I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Did you know? Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.
I'm telling you now, you do come up to me in the street in about a week and say some shit like that and threaten me, I will shoot you. It's within my rights
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-03
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 SeattleDram 2018-07-03
Seattle, trans, 'service dog', pitbull, 'rainbow faggot', victimhood, birkenstocks, lisa frank, homeless, taser, gun
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1 table_it_bot 2018-07-03
1 LambOfCod 2018-07-03
This reads like either an arcane ritual to summon an obnoxiously progressive captain planet or a set of code words that allows you to nut on command.
1 911roofer 2018-07-03
Captain Planet is already obnoxiously progressive.
1 redditisgay6969 2018-07-03
https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/8vh6vw/seattle_reddit_community_open_chat_monday_july_02/e1pxdek/?context=3
hes tough as fuck
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
r/titlegore
1 jasos-2005 2018-07-03
But it's a quote...
1 cat--facts 2018-07-03
Did you know? Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.
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1 911roofer 2018-07-03
what?
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-07-03
The Birkenstocks alone merit a beatdown by any decent person.
1 TryingMyBestOK 2018-07-03
"I parked my Harley". God bless this poor lost souk
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-03
I love watching people have their first interaction with real poor people and the inevitable fallout that occurs afterwards.
1 chickenfun1 2018-07-03
I lived in Belltown in '99.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-03
Rad, dude.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-03
Don't fuck with this faggot
1 chickenfun1 2018-07-03
Pretty much what I would advise.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-03
Lol, do it, you won't, no balls
1 chickenfun1 2018-07-03
Are you Yoda?
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-03
Big if true
1 chickenfun1 2018-07-03
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-03
Imagine being so lame, you do what u/chickenfun1 did and spend 300 on hair dye
1 chickenfun1 2018-07-03
Imagine that! Wow!
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-03
Imagine being so lame, you do what u/chickenfun1 did and spend 300 on hair dye
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-03
Fake and extra, extra, extra gay.
1 Roughed_Grouse 2018-07-03
I'm most annoyed that the hair isn't even a rainbow. It doesn't even follow ROYGBIV.