent-deal-with-los-angeles-lakers.html

nervous mayos in this comments

who doesn’t

the race to see who gets to lose to golden state in the wcf just got a lot more interesting

And the race to find out in the East just got a long more boring.

So same as last year

😴😴😴

This is going to change so much. Warriors beat Celtics in 4

Real drama here is that he's teaming up with Lance Stephenson (and Javale McGee)

Gay