"Wrong, They're all Wrong!" Taylor Swift Yelled, throwing a pillow to the tv screen, She was lying on her bed, watching a show about celebrities where they mentioned her in a not so friendly way. At first the insults of the presenter were harmless and even childish. She could handle some hate (she had been doing it for a long time now) so she didn't gave any importance, but then they became plainly rude and offensive, to the point that the other presenters got a little uncomfortable at the man's attitude and they gasped when he called Taylor a dumb talentless bimbo.
"And I bet she doesn't even know what a bimbo is" the presenter said with a grin before Taylor turned the tv off, of course she didn't knew what a bimbo was, it wasn't a term she ever heared before, but that's what internet was for. The girl went and picked up her laptop and googled the words Dumb Bimbo, and as soon as she saw the images, she gasped bewteen disgusted and angry at the sight of really voluptuous women wearing extremely skimpy (to not call them slutty) clothes.
She stared at the pictures for a few minutes, not knowing why the man called her a Bimbo (Since, even when she hated to admit it, she wasn't the most voluptuous girl out there) she went even further and looked for the definition of Bimbo, and as she read it, she couldn't feel more hate for that presenter.
"Dumb... Bimbo...!" said Taylor seething in anger and closing her laptop with a slam "I'm not... a dumb bimbo...!" The girl felt the need to go to that presenter's house and squeeze his throat until he stopped moving, but, after thinking the man was so repulsive that he'd make that more news for his show, she sighed resigned, hoping that people won't start calling her bimbo, because she wouldn't be so patient about it, since one thing was calling her talentless (which she heared enough times to not care about it) but something really different was calling her a bimbo, because of what she could understand about the definition, the man was basically calling her Stupid Dumb Bitch. Taylor waved her head and closed her eyes, forcing herself to sleep because the next day was going to be a really heavy one for her, she had to wake up early in the morning and go buy some stuff, she then had a photo session and she had to start writing a new song for her upcoming album and she didn't had an idea of what to write.
The next morning she woke up at 6, she took a shower and got ready, she then drove to the closest mart that was open that early and bought all she needed before 8 am. She smiled a little relieved and headed towards the cashier to pay for the things, but as she crossed one of the aisles she found a girl that didn't looked too different from the bimbo images she saw last night, the woman was wearing a really short miniskirt, a skimpy tank top that displayed her thin waist and her really ample cleavage and 12 inch high heels, everything in a blazing pink tone. Her hair was long and bleach blonde and her lips were quite big and covered with bright pink lipstick too, as soon as she saw Taylor she gave a silght giggle before approaching her.
"Hello!" The woman cheered happily "You're Like, Taylor Swift aren't you?"
"Uhm... Yes... I am" Taylor replied forcing a smile
"Like, OMG!" the woman said squealing "My name's Candy and I, Like, really like your music and stuff!"
"Thank you... Candy..." Taylor said a little uncomfortable "It's always nice to hear that..."
"And I Like that you're just like me!" Candy giggled "I, like, finally know a bimbo celeb, but, like, you have to work on your look! you seem too... not hot!"
Taylor took a deep breath before answering
"Listen, Candy" Taylor said holding her anger "I am not a Stup... I'm not a Bimbo... I'm acutally a quite smart girl, all you've heared in t.v. last night was just that presenter being a douchebag... And now if you excuse me, I have a lot of things to do, I need to pay for this stuff, and then I have to go home and leave it there before heading towards a photoshoot, and after that I need to start writing a new song for my album"
"That's sounds, like, really hard" Candy answered with a confused look on her face and scratching her head with her long pink nails "You should, like, relax a little"
"Well I can't" Taylor answered while staring at the girl "normal girls gives priotity to their work"
"Then, Like, let me help you out a little" Candy said with a giggle and suddenly wrapped her arms around Taylor and kissed her lips deeply, Taylor was taken by surprise and all she could do was open her eyes wide open and blush wildly as the woman kissed her, it was the very first time a girl kissed her.
"There!" Candy giggled letting Taylor go at last "I, like, Promise tonight you'll have a lot of fun! and you will once at least one night of the month!" she then took a piece of paper and wrote her phone number placing it on Taylor's hand, who was completly frozen "Like, gimme a call if you wanna have fun! bye Tay-Tay!"
The woman walked away swaying her hips as she did, leaving Taylor completly stunned, she stood on the same place for a few minutes staring at the spot where the girl was and looking at the phone number every often, she sure was glad it was that early and that no body was around to withness that.
After 10 entire minutes, she finally snapped out of her shock and walked towards the cashier, payed for her stuff and headed back towards her car, she spent 3 minutes trying to start it with her house keys, but she thought she was still too shocked by what just happened. However, her behavior wasn't normal during the day, besides of trying to start her car with her house keys, she did the opposite as she arrived home, then during her photoshoot, she felt the need to do more and more revealing poses to the point the photographer had to stop her from showing her naked breasts to the camera.
"S-Sorry" Taylor apologized with her face blazing red "I... I feel, Like, a little weird today..."
Taylor couldn't understand why she was doing that, but she just dismissed that and went home after the photoshoot, she spent all the afternoon trying to write a new song, but no matter how much she squeezed her brain, she couldn't come up with anything clever, only stupid and dirty lyrics crossed her mind every often and more than once she had to hold a giggle to come out her mouth every time she thought about them. Taylor again dismissed those thoughts, thinking she just had a terrible writer's block, and that, combined with the shock she recieved in the morning, was the cause of all her weird behavior during the day.
"Agh!" She said throwing her notebook away after a while "This isn't working" she then sighed "I need some fresh air and relax a bit"
The girl stood up and walked towards the window and opened it, the night breeze felt really good after spending hours sitting on her bed trying to think the lyrics for a song she still wasn't sure of what was going to be called, she stared at the cloudy sky with a pensive expression as a weird itchy sensation took over her, she thought about Candy and how easy her life would be, not worrying about anything but have fun all the time, some times she wished she just could leave everything behind and relax for a while.
In that moment the clouds moved away and the full moon shone in the sky, for a few seconds, Taylor smiled and stared at it with a smile on her face, but her smile immediately banished as a sudden hot sensation assaulted her entire body, for some reason she became horny from one second to another. Blushing, she started walking numbly towards her bed, everything was spinning around her and her head felt like about to explode.
The pleasure became so unbearable that she fell on her hands and knees as she orgasmed. For a few seconds she remained motionless, completly stunned at the fact that she just had an spontaneous orgasm, but then she saw how her nails became longer and longer and covered themselves with bright pink polish and her skin becoming slightly tanner.
"W-What's happening?!" she said gritting her teeth and crawling towards the full body mirror on her closet's door, making a great effort as her legs were still quite weak due to the orgasm she just had, she stood up and looked at herself, there were still some patches of paler skin on her body but the tanner one slowly took over completly, her hair by the other hand was getting a lighter color and getting longer and curlier, reaching her waist and getting an unnatural bleach blonde tone.
"Like, What's going on?!" she said terrified "Like, why am i talking like this?!"
The girl gasped as her lips swelled a little bit and the red lipstick covering them changed to bright pink, her blue eyes opened in panic as she finally understood what was happening, her face reminded her of that Candy girl she saw in the mart...
"NO!" she squealed holding her head "I, LIKE, DON'T WANT TO BE A BIMBO! I'M, LIKE, A REALLY INTELLI... INTE... SMART GIRL!"
She started crying desperate as a horrible pressure suddenly started building on her chest, her modest B cup breasts started inflating, making her shirt more and more tight with every passing second and didn't stopped until they reached the triple D cup, her shirt tore appart and her bra explode as her now gigantic breasts bounced almost unnaturally on her now naked chest, she stared at them with her eyes and mouthwide open, squeezing them to make sure they were real and a soft moan followed by a giggle escaped her full lips.
Taylor's waist became even thinner than usual and her hips flared out, becoming twice as big, completly obliterating her panties, her pants however just ripped and managed to barely remain attached to the now enormous girl's rear, being the only clothes that remained on the girl's hourglass shaped body.
"Like, Conce-conce... like, focus!" the girl said between giggles as her head felt like if being completly emptied, she held it with her hands trying to keep her thoughts and intelligence, but her IQ kept plummeting down "You have, like, write a song, and like, like... like find someone to have fun!" she giggled as Taylor's control of her own actions banished completly "I'm like so hawt!, I could go to a club and find a hot guy to fuck! No! i like, can call Candy and have sex with a girl for the first time ever, It'll be like, totally hawt and fun!"
Taylor rushed towards the phone and took out Candy's number from the pocket of her pants remains and marked it, she took a few seconds to realize she was holding the phone upside down before talking
"Hey Candy, this is Tay-Tay!" she cheered "I, like wanted to have some fun tonight! i'll give you my address so you can come over and do something super hawt!"
Candy accepted immediately and after 45 minutes, the girl arrived Taylor's place, as soon a she arrived, both girls started kissing passionately, getting rid of Taylor's clothes' last reminiscent right away and they spent the whole night making out, both girls orgasmed several times until, about 4 am Tay-Tay passed out due to the pleasure.
Taylor woke up in the morning with a smile on her face, she felt extremly relaxed, like if someone rebooted her brain and made it start from zero, she felt refreshed and ready to start working on her new song. She turned around in her bed and her eyes opened wide at the sight of a sleeping Candy.
The girl shrieked and jumped out of bed, she was completly naked and, judging by the drapes on the floor, she tore off her clothes last night. Candy woke up when Taylor shrieked, and after calming her down and convince her she didn't raped her, she explained everything that happened last night and that the same would happen once every month during the full moon.
"You, Like don't remember anything from last night?" Candy asked when she was done explaining "It was real fun!"
"I only remember feeling really aroused out of nothing!" Taylor said freaking out at the thought of becoming a sex crazed bimbo every single month "Everything's a blank space and..." she stopped for a few seconds and then snapped her fingers "that's it! Blank Space!" she said as she rushed to pick up the notebook she threw to the floor last night, writing quickly as all the lyrics to a new song popped on her head "wow... i.. i never wrote a song so fast!" she said surprised
"All you needed was, like, a free night to relax!" Candy said giggling "And since you're smart, your brain like, works faster after it or something"
Taylor smiled, even thought she freaked out at first, she had to accept that the relaxation state she achieved was quite impressive, and also made her work faster and better than ever, so she agreed that each moth, Candy will come over to play with Tay-Tay so Taylor could get a little escape of her busy life and enjoy herself as much as she wanted at least once a month so she would be refreshed and ready to start a whole new one more inspired and relaxed than ever, enjoying her blank spaces every time they happened...
semi-pornographic story about taylor swift being turned into a were-bimbo
I... what.
Also, does this mean that were-bimbo kisses are like werewolf bites? Does this mean Taylor Swift can no longer kiss anyone without turning them, too, into a were-bimbo? Does it work on men? So many questions.
Taylor Swift, blissfully unaware that the reporter she was on her way to see was on her way to being plant food, skipped back outside with a pair of shades, listening to tunes playing from an old Ipod. She walked right beside Maria's high heels on her way to Maria's original destination in decidedly non-interview attire. But after walking around the beach in a dress and heels, it'd take more than a mean attitude to make Taylor wear longer shorts.
"Yoo-hoo! Maria? Guess who's knocking!" Taylor reined in her excitement when the whole guest house shuddered as if her knocking alone would collapse it. The door creaked open as Taylor took a peak inside. Her blue eyes surveyed the room, finding cobwebs and dust all over the tables and chairs. Taylor found herself doubting that Maria would have hung out in this shack for hours. The sunlight shone through the cracked glass window, temporarily blinding her as she tripped over what felt like a log lying in the middle of the floor.
"Ooommpphh!" The tall blonde fell to the ground with the thud when the log under her began to move. That's no log, Taylor realized as she felt her waist and chest being coiled up, scales pressing firmly against her smooth and perfect skin. Rearing its head over hers was a massive green snake. As it stared at her with its beady black eyes and flicked its tongue in her direction, Taylor's mind fought to push away the unthinkable: she was about to become its breakfast.
"Miss Menounos? Is anyone there? ANYONE?!" Each word came out more painfully than the last as the coils squeezed her more tightly. Taylor dug her sneaker-clad feet into the creaking floor in vain, trying to gain some kind of leverage as she lay helplessly in the snake's grasp. Her screams were quickly muffled by the snake's display of impatience: instead of waiting for Taylor to pass out, its head lunged forward at lightning speed and Taylor found her eyes exploring the fleshy pink insides of its jaw as her black shades slid off her face. Further defying everything Taylor had learned about snakes swallowing their prey, its coils unraveled and it held her horizontally, giving Taylor the opportunity to repeat the vain struggle so many of her friends had repeated before.
"You can't eat me! I'm famous!" Taylor blurted out as her legs swung up and down, flailing her arms wildly to try to free herself. A woman-eating snake couldn't care less if she was famous or not. Taylor yelped for her friends and banged her feet into the floor to make as much noise as she could. Taylor briefly gave up her kicking to try digging her sneakers into the floor, but the snake tugged her back with such force that both her sneakers came off. As if they provided any hope of rescue, Taylor tried to grasp them with her socked toes and slip her feet back in, but the snake's relentless suction of her body continued. She found herself lifted up into the air again, feeling the snake's drool covering her exposed bellybutton.
"Somebody please!" she begged as she sank deeper into the pink, slimy insides of her captor. "Nnnnmmmppphhh! MMMPPHHH!" Taylor's cries became grunts and moans as each breath became increasingly shallow. Her damp black shorts were the next to disappear from view as Taylor pointed her socked toes like a ballerina and her kicking became increasingly narrow. Taylor gave up calling for help and started singing to herself, beginning to accept that this was the end. Taylor could feel the snake's tongue teasing her by licking her cotton-covered soles, her toes reflexively clenching and unclenching. Her legs lifting and heels pounding the floor sporadically were little more than gag reflexes to the snake's powerful muscles pushing her into its stomach. The snake landed beside Taylor's abandoned gray sneakers, her shades and Ipod tossed aside. Taylor was now a massive bulge in the snake's stomach, left to wonder if the same thing had happened to Maria Menounos. And wondering if any of her friends would be joining her.
53 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
/u/DistortedLines now we celebrate!
🎉🎈 https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gif 🎈🎉
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-03
Omg yaaas finally! Our tayposting is working 💗💖💗💖
Thanks for telling me about this, I still use the old reddit layout so I didn't know they changed the pic.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
I use the old layout too (redesign? miss me with that gay shit) but I'm a superior phoneposter so i saw it quickly.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-03
I phonepost too, but I use redditisfun and that also doesn't display the picture.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-03
https://www.deviantart.com/kldfj/art/Swift-in-Snake-in-Frog-736622507
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-03
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
Snapshots:
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
Bussybot is not as mean as you 😒
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-03
Bussyshillbot doesn't have to deal with your shit as much.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
https://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gif
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-03
Don't we all?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
we're all /u/scatmunchies's alts i guess... 👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-03
#notmyqueen
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-03
OUT 👉👉👉
1 snallygaster 2018-07-03
"Wrong, They're all Wrong!" Taylor Swift Yelled, throwing a pillow to the tv screen, She was lying on her bed, watching a show about celebrities where they mentioned her in a not so friendly way. At first the insults of the presenter were harmless and even childish. She could handle some hate (she had been doing it for a long time now) so she didn't gave any importance, but then they became plainly rude and offensive, to the point that the other presenters got a little uncomfortable at the man's attitude and they gasped when he called Taylor a dumb talentless bimbo.
"And I bet she doesn't even know what a bimbo is" the presenter said with a grin before Taylor turned the tv off, of course she didn't knew what a bimbo was, it wasn't a term she ever heared before, but that's what internet was for. The girl went and picked up her laptop and googled the words Dumb Bimbo, and as soon as she saw the images, she gasped bewteen disgusted and angry at the sight of really voluptuous women wearing extremely skimpy (to not call them slutty) clothes.
She stared at the pictures for a few minutes, not knowing why the man called her a Bimbo (Since, even when she hated to admit it, she wasn't the most voluptuous girl out there) she went even further and looked for the definition of Bimbo, and as she read it, she couldn't feel more hate for that presenter.
"Dumb... Bimbo...!" said Taylor seething in anger and closing her laptop with a slam "I'm not... a dumb bimbo...!" The girl felt the need to go to that presenter's house and squeeze his throat until he stopped moving, but, after thinking the man was so repulsive that he'd make that more news for his show, she sighed resigned, hoping that people won't start calling her bimbo, because she wouldn't be so patient about it, since one thing was calling her talentless (which she heared enough times to not care about it) but something really different was calling her a bimbo, because of what she could understand about the definition, the man was basically calling her Stupid Dumb Bitch. Taylor waved her head and closed her eyes, forcing herself to sleep because the next day was going to be a really heavy one for her, she had to wake up early in the morning and go buy some stuff, she then had a photo session and she had to start writing a new song for her upcoming album and she didn't had an idea of what to write.
The next morning she woke up at 6, she took a shower and got ready, she then drove to the closest mart that was open that early and bought all she needed before 8 am. She smiled a little relieved and headed towards the cashier to pay for the things, but as she crossed one of the aisles she found a girl that didn't looked too different from the bimbo images she saw last night, the woman was wearing a really short miniskirt, a skimpy tank top that displayed her thin waist and her really ample cleavage and 12 inch high heels, everything in a blazing pink tone. Her hair was long and bleach blonde and her lips were quite big and covered with bright pink lipstick too, as soon as she saw Taylor she gave a silght giggle before approaching her.
"Hello!" The woman cheered happily "You're Like, Taylor Swift aren't you?"
"Uhm... Yes... I am" Taylor replied forcing a smile
"Like, OMG!" the woman said squealing "My name's Candy and I, Like, really like your music and stuff!"
"Thank you... Candy..." Taylor said a little uncomfortable "It's always nice to hear that..."
"And I Like that you're just like me!" Candy giggled "I, like, finally know a bimbo celeb, but, like, you have to work on your look! you seem too... not hot!"
Taylor took a deep breath before answering
"Listen, Candy" Taylor said holding her anger "I am not a Stup... I'm not a Bimbo... I'm acutally a quite smart girl, all you've heared in t.v. last night was just that presenter being a douchebag... And now if you excuse me, I have a lot of things to do, I need to pay for this stuff, and then I have to go home and leave it there before heading towards a photoshoot, and after that I need to start writing a new song for my album"
"That's sounds, like, really hard" Candy answered with a confused look on her face and scratching her head with her long pink nails "You should, like, relax a little"
"Well I can't" Taylor answered while staring at the girl "normal girls gives priotity to their work"
"Then, Like, let me help you out a little" Candy said with a giggle and suddenly wrapped her arms around Taylor and kissed her lips deeply, Taylor was taken by surprise and all she could do was open her eyes wide open and blush wildly as the woman kissed her, it was the very first time a girl kissed her.
"There!" Candy giggled letting Taylor go at last "I, like, Promise tonight you'll have a lot of fun! and you will once at least one night of the month!" she then took a piece of paper and wrote her phone number placing it on Taylor's hand, who was completly frozen "Like, gimme a call if you wanna have fun! bye Tay-Tay!"
The woman walked away swaying her hips as she did, leaving Taylor completly stunned, she stood on the same place for a few minutes staring at the spot where the girl was and looking at the phone number every often, she sure was glad it was that early and that no body was around to withness that.
After 10 entire minutes, she finally snapped out of her shock and walked towards the cashier, payed for her stuff and headed back towards her car, she spent 3 minutes trying to start it with her house keys, but she thought she was still too shocked by what just happened. However, her behavior wasn't normal during the day, besides of trying to start her car with her house keys, she did the opposite as she arrived home, then during her photoshoot, she felt the need to do more and more revealing poses to the point the photographer had to stop her from showing her naked breasts to the camera.
"S-Sorry" Taylor apologized with her face blazing red "I... I feel, Like, a little weird today..."
Taylor couldn't understand why she was doing that, but she just dismissed that and went home after the photoshoot, she spent all the afternoon trying to write a new song, but no matter how much she squeezed her brain, she couldn't come up with anything clever, only stupid and dirty lyrics crossed her mind every often and more than once she had to hold a giggle to come out her mouth every time she thought about them. Taylor again dismissed those thoughts, thinking she just had a terrible writer's block, and that, combined with the shock she recieved in the morning, was the cause of all her weird behavior during the day.
"Agh!" She said throwing her notebook away after a while "This isn't working" she then sighed "I need some fresh air and relax a bit"
1 snallygaster 2018-07-03
The girl stood up and walked towards the window and opened it, the night breeze felt really good after spending hours sitting on her bed trying to think the lyrics for a song she still wasn't sure of what was going to be called, she stared at the cloudy sky with a pensive expression as a weird itchy sensation took over her, she thought about Candy and how easy her life would be, not worrying about anything but have fun all the time, some times she wished she just could leave everything behind and relax for a while.
In that moment the clouds moved away and the full moon shone in the sky, for a few seconds, Taylor smiled and stared at it with a smile on her face, but her smile immediately banished as a sudden hot sensation assaulted her entire body, for some reason she became horny from one second to another. Blushing, she started walking numbly towards her bed, everything was spinning around her and her head felt like about to explode.
The pleasure became so unbearable that she fell on her hands and knees as she orgasmed. For a few seconds she remained motionless, completly stunned at the fact that she just had an spontaneous orgasm, but then she saw how her nails became longer and longer and covered themselves with bright pink polish and her skin becoming slightly tanner.
"W-What's happening?!" she said gritting her teeth and crawling towards the full body mirror on her closet's door, making a great effort as her legs were still quite weak due to the orgasm she just had, she stood up and looked at herself, there were still some patches of paler skin on her body but the tanner one slowly took over completly, her hair by the other hand was getting a lighter color and getting longer and curlier, reaching her waist and getting an unnatural bleach blonde tone.
"Like, What's going on?!" she said terrified "Like, why am i talking like this?!"
The girl gasped as her lips swelled a little bit and the red lipstick covering them changed to bright pink, her blue eyes opened in panic as she finally understood what was happening, her face reminded her of that Candy girl she saw in the mart...
"NO!" she squealed holding her head "I, LIKE, DON'T WANT TO BE A BIMBO! I'M, LIKE, A REALLY INTELLI... INTE... SMART GIRL!"
She started crying desperate as a horrible pressure suddenly started building on her chest, her modest B cup breasts started inflating, making her shirt more and more tight with every passing second and didn't stopped until they reached the triple D cup, her shirt tore appart and her bra explode as her now gigantic breasts bounced almost unnaturally on her now naked chest, she stared at them with her eyes and mouthwide open, squeezing them to make sure they were real and a soft moan followed by a giggle escaped her full lips.
Taylor's waist became even thinner than usual and her hips flared out, becoming twice as big, completly obliterating her panties, her pants however just ripped and managed to barely remain attached to the now enormous girl's rear, being the only clothes that remained on the girl's hourglass shaped body.
"Like, Conce-conce... like, focus!" the girl said between giggles as her head felt like if being completly emptied, she held it with her hands trying to keep her thoughts and intelligence, but her IQ kept plummeting down "You have, like, write a song, and like, like... like find someone to have fun!" she giggled as Taylor's control of her own actions banished completly "I'm like so hawt!, I could go to a club and find a hot guy to fuck! No! i like, can call Candy and have sex with a girl for the first time ever, It'll be like, totally hawt and fun!"
Taylor rushed towards the phone and took out Candy's number from the pocket of her pants remains and marked it, she took a few seconds to realize she was holding the phone upside down before talking
"Hey Candy, this is Tay-Tay!" she cheered "I, like wanted to have some fun tonight! i'll give you my address so you can come over and do something super hawt!"
Candy accepted immediately and after 45 minutes, the girl arrived Taylor's place, as soon a she arrived, both girls started kissing passionately, getting rid of Taylor's clothes' last reminiscent right away and they spent the whole night making out, both girls orgasmed several times until, about 4 am Tay-Tay passed out due to the pleasure.
Taylor woke up in the morning with a smile on her face, she felt extremly relaxed, like if someone rebooted her brain and made it start from zero, she felt refreshed and ready to start working on her new song. She turned around in her bed and her eyes opened wide at the sight of a sleeping Candy.
The girl shrieked and jumped out of bed, she was completly naked and, judging by the drapes on the floor, she tore off her clothes last night. Candy woke up when Taylor shrieked, and after calming her down and convince her she didn't raped her, she explained everything that happened last night and that the same would happen once every month during the full moon.
"You, Like don't remember anything from last night?" Candy asked when she was done explaining "It was real fun!"
"I only remember feeling really aroused out of nothing!" Taylor said freaking out at the thought of becoming a sex crazed bimbo every single month "Everything's a blank space and..." she stopped for a few seconds and then snapped her fingers "that's it! Blank Space!" she said as she rushed to pick up the notebook she threw to the floor last night, writing quickly as all the lyrics to a new song popped on her head "wow... i.. i never wrote a song so fast!" she said surprised
"All you needed was, like, a free night to relax!" Candy said giggling "And since you're smart, your brain like, works faster after it or something"
Taylor smiled, even thought she freaked out at first, she had to accept that the relaxation state she achieved was quite impressive, and also made her work faster and better than ever, so she agreed that each moth, Candy will come over to play with Tay-Tay so Taylor could get a little escape of her busy life and enjoy herself as much as she wanted at least once a month so she would be refreshed and ready to start a whole new one more inspired and relaxed than ever, enjoying her blank spaces every time they happened...
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-03
This is amazing 💗💗
Is it oc snally?
1 SuitableHippo999 2018-07-03
Aww, describe the sex a bit. I want to see what snallygaster smut looks like.
1 dramasexual 2018-07-03
I... what.
Also, does this mean that were-bimbo kisses are like werewolf bites? Does this mean Taylor Swift can no longer kiss anyone without turning them, too, into a were-bimbo? Does it work on men? So many questions.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
OUT 👉👉👉
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-03
I just post this on every tay tay thread now
It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
Also, she looks like a possum
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
you're a discusting human being on every level. you make me sick
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-03
for a while i was thinking "dachshund," but no possum is the most accurate one
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
pls stop
1 aiyooooo 2018-07-03
that channel is pretty good, but then i got deeper and it got really autistic.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-03
I wouldnt recommend it beyond the music parodies
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2018-07-03
Wow
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-03
this person has no ass.
her ass absconded. Its embarassing
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-03
She ain't no baboon.
1 ihategivingusernames 2018-07-03
Well, I don’t recognize it!!!
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-03
😴😴😴
1 snallygaster 2018-07-03
Taylor Swift, blissfully unaware that the reporter she was on her way to see was on her way to being plant food, skipped back outside with a pair of shades, listening to tunes playing from an old Ipod. She walked right beside Maria's high heels on her way to Maria's original destination in decidedly non-interview attire. But after walking around the beach in a dress and heels, it'd take more than a mean attitude to make Taylor wear longer shorts.
"Yoo-hoo! Maria? Guess who's knocking!" Taylor reined in her excitement when the whole guest house shuddered as if her knocking alone would collapse it. The door creaked open as Taylor took a peak inside. Her blue eyes surveyed the room, finding cobwebs and dust all over the tables and chairs. Taylor found herself doubting that Maria would have hung out in this shack for hours. The sunlight shone through the cracked glass window, temporarily blinding her as she tripped over what felt like a log lying in the middle of the floor.
"Ooommpphh!" The tall blonde fell to the ground with the thud when the log under her began to move. That's no log, Taylor realized as she felt her waist and chest being coiled up, scales pressing firmly against her smooth and perfect skin. Rearing its head over hers was a massive green snake. As it stared at her with its beady black eyes and flicked its tongue in her direction, Taylor's mind fought to push away the unthinkable: she was about to become its breakfast.
"Miss Menounos? Is anyone there? ANYONE?!" Each word came out more painfully than the last as the coils squeezed her more tightly. Taylor dug her sneaker-clad feet into the creaking floor in vain, trying to gain some kind of leverage as she lay helplessly in the snake's grasp. Her screams were quickly muffled by the snake's display of impatience: instead of waiting for Taylor to pass out, its head lunged forward at lightning speed and Taylor found her eyes exploring the fleshy pink insides of its jaw as her black shades slid off her face. Further defying everything Taylor had learned about snakes swallowing their prey, its coils unraveled and it held her horizontally, giving Taylor the opportunity to repeat the vain struggle so many of her friends had repeated before.
"You can't eat me! I'm famous!" Taylor blurted out as her legs swung up and down, flailing her arms wildly to try to free herself. A woman-eating snake couldn't care less if she was famous or not. Taylor yelped for her friends and banged her feet into the floor to make as much noise as she could. Taylor briefly gave up her kicking to try digging her sneakers into the floor, but the snake tugged her back with such force that both her sneakers came off. As if they provided any hope of rescue, Taylor tried to grasp them with her socked toes and slip her feet back in, but the snake's relentless suction of her body continued. She found herself lifted up into the air again, feeling the snake's drool covering her exposed bellybutton.
"Somebody please!" she begged as she sank deeper into the pink, slimy insides of her captor. "Nnnnmmmppphhh! MMMPPHHH!" Taylor's cries became grunts and moans as each breath became increasingly shallow. Her damp black shorts were the next to disappear from view as Taylor pointed her socked toes like a ballerina and her kicking became increasingly narrow. Taylor gave up calling for help and started singing to herself, beginning to accept that this was the end. Taylor could feel the snake's tongue teasing her by licking her cotton-covered soles, her toes reflexively clenching and unclenching. Her legs lifting and heels pounding the floor sporadically were little more than gag reflexes to the snake's powerful muscles pushing her into its stomach. The snake landed beside Taylor's abandoned gray sneakers, her shades and Ipod tossed aside. Taylor was now a massive bulge in the snake's stomach, left to wonder if the same thing had happened to Maria Menounos. And wondering if any of her friends would be joining her.
1 Sir_Panache 2018-07-03
That wasn't what I was hoping for
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-03
Ew....new Reddit.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
it's the mobile app for iOS. Not the redesign. fuck that shit
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-03
Oh Ed, the app? Ew.....are you ok?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
https://i.imgur.com/ME4Vosc.png no?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-03
You Reddit on a computer? Lmao
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-03
No, but I still don't use the app. Ew. Poor design for poor Android lusers.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-03
Ah
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-03
Only the worst of retards use reddit on a phone.
Computer or get the fuck out.
1 Matthew94 2018-07-03
I thought you hated phoneposters?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
i see the problem.
1 Matthew94 2018-07-03
Classic Ed!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
Classic Matthew!
1 Matthew94 2018-07-03
I was just having a laugh at your funny reply Ed. No need to take it so personally.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03
Stop it Matthew, you're already making me blush! ☺️️
1 Matthew94 2018-07-03
?
1 Dopella 2018-07-03
always knew you were gay
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-07-03
No ass. No boobs. No deal.
1 bijinchan 2018-07-03
No ass. No boobs. /u/YameteOniichanItai
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-03
That's the ideal :)
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-03
How can a face be so perfect. Hunter eyes, high cheekbones, literal angel.
1 T0yN0k 2018-07-03
Why isn't our queen Cardi B?
1 Pepperglue 2018-07-03
So what was the reason of our love for Taylor Swift?