Spreadsheet game drama.

7  2018-07-03 by pitterpatterwater

7 comments

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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can you explain whats going on for someone who knows absolutely nothing about eve or what anyone there is talking about>

I'm in the same boat as you.

looks like some worthless lowsec fagboats are crying about getting their citadel by us (goonswarm). i mean they lost like 23 billion isk (which is a lot for a pubbie lowsec corp but not really that much for goons or anyone else in nullsec -- i think my account has like half that much and i haven't played in years, nor was i ever very good).

tl;dr = losing at vidya? go cry on reddit!

can you explain whats going on for someone who knows absolutely nothing about eve or what anyone here is talking about?

ok so the map of Eve (and btw anyone who says "New Eden" should be shot since that's really damn lame even though it's the fluff name of the map) has like 6500 systems or something. these all have security levels, ranging from 1.0, which means if you do anything bad, robot magic space police swarm in and kill you, to 0.0 which is no security at all, so free for all. Low security space they don't really come in like that but it's still kinda gay there. Nullsec, 0.0 space, is where all the big player empires (and fun!) are located. it's also super lethal if you're not in a big corp/alliance and don't know what you're doing.

goonswarm federation / imperium / whatever Mittani wants to call it this week, is the biggest player alliance in the game. we basically slaughter everyone (and get slaughtered ourselves quite often, which is just as much fun). we're the bad guys aka we fuck shit up, usually drunk, and have spies and do mean things to worthless pubbies (pubbie = public corps, the default shit corporations (guilds) that you get in high sec vs actual nullsec empires though we pretty much consider everyone not us to be worthless pubbies anyway). everybody hates us, since we're the Big Bad of the game at this point. shit is hilarious yo.

so in this case, some lowsec jackasses had a fortizar (a medium size starbase: https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Upwell_structures) in a lowsec system, Keberz, which was a pretty decent sized trade hub. these types of stations are player constructed and owned, unlike the big ones in highsec, like in Jita, which are NPC stations. goonswarm also had one there, and in addition to that, was running a saturday night event there at the same time. these pirates, Darwin, decided to attack it, we joined in since hey, we already had dudes all fucking around, and we killed their fortizar. cue massive rage and tears, which of course, are glorious to behold. really we just finished it off. took some losses but meh whatever.

the best part is that now we have the only fortizar in the system but eh, it ain't nullsec so who cares.

Geez why dot these guys do something productive like us.