Sobriety has nothing to do with it. Get blitzed on Uncle Moishe's "hidden" whiskey flask. Manischewitz justs tastes like ass and all that sugar makes for the worst hangover
This middle-aged Japanese guy on our street unironically used to catcall me (dont get ur hopes up im still ugly) regularly for at least two or three years. SO NOT ALL JAPANESE PEOPLE.
"I only play a character who posts 18 hours a day pointless retarded shit that people know me for, and I would never, ever admit in real-life"
Ha! You sure got us, buddy. /u/Ed_ButteredToast, you sure got me introspectin'. Mission accomplished. Now fly back home to your home planet. We'll take it from here.
Ed, people telling specifically you what you come across as is not generic copypasta. It is a symptom of something that is wrong with you. Find something that will make you happy. I cannot believe doing this for as many hours a day that you do this makes you happy. I hope your desk job pays you to be here. I also hope you know that /r/drama is not a real hobby.
Sorta forgot I'm trying to talk to one of the only people on earth to completely hand over his life to emojis, copypasta, and goading conservatives on Reddit you do you, Ed. I'll never, ever stop downboating your tripe, and while I can't say I respect what you do, I can sort of understand it.
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think youโre either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. Iโm gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
Being told off by an aggressively pathetic teenager whose first interests are cartoons and memes is quite possibly the only thing you don't expect from him. If this is pasta, my weak-wristed mobile capabilities lead me to believe otherwise.
Consider finding greater purpose, Ed, if getting told that nobody wants you on this board riles you up. You're the low-intensity lolcow that's engulfed the board, and you're too inoffensive to put out. We all expect to see your comments at the bottom of the thread, kind of like a Snappy post that wasn't sentient enough. If you actually cannot see what nonpurpose you have here (as something other than that grating eyesore in 90% of threads), then I actually value your presence here more than I did before.
Holy shit your copypasta is now advanced than a Google search with quotation marks around it. Do you keep these in excel sheets? How the fuck do you continue to stay so up-to-date with pasta so fresh?
ed I know it's a pasta but I'm just trying to say that your life is empty and you are of no use to anything, even if you choose to ignore it now maybe one day it'll hit you.
I only play a character who posts 18 hours a day pointless retarded shit that people know me for, and I would never, ever admit to spamming to real-life people because their opinion would invariably be pity or disgust
Mind including this gem of a ๐ in bussybot's code? Thnx!
I only play a character who posts 18 hours a day pointless retarded shit that people know me for, and I would never, ever admit to spamming to real-life people because their opinion would invariably be pity or disgust
/u/Lightumbra Mind including this gem of a ๐ in bussybot's code? Thnx!
'opinion would invariably be pity or disgust' - don't you understand this is exactly what he is saying?
Someone has an opinion. We have freedom of speech. But for some opinions, there are all sorts of other social punishments. Hence he can only come on the internet and say it, anonymously.
The fact that someone cannot speak their mind without social repercussions, you don't see this as exactly why people are protesting?
Yes - irrespective of the miserable nuance, or what your opinion is of what polite society should/does accept, he gets to do spout his mouth off.
If you disagree with his nonsense, either (a) refute with fact, or (b) virtue signal. If you go with (a) other can dispute you facts, and process repeats.
If you go with (b) others can also do the same and mock you for it.
Honestly, I'm still confused. Are you trying to help me in my quest to hide all of Ed's horrible comments from my face, or are you saying that Ed deserves a space to post his memes and copypastas and emojis?
Not really bizarre if you consider there has been an international effort to produce white supremacist propaganda, which has been highly active on Reddit. The "white genocideโ and "white oppression" narratives utilise this sub as it was once a racists utopia. There is a belief amongst white supremacists that these utopian racists should be protected.
Added to the fact that many young mayo cave apes remain incredibly racist towards non-whites (even to the point where they do not understand when they are being racist). And this website is largely used by young white men across the world, /r/drama is primed for racists to express themselves.
"Emmett Till's accuser did nothing wrong" shocking or "why can't black folks just drop the whole slavery and racism issue, shit's getting old" shocking?
"I'm going to let you in my house, I expect you won't steal anything of course" tolerant or "People need to accept you for who you are, despite your clinically diagnosed fear of walking without your penis hanging out through your zipper" tolerant?
"Danger Will Robinson" diagnostic or "we're going to need to run this device through into your anus, through your colon and into your stomach, out through your mouth, up your nose, down into your sinuses, back down your throat, into your stomach, through your colon, and back out of your anus" diagnostic?
I was reading an interview with Jordan Peele around the timeโGet Outโ came out, and he said something along the lines of:
โItโs a horror movie for black people, where the protagonist is smart. You know, the hero goes into the haunted house, and the black people in the audience yell for them not to do it. This is a movie where the hero doesnโt make stupid mistakes like that.โ
Everyone knows horror movie protagonists are stupid, itโs just not everyone is dumb enough to yell it out loud.
Sounds like they just don't like horror movies. 90% of horror plots only work with selectively retarded characters, it's has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with horror being a trash genre.
โWhy did the main character do x? Theyโre so dumb! This would never happen in real life!โ Like yeah, youโre right, Iโm sure the government wouldnโt make murder and shit legal for 12 hours either, but the main character doing something to drive the plot forward is the unrealistic part?
90% of horror plots only work with selectively retarded characters.
I think it was Stephen King who had an interesting take on it, when the genre-aware protagonist suddenly realized that genre-awareness doesn't help in real life: when you hear suspicious noises from the attic, you don't nope the fuck out of the house and drive to the police station and tell them that you have a ghost infestation, you'd be committed to the mental hospital lol. And you don't do any of the other things you'd expect a reasonable horror movie character to do, because they ultimately involve explaining to someone that you were scared of a ghost in your attic and as an IRL adult you just can't do that.
So you assume that it's a bird or something, get a flashlight and start climbing the stairs, acutely aware of all the times you yelled at stupid horror movie characters doing just that.
The guy in get out was an idiot. It was obvious something fishy was going on, he ignored an outright warning, and he didn't realize his chick was in on it.
Say what you want about this whole civility debate that's been going on lately, but its because of shit like this that Dramacoin's value has been skyrocketing for the past few months.
I don't get how someone can make such a huge generalisation and not get how wrong it can be. If I had to think of someone I've known who embodied politeness and civility, it would be my former manager who emigrated to Britain from Nigeria. But according to her, no, wrong.
I'm gonna go fucking insane if I keep reading these retarded tweets. This guy probably 100% serious. What the fucking hell, gas them all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Manners and civility are virtually non-existent anymore. Sadly, people no longer realize that manners are a sign of respect for both the other person and yourself. And they also function as a simple test to evaluate another personโs suitability for even simple tasks/interactions.
Pfft, that's because you are living in the fake China. In Real ChinaTM, we make fun of those weird wypipo of not know how to take care of their parents, and not knowing how to properly maintain personal space all the time.
Also, Japanese got lots of rules in their society, to the point it's not even funny.
lol sweaty, immigrants do more than menia tasks. we structure your existence: we are present at every level of leadership and create the images you consume. this along with making your food and watching your kids. don't forget your last president was the son of an immigrant :)
>I have never met a polite African or a Jew that insisted on manners over urgency so.
This is something to be proud of? Btw, I've met Sudanese men that fought in their civil war and I happened to work with them as a security guard during college. They literally saw and might have participated in the actual killing and I don't think I've ever me a more warm, kind group of people ever. I'm just fascinated that these "Woke" black and brown people that have lived in the first world their whole lives think they can speak about a culture they have zero connection with and appropriate it with their sick, twisted ideas.
It's pretty fun looking at his/her/??? tweets after that stupid blurb
It's almost like these people don't understand that half of the world was looted and destroyed in the name of civility. Human beings were killed en masse and enslaved in the name of civilization. We're not going anywhere and you will learn to live with the sound of our voices.
is there a word for gentrification of food products?
We canโt let local news die. It would make the world immeasurably worse. Idk how to stop this but we have to
I'm not entirely convinced this is a person and not just some twitter bot.
It's almost like these people don't understand that half of the world was looted and destroyed in the name of civility. Human beings were killed en masse and enslaved in the name of civilization.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-03
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 Odemdemz98 2018-07-03
There's a word to describe this. Rhymes with bentient.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-03
P R O B L E M A T I C
1 Matues49 2018-07-03
It appears their last run-in with u/AnnoysTheGoys left some pretty serious mental scars. Hope they get over it.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Go fuck yourself
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-03
did I ever tell you I have a jewish cousin? my mom's sister married a doctor. kid grew up rich as shit, went to high school with odell beckham jr
that's how I found out how much fun bar mitzvas and jewish weddings are
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Just don't get blitzed on Manischewitz
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-03
fun fact: I saw bloodhound gang live when I was like 13
I've never seen so much white trash, you would've thought I was at a Korn concert
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Not to one-up you, but I saw ICP live at about the same age. Now that was hwite trash
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-07-03
I have been to denham springs Louisiana before.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Damn, that beats my Shreveport
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-03
I live in West Virginia
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-03
I knew something smelled funny about you, I didn't know that smell was Faygo.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
I was down with the clown before The Great Milenko
(Not really, but I could appreciate the spectacle)
1 v_is_one_person 2018-07-03
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
That was you wasn't it
1 v_is_one_person 2018-07-03
No. I would never out a fellow Faygo fan.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
ย >!WOOP WOOP!<
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-03
Womp Womp
1 Admins_Suck_Dick 2018-07-03
Damn, I bet you got some sweet dreadlocked white girl poontang.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Oh noooo, I don't mix with the poors. Well, maybe one, but I didn't know she was a horrorcore aficionado until it was too late.
1 d-amazo 2018-07-03
yeah well i used to have a faygo bottle that violent j bounced off of my head at a concert
your move, jew
1 ErictheRedding 2018-07-03
Look at this Anglo trying to control sobriety levels!!!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Sobriety has nothing to do with it. Get blitzed on Uncle Moishe's "hidden" whiskey flask. Manischewitz justs tastes like ass and all that sugar makes for the worst hangover
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-03
He's telling the truth about the hangover... which means that this Jewish trick has layers.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
It's the perfect parenting trick, let the kids get drunk, but make the entire experience awful.
1 Ranilen 2018-07-03
Friday night we'll be drinking manishewitz
Going out to terrorize goyem
Stomping shagitz, screwing shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Fat Mike got ๐ฅ
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-07-03
Goys fuck themselves
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-07-03
DAE le relevant username?!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Go fuck yourself
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-07-03
You're just like Terry Crews. My hero.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-07-03
She's a researcher at Conde Nast, so this is officially reddit's view on all Jews. Sorry.
1 CellarDoor1111111111 2018-07-03
Take that problematic cake by your icon and shove it up your ass.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
Pls no bully
1 Aivias 2018-07-03
How much money does someone need to have before they are Jewish?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03
If you have to ask you can't afford it
1 Aivias 2018-07-03
Can I kill some Palestinians in lieu of the money?
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-07-03
Case in point.
Seriously tho ever Jew I know is polite. What a weird stereotype that girl made up on the spot.
1 GreatTelephone 2018-07-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Est6lEBMf-U
1 jakclyn 2018-07-03
Cool it with the anti-semitism
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-03
When you're so antiracist you forget Japanese people exist.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-07-03
They actually morph polite into obnoxious.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-07-03
Fuck you. NIPPON BANZAI
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-07-03
You should read some Kazuo Ishiguro. He's learned how to express every emotion under the sun through a thick layer of politeness.
1 cimarafa 2018-07-03
This middle-aged Japanese guy on our street unironically used to catcall me (dont get ur hopes up im still ugly) regularly for at least two or three years. SO NOT ALL JAPANESE PEOPLE.
1 drvgyn4 2018-07-03
japs are race traitors. they must perish in the mayocide
1 GreatTelephone 2018-07-03
found the chink. IJA did nothing wrong, nanking wasn't enough
1 Pepperglue 2018-07-03
I agree. They should have brought that shit to Yan'an. Instead they got cold feet and moved south.
1 Aivias 2018-07-03
All the real Chinese have been slaughtered throughout history. When you have 20-50 million people killed every 100 years it adds up.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-03
You will never find people who are more pleasant to be around despite considering you a literal subhuman.
1 Matues49 2018-07-03
Is that entity male, female or something in-between? I can't tell by the picture.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
Referring to a full torso apparition as an entity is archaic and offensive
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-03
idk but i'd let it blow me
1 MelissaClick 2018-07-03
Female w/ penis envy.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-03
56% meme is on fire right now
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-03
You're a living one, after all
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-03
Depends on who you ask around here.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-03
Well, the voices in my head are always a good source
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
zoz
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
zle
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-07-03
zoinks!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
Apparently shutting the fuck up in the movie theater is white people culture too ๐๐๐๐๐๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
๐จ๐จ๐จRACISM๐จ๐จ๐จ
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Are your comments hooked to your function keys?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
๐๐๐
1 Ghdust 2018-07-03
"I was only pretending to be retarded"
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
"I only play a character who posts 18 hours a day pointless retarded shit that people know me for, and I would never, ever admit in real-life"
Ha! You sure got us, buddy. /u/Ed_ButteredToast, you sure got me introspectin'. Mission accomplished. Now fly back home to your home planet. We'll take it from here.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
๐๐๐
Keep going! I want more pasta!
๐ฟ https://i.imgur.com/Sc8pgyO.gif ๐ฟ
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Ed, people telling specifically you what you come across as is not generic copypasta. It is a symptom of something that is wrong with you. Find something that will make you happy. I cannot believe doing this for as many hours a day that you do this makes you happy. I hope your desk job pays you to be here. I also hope you know that /r/drama is not a real hobby.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
No you aren't important enough to care about at all actually.
You aren't an emoji poster. You are one of the biggest serious posters here except you hide behind emojis and trying to pretend you don't care.
No one is fooled by this. At least when Pizza says something he doesn't end it with "I was only pretending lmao XD ๐๐คฃ๐!!1!"
This gets brought up to you repeatedly and no amount of alts by you pretending to suck up to you changes that.
https://www.removeddit.com/r/shitpost/comments/8l6nag/_/dzd9hq0/
You take your act on the road too. It isn't just on Drama.
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1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Sorta forgot I'm trying to talk to one of the only people on earth to completely hand over his life to emojis, copypasta, and goading conservatives on Reddit you do you, Ed. I'll never, ever stop downboating your tripe, and while I can't say I respect what you do, I can sort of understand it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think youโre either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. Iโm gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Being told off by an aggressively pathetic teenager whose first interests are cartoons and memes is quite possibly the only thing you don't expect from him. If this is pasta, my weak-wristed mobile capabilities lead me to believe otherwise.
Consider finding greater purpose, Ed, if getting told that nobody wants you on this board riles you up. You're the low-intensity lolcow that's engulfed the board, and you're too inoffensive to put out. We all expect to see your comments at the bottom of the thread, kind of like a Snappy post that wasn't sentient enough. If you actually cannot see what nonpurpose you have here (as something other than that grating eyesore in 90% of threads), then I actually value your presence here more than I did before.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
r/atethepasta ๐๐๐
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Holy shit your copypasta is now advanced than a Google search with quotation marks around it. Do you keep these in excel sheets? How the fuck do you continue to stay so up-to-date with pasta so fresh?
1 Odemdemz98 2018-07-03
Ed, can I say, for the record, I quite like you โค๏ธ
1 istural 2018-07-03
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today
1 Belldinger 2018-07-03
1 istural 2018-07-03
Yes please help me.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-03
i don't like that anita chick but that gif is adorable every time i see it.
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-03
Imagine using Reddit this much
1 Jackdom95 2018-07-03
this is all he has lol. ed is sad as fuck
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
/r/AteThePasta
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-03
ed I know it's a pasta but I'm just trying to say that your life is empty and you are of no use to anything, even if you choose to ignore it now maybe one day it'll hit you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
self awareness can go a long my ๐๐๐
i can see you're in denial and coping. It'll get better
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-03
aren't you the guy who's on here 24/7 365 tho
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
took a toll on you didn't it? sheesh
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-03
ed there's no need to be upset this is a time for reflection and improvement
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
Mind including this gem of a ๐ in bussybot's code? Thnx!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
/u/Lightumbra Mind including this gem of a ๐ in bussybot's code? Thnx!
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-07-03
God I wish that popcorn were me
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-03
i hate that chick but that gif is adorable and makes me wanna cuddle her, and then pump my semen deep into her vaginal cavity.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-07-03
If you died I would probably be kind of happy for a little bit until I forgot about you later in the day.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
https://i.imgur.com/ME4Vosc.png
1 Admins_Suck_Dick 2018-07-03
I hate that bitch, but maaan would I cum in her face. And she'd let me.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-03
He's an agent of chaos.
That's a Joker quote btw, from Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan
1 Spookybooks2 2018-07-03
I understood that reference.
That's actually a Captain America Quote btw, from the avengers(2012)
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-07-03
We live in a societt
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
'opinion would invariably be pity or disgust' - don't you understand this is exactly what he is saying?
Someone has an opinion. We have freedom of speech. But for some opinions, there are all sorts of other social punishments. Hence he can only come on the internet and say it, anonymously.
The fact that someone cannot speak their mind without social repercussions, you don't see this as exactly why people are protesting?
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
What opinions does Ed have other than that he needs to shit up the place?
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
I dunno - what compelled speech laws are leftists trying to stick down the rest of our throats.
Would you like me to link video's of Jordan Peterson bitchslapping leftist over bill C16 or whatever it was?
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
What? Are we still talking about how and why Ed is a miserable nuisance that would be banned for the general betterment of all life on earth?
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
Yes - irrespective of the miserable nuance, or what your opinion is of what polite society should/does accept, he gets to do spout his mouth off.
If you disagree with his nonsense, either (a) refute with fact, or (b) virtue signal. If you go with (a) other can dispute you facts, and process repeats.
If you go with (b) others can also do the same and mock you for it.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
How the fuck do you refute a point Ed has made if his point is ๐พ๐ข๐บ?
I'm pretty sure I don't have to have an opposing opinion to literal spam.
'Ban Ed for spam' is my opinion. Refute it. First tell me how Ed is not a spammer, and, if failing that, explain why we should have space for spam.
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
No - what you need to do it agree and amplify back. Explaining it out nicely, does not work.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Man, that's a wild username and comma-use. Are we brothers?
Anyway, what exactly do you want me to do? Explain why I want Ed's presence literally censored?
Mostly cos I'm mobile and don't know how to automatically avoid seeing something written by Ed.
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
Agree and amplify - hit back mocking. So when people are doing what Ed is doing, agree and amplify.
Let me be explicit - when people say stuff which is logically, treat same back. Otherwise, agree and amplify and hit back.
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-07-03
Are you autistic?
1 4nurh86qn7ekybdd 2018-07-03
yes... are you a moron?
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-07-03
I don't know. I could be.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-07-03
Honestly, I'm still confused. Are you trying to help me in my quest to hide all of Ed's horrible comments from my face, or are you saying that Ed deserves a space to post his memes and copypastas and emojis?
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1 22333444455555666666 2018-07-03
autismo memerson autist go
1 serialflamingo 2018-07-03
GO AWF KING
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
๐ด๐ด๐ด
1 ineedmorealts 2018-07-03
That sounds like a good idea.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-07-03
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-07-03
Not really bizarre if you consider there has been an international effort to produce white supremacist propaganda, which has been highly active on Reddit. The "white genocideโ and "white oppression" narratives utilise this sub as it was once a racists utopia. There is a belief amongst white supremacists that these utopian racists should be protected.
Added to the fact that many young mayo cave apes remain incredibly racist towards non-whites (even to the point where they do not understand when they are being racist). And this website is largely used by young white men across the world, /r/drama is primed for racists to express themselves.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
/u/starship_litterbox_C is a vvvv good BOYE. I can vouch for him anytime.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
I'm the only one brave enough to go against the grain for what's right.
1 alamozony 2018-07-03
I remember an old Howard Stern clip I heard on YouTube. He talked about black people in movies.......
As a guy who leans left, I think there needs to be more room for "shocking" and "uncomfortable" views.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
"Emmett Till's accuser did nothing wrong" shocking or "why can't black folks just drop the whole slavery and racism issue, shit's getting old" shocking?
1 alamozony 2018-07-03
I can tolerate the second quote.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
"I'm going to let you in my house, I expect you won't steal anything of course" tolerant or "People need to accept you for who you are, despite your clinically diagnosed fear of walking without your penis hanging out through your zipper" tolerant?
1 alamozony 2018-07-03
I guess the first one??
I didn't know I was taking a diagnostic.....
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
"Danger Will Robinson" diagnostic or "we're going to need to run this device through into your anus, through your colon and into your stomach, out through your mouth, up your nose, down into your sinuses, back down your throat, into your stomach, through your colon, and back out of your anus" diagnostic?
1 alamozony 2018-07-03
Diagnostic B.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
Analysis: you are a non-racist, mentally normal, deranged sexual deviant.
1 alamozony 2018-07-03
I like Kinky Alien shit.
1 Sandor_at_the_Zoo 2018-07-03
The hot one.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-07-03
Listen and believe
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-03
Is there an option C for "Bill Cosby' s accusers should have known what they were getting into when they decided to party with him" shocking?
1 KingWayneX 2018-07-03
He told black people to quit bitching and man up; kanye giving girls mdma and raping them will be the next big sex scandal.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-07-03
I was reading an interview with Jordan Peele around the timeโGet Outโ came out, and he said something along the lines of:
โItโs a horror movie for black people, where the protagonist is smart. You know, the hero goes into the haunted house, and the black people in the audience yell for them not to do it. This is a movie where the hero doesnโt make stupid mistakes like that.โ
Everyone knows horror movie protagonists are stupid, itโs just not everyone is dumb enough to yell it out loud.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-03
Sounds like they just don't like horror movies. 90% of horror plots only work with selectively retarded characters, it's has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with horror being a trash genre.
1 DontcarexX 2018-07-03
โWhy did the main character do x? Theyโre so dumb! This would never happen in real life!โ Like yeah, youโre right, Iโm sure the government wouldnโt make murder and shit legal for 12 hours either, but the main character doing something to drive the plot forward is the unrealistic part?
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-03
I think it was Stephen King who had an interesting take on it, when the genre-aware protagonist suddenly realized that genre-awareness doesn't help in real life: when you hear suspicious noises from the attic, you don't nope the fuck out of the house and drive to the police station and tell them that you have a ghost infestation, you'd be committed to the mental hospital lol. And you don't do any of the other things you'd expect a reasonable horror movie character to do, because they ultimately involve explaining to someone that you were scared of a ghost in your attic and as an IRL adult you just can't do that.
So you assume that it's a bird or something, get a flashlight and start climbing the stairs, acutely aware of all the times you yelled at stupid horror movie characters doing just that.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-07-03
The guy in get out was an idiot. It was obvious something fishy was going on, he ignored an outright warning, and he didn't realize his chick was in on it.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-07-03
Nah that movie was just made to pander to insecure black people who want to think that all white people secretly long to be black
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-03
Woof woof
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
womp womp
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-07-03
You the nigga that ate beans?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03
Pickled bacon!
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-07-03
1 BussySundae 2018-07-03
oh hi & welcome back, stale gimmick
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-07-03
thnx sweaty
1 IAmWithName 2018-07-03
It's aging like a fine wine TBQH
1 Justinat0r 2018-07-03
The lovely gang of seriousposters who get super mad and agenda post on anything Trump related actually makes this gimmick fresher every day
1 Jackdom95 2018-07-03
they're already here lol. see: above thread
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-07-03
It's like coke, it never gets stale
1 Admins_Suck_Dick 2018-07-03
Especially if it's in my butt
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-03
Donโt be salty bby
1 Mexagon 2018-07-03
Stale gimmick, but makes username with bussy in it. Hmmm
1 BussySundae 2018-07-03
bussy is eternal, blasphemer
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-07-03
XD MY NIGGA LMFAOOOO
1 headasplodes 2018-07-03
1 BussySundae 2018-07-03
hi
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-07-03
It's not stale when idiots keep revitalizing it's relevance with #woke shitposting.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-07-03
Lol triggered!!1!
1 watermark02 2018-07-03
Literally the worst account on reddit. Keep yourself safe.
1 cimarafa 2018-07-03
Idk why she has to drag us into this. Iโm extremely polite, tyvm.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-07-03
Are you one of (((them)))?
1 cimarafa 2018-07-03
yup
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-07-03
Fuck u
1 cimarafa 2018-07-03
rude
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-07-03
Thanks
1 Dukkerz 2018-07-03
One of (((us))). Got your sorosbux yet this month?
1 TurkoScum 2018-07-03
Founder of Turkey once said that there are many cultures and countries, but only one civilization; the West.
Why would this bigot be racist towards his people? Really gets the noggin joggin
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-03
He was blonde and had blue eyes. #mayo
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-07-03
good old ataturk. The last good turk.
1 911roofer 2018-07-03
An atypical Turk.
1 MelissaClick 2018-07-03
Bigotry has only one cause... observation.
1 Aivias 2018-07-03
Imagine being from a non-Western country that isnt China or Japan. Id have a massive inferiority complex as well.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-07-03
"Brown" "PeeOhCee"
culturally appropriateserasesspeaks foris totally down with black America.1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-07-03
dirty POCs
1 32624647 2018-07-03
Say what you want about this whole civility debate that's been going on lately, but its because of shit like this that Dramacoin's value has been skyrocketing for the past few months.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-07-03
If you disagree with her, I have to ask you why you're a fragile racist Trump tars Nazi.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-07-03
Its because she fucking sucks and I hope she opens the borders of her asshole to the AIDS virus.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-07-03
I like that she works for Reddit's parent company.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-07-03
Stands to reason. Most of reddit is a toxic shithole. All this time I thought that was a bad thing but apparently we're \#woke
1 CellarDoor1111111111 2018-07-03
"She"? That thing is a SHE?!
1 SamWhite 2018-07-03
I don't get how someone can make such a huge generalisation and not get how wrong it can be. If I had to think of someone I've known who embodied politeness and civility, it would be my former manager who emigrated to Britain from Nigeria. But according to her, no, wrong.
1 Zacharey01 2018-07-03
Hey, how come she's leaving us brown folk out of this whole oppression thing? SMH, Americans and their racism.
1 Awayfone 2018-07-03
She is brown. Obviously they cant ne decent people.
The fact she is a cunt cant ne a personal flaw, has to be genetic
1 zeldaisaprude 2018-07-03
The fuck is WASP
1 agshdjfjjjj 2018-07-03
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Basically, fuck wyp*ppo.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-07-03
"My family isn't dysfunctional, it's woke" is the new "I'm a political gay, not sexless"
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-07-03
The fuck u saying it makes no sense you peice of shit
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-03
1950: Beating your kids is good because it's effective parental discipline.
1990: Beating your kids is wrong because you shouldn't hit your kids.
2018: Beating your kids is good when it's a celebration of PoC family culture.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-03
Non mayos are the worst
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-03
Nonmayos are the worst1 Awayfone 2018-07-03
People are the worst
1 Detective_Fallacy 2018-07-03
2019: Beating your kids is bad because it's cultural appropriation.
1 Lezzymclezface 2018-07-03
Fail post.
1 freet0 2018-07-03
Are these people plants by racists trying to convince the public thats whites are the "civilized" race?
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-07-03
Now that's a hot take.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-07-03
I'm gonna go fucking insane if I keep reading these retarded tweets. This guy probably 100% serious. What the fucking hell, gas them all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Sks44 2018-07-03
Manners and civility are virtually non-existent anymore. Sadly, people no longer realize that manners are a sign of respect for both the other person and yourself. And they also function as a simple test to evaluate another personโs suitability for even simple tasks/interactions.
1 infinitude 2018-07-03
This is racism... no?
1 Pepperglue 2018-07-03
I guess we are once again proven to be more white than mayo.
1 JoeFalchetto 2018-07-03
Which Asians? Living in China I can say I would not put โCivilityโ as #1 among the cultural characteristics of the general population.
1 Pepperglue 2018-07-03
Pfft, that's because you are living in the fake China. In Real ChinaTM, we make fun of those weird wypipo of not know how to take care of their parents, and not knowing how to properly maintain personal space all the time.
Also, Japanese got lots of rules in their society, to the point it's not even funny.
1 JoeFalchetto 2018-07-03
Japanese are borderline weird for how nice they are, but there are also only 1 of them every 10 Chinese.
1 Awayfone 2018-07-03
And the ratio keeps growing
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-07-03
Chinese are somen of the rudest fuckers ever, Koreans are even worse.
Only the Japanese are polite and they're shitting on you in their mind.
1 YamYoshi 2018-07-03
Frank D had the best reply
1 Justinat0r 2018-07-03
You have to go back!
1 LSDawson 2018-07-03
1 T0yN0k 2018-07-03
>I have never met a polite African or a Jew that insisted on manners over urgency so.
This is something to be proud of? Btw, I've met Sudanese men that fought in their civil war and I happened to work with them as a security guard during college. They literally saw and might have participated in the actual killing and I don't think I've ever me a more warm, kind group of people ever. I'm just fascinated that these "Woke" black and brown people that have lived in the first world their whole lives think they can speak about a culture they have zero connection with and appropriate it with their sick, twisted ideas.
1 Aivias 2018-07-03
Do you think a non-hwyte who refers to black people as 'Africans' is a good source on """African""" culture?
1 cuteman 2018-07-03
Coincidence? I think not.
1 Orsonius 2018-07-03
when you try to use politics to argue for your own personal issues
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-07-03
here on r/drama we know how to be polite
1 Feanorfanclub 2018-07-03
It's pretty fun looking at his/her/??? tweets after that stupid blurb
I'm not entirely convinced this is a person and not just some twitter bot.
1 Awayfone 2018-07-03
Wait I thought Africans were not civil?
1 why_I_hate_niggers 2018-07-03
1 Awayfone 2018-07-03
I always thought that stormfrontORsjw think was a stupid joke
I no longer think that
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-03
That my friend is something out of the KKK manual. Is she their inside agent?