I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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/u/pizzashill, your reply?

A true quote about /u/pizzashill

😂😂😂😂😂.

Exactly. No girls allowed. 🙄🤭🤥🤫

:) ... 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Sounds like a proper piece of shit, mod him.

Shills not bad, but not mod material, he’s pro banning people that aren’t centrist or leftist. While I’m sympathetic to banning MDE, that’s srdine territory.

banning people that aren’t centrist

what is your fucking problem

He’s just playing top trumps at the mo. He’ll level out eventually.

If we have leftists and centrists, on average we’re leftist. We need to ban leftists and rightards

Ban centrists for maximum drama.

Ban everyone lol

Move to voat

While I’m sympathetic to banning MDE, that’s srdine territory.

I'm not. It will result in a critical Lolcow shortage. A good mod ensures that there is ample supply of autists getting pissed off at basic events. Banning MDE could result in a scarcity of cheap drama.

why was he even made a mod in the first place?

For laughs.

While I’m sympathetic to banning MDE, that’s srdine territory.

Is it though? I'm all for edgy "fuck the jews hang the niggers" memes, but shit like that spread too quickly (see; cringeanarchy).

We're all about the edge here, but edge attracts more rightards than leftards. So I'm ok with banning a couple of MDEfags to balance it out

Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others.

The culture here has stsyed the same for years through a bunch of polarizing events (gg, trump, etc.) it isnt going to change because of a couple retards. It actually used to be more edgy here when you could tell people to unironically off themselves but the admins put an end to that.

Need to mod toast again that caused an absurd amount of drama when it happened last time.

😴😴😴

Ed, luv it when you take a cat nap. Purrrrrrrrr

💤🐱 https://i.imgur.com/bEsb053.png 🐱💤

Too cute. I’m adopting you. Lol

😻😻😻

😘

🦄🌈💞 https://i.imgur.com/LPLTtIh.png 💞🌈🦄

Need to send post details now! 💗💗💗 :)

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Too cute😍

Is this how babies are made?????

You’re a useless retard, keep yourself safe dumbass.

You're a pussy faggot who uses a 39d old alt with -99 karma 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine being you! Ayyy

actually cares about anonymous reddit accounts and karma in current year

Get the gas, faggot.

You're just bitter because the same thing happened to you

One day, when you somehow manage to get a girlfriend, she will see your laptop open on /r/drama. Confused, she will wonder why her boyfriend named Cameryn or Hayden (or whatever faggy real name you have) goes by the moniker Ed_ButteredToast online. Then she will click your profile and read through it. She will see nothing but emojis, you bragging about making people eat the pasta ("what in the world is a copypasta?" she will ask herself), and at least a couple hundred posts that are nothing but "😴😴😴". She will slowly phase you out of her life and you will never know why. But we will know why, Ed. We will know.

literally ^ this

One day, when you somehow manage to get a girlfriend

So, never

How am I ever supposed to believe in democracy again after this?

please demod pimm next they don't deserve to be a mod whatsoever

no

Whatchu got against pimm, ticktock man?

they only became a mod because of sexual favors

Untrue. Mircy didn't mod him or even campaign for him to be modded.

fake news

Are you calling me a liar?

not a liar, merely misinformed. you're clearly on the lowest pecking order of /r/drama mods, just above the lolcow mods.

It would be fair to claim I'm a liar because I find it fun to lie. Which of the higher ranking mods told you pimm got in on bussy merit alone, though?

nobody told me, it's just the most logical conclusion. you were clearly lied to to cover up the truth. that's right. it's an /r/drama conspiracy.

You've convinced me. Let's keep this between ourselves. They are always watching 👀

WWG1WGA

pecking order

/r/drama mods

😂😂😂

You're really making a solid case to stay away from the drama discord.

do stay away

Are you the mods' personal pet autist or something?

Nah, I'm the one pointing out mdegenerate scum

Ah, so you're the tryhard retard they keep around. Neat.

You seem upset? Why is that?

He got Shanghaid under my notice

We've been dating a year why would I wait til now to do it

lol u date a redditor

I destroy that bussy

Who got batarang's sexual favors? She was a mod long before circo. I think you have it backwards.

Oh shit, you're right. Forgive me /r/drama gods for i have failed you.

ah, you went the ironic route

Is the discord this autistic? This feels like highschool ffs

Ha !

Wait, how come he didn't ban me? You're neglecting me Papa John!

Roasties prevail again

/u/pizzashill goes on a shooting spree in less than 10 days, bet me

How about this: You suck my dick, Broseidon.

How about this: Serve the dinosaurs, Brosama Bin Laden

How about this broseph: Suck my dick and we'll call it even.

Wow not nice. The dino council won't take this lightly

How about this Barack Brobama: Serve the dinosaurs 🦖 and we’ll call it even.

How about this amigo: You suck my dick and I won't exterminate your dinos.

The only thing that was exterminated was your mod status

OH NO PLEASE I'M NOT A MOD OF /R/SHITRAMA anymore whatever will I do.

Fking bitch lmao.

Idk you could serve the dinosaurs 🦖 instead

NIGGA PLS. You're played out.

no u

That's what I thought bitch. Stay frosty nigga.

Nah you a bitchosaurus

Stay frosty nigga you ain't got what it takes to rumble with me faggot.

Horses go to glue factory lol not dinosaurs 🦖

NIGGA PLS I'LL PUT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FLOCK IN THE GLUE FACTORY.

Lol Spinosaurus didn’t have a flock. You don’t know shit about dinosaurs 🦖 apparently, pizzashill. Don’t worry, I can teach you about them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHwu0uut3k

/u/Cdace's dinosaur shtick is more interesting than ur I hate everyone shtick, at least he's unique

You're entitled to your own opinions you beta bitch virgin.

What will you do when authorities find all the child porn on your computer?

Nothing because it'll never happen because i'm not a pedo.

Nothing because it'll never happen because i'm not a pedo.

Doubt

Ok.

Have you accepted the fact that Trump is a better 0erson than you?

Pizza be nice to Dinos 😡😡😡

Aren't you the one that wrote a multi paragraph acceptance speech of how happy you were?

That's called satire my man. Take the giant cock out of your mouth (unless you wanna swallow) and face reality.

Next you'll say I was only pretending to be retarded

NIGGA IM ZOOTED. you come at me you better be ready to dance.

Iwasonlypretending.jpg

Wow, I was loving this thread but you had to get all sad.

What were you satirizing?

Think.

So you were satirizing Nazis?

Jesus Christ.

You were satirizing Christians!

Someone is trying really hard to let everyone know how much they don't care.

Oh wow someone trying to avoid swallowing.

Did you come up with all these dick jokes yourself? I'm glad you finally graduated to middle school insults, maybe by the time you hit the nursing home you'll find an original way to put someone down besides the smell.

Oh wow big guy wants to pretends he doesn't like sucking cock like the rest of us.

I'm fine with you loving cock more than me.

Nigga plsease you love cock.

Can't spell, projects love of penis on others, outspoken feminist, you really are the worst.

Nigga please you love cock.

Well ok we've fixed the spelling, next.

Oh wow looks like you think I give a shit what you think.

Well seeing as how many of my comments you've replied to, I'm going to go with you do, you definitely do, and you really do.

Nigga please.

Aren't you the one that pretended to make a manifesto?

And constantly arguing about political faggotry?

Are you trying to tsundere your way back to being a mod?

I don't think it works if almost everyone here has that specific fetish and are therefore immune to your feminine wiles.

REKT

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

Donald Trump Milo Yiannopoulos Sam Hyde

Who would you fuck, marry, and kill?

Oh, fuck, he called you broseidon and said the dick word, you gonna let him play you like that?

Pizzaboi, what will you do now that you're not modding an internet forum while big orange man is sucking you every day?

He likes to ban people saying they have an agenda.... Thus employing his own agenda.

I've never broken a campaign promise

That's super lame. A real mod would break every campaign promise he makes. If I'm made mod, I will break every promise I make

You would never be voted in if this was an election though

Window AC units are an entirely different story, however

Who are you?

Darqwolf is one of the original lolcows. You're probably seen his copypasta spammed before.

I know, dad :)

Are you the real DarqWolf?

Will the real DarqWolf please stand up

you're pedo, it's way worse imo

Reminder: I've never broken a campaign promise been attracted to a girl over the age of 14

So how is Stark Industries coming along? And when can we expect to see Kirby be played by everyone?

/u/DarqWolff is busy grooming children

Can I be his replacement?

Mod me instead. I will legalise Loli hentai.

Who's ZombiUnicorn Unironically

She was one of the Bullyhunters streamer celebs.

I can always rely on you KK to have the knowledge part of the battle

is this because he was acting like he was pulling roasties in the retard mommy thread.

we all know the only water on his dick comes from the sweat on his balls.

mod me, I will literally never even open any mod tools

Can I get an eli5?

Retards are screeching. One of em screeched too loudly. Other retards kicked him out of special ed.

If you make me a mod, I promise to tell anyone who complains about anything to fuck off.

Congrats, death to that commie swine

I didn't even realize that woman hater was a mod. I mean he's def autistic but I don't want to stereotype a group of people based on one incel.