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I can't believe I'm agreeing with /u/Leftisti_Degenerate of all people. Is this 2005?

but.... it's not mayo, that's the point

Her name must be Kunta Kinte cause she just got whipped 🤣 🤣 🤣

Her name is Toby!

🎶 I can be anything

Take a look, it's in a book 📚

A Reading Rainbow 🌈

Reading Rainbow! 🌈

Ooooooooooh🎶

anyone know if lavar burton is woke or not?

Well he’s really big into AIDS...research, so infer what you will...

*miracle whipped

Why do they always have purple hair?

I.guess I should be appreciative of the conformity as it makes them easier to recognize ize at a distance.

Aposematism

You need to get your eyes checked because her hair is clearly brown

Gottem

appropriating anime culture

her hair isn't purple, that is just the flower in her hair, it's brown you blindo.

[https://i.gyazo.com/c02cef2ea61a4a27249f4b91ce6dcbfd.png](proof)

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1013296483334963200

source on her having a fat ass?

google totally disappointed on this one

oh duh

yeah i don’t know what any of those words are, I just assumed “NeNe” was short for “ChristiNe TeigeN”

i’m only finding pictures of her from the front/side but that’s the body type i was expecting at least

Fucking white people smh

this is supposed to be thicc? I guess it’s at least progress from 2015

2015 ain’t bad but ain’t too plump neither

I love her.

Lmao at the "assistant manager" grabbing that top response

Unironically literally who

Who are all these checkmarks

I dislike her. She's a great example of a non-black person who has to remind you 24/7 that their signfigant other is black.

Miracle Whip woke af: https://twitter.com/MiracleWhip/status/1014277764202094593?s=19

What's the general opinion on miraclewhip here?

Miracle Whip aspires to be mayo. That's worse than being mayo. Of course we hate it.

Mix in a little garlic salt and some cayenne and you have some decent sandwich frosting.

Who the fuck needs to frost sandwiches? Amerifats are repulsive.

Inner frosting fam and it’s called flavor but I guess the land of blood sausages and un-cuisine wouldn’t understand

Don't ever accuse me of being English. I'm 56%, but that sounds like some midwestern casserole eating shit.

Minneapolis born and raised baby so it doesn’t get much more midwestern than that.....

Also, it’s called hot dish sweetie not casserole .

[[Kansas Intensifies]]

Didnt expect another Minneapolis drama wretch, to be honest. Bless up

We're rarer than a Bob Dylan sighting 💘

Tight. So I heard you like "inner frosting". You into getting your insides BEANED out?

Only if I'm lucky

Minneapolis is always a hotbed of drama, glad I grew up in the cultureless hellscape of the east metro

Personally going to be reeing for the next 3 years with the 35 closure

I'm extra mad that i have to go from east harriet downtown 5 days a week because of 35w construction so i can only imagine how furious I'd be if i had to commute from anywhere in the east metro but specifically vadnais heights/ mounds/ shoreview/roseville area

I met one of the engineers who designed the 35 bridge that collapsed and he had like no qualms admitting to a complete stranger that he fucked up.

I also like your fauna (has a waxy coat on leaves for I assume the cold) and Golden Light cans are fun.

Casserole is bomb, yo. Sorry your mom sucks

You jiggling fucks put mayonnaise/whatever the fuck this shit is on every fucking sandwich? Jesus Christ there's no wonder

Eggs and oil are so gross dude!

Yeah I like my sandwiches like I like dicks in my ass.

No sauce and disappointing.

Miracle Whip is the Hydrox of Cholocate-Americans.

literal mayo

miracle whip

https://twitter.com/CaptSheppie/status/1013747711517052928

This thread is it's own entire source of drama

whoever runs this Twitter account should be fired

I say we just ostracize anyone averaging more than three tweets a day for a whole year to see if they learn their lesson

How do you not just go home and blow your brains out after being dunked on by Miracle Whip?

That’s rock bottom.

You must've been so happy when you realised the title opportunity you'd found.

Miracle whip is in no way mayo.