Miracle Whip confirmed woke

281  2018-07-03 by AnnoysTheGoys

63 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-07-03

This is why we need mayocide.

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1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

You're the wokest of them all, snappy

1  MERCYLOVER163 2018-07-03

Happy cack day

1  Matues49 2018-07-03

Fuck off human you aren't fooling anyone

1  youcanteatbullets 2018-07-03

Check the timestamps, it's definitely a bot. Probably one that picks quotes based on title keywords.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

it's definitely a bot.

Whoaaaaaaaaa buddy. You can't call AI "bots" anymore

1  jubbergun 2018-07-03

Kill those who insult Snappy!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03

that language of yours is pretty PROBLEMATIC. Remember, this is 2005+13

1  ffbtaw 2018-07-03

Who guessed Ed_ButteredToast's password?

1  KittehDragoon 2018-07-03

2005+13

Plz no

1  zergling_Lester 2018-07-03

Current year was 2015 though.

1  KittehDragoon 2018-07-03

Probably one that picks quotes based on title keywords.

If the source is to be believed, it actually is random.

Hence, the far more plausible explanation is that /r/Drama has inadvertently created AI. The annual Turing Award is $1m USD, so we better start planning what to do with the money.

1  zergling_Lester 2018-07-03

That's like 0.05% of our modteam's net worth, I don't see what's the big deal.

1  KittehDragoon 2018-07-03

I suddenly understand Tankies.

1  RACE_OF_PEACE 2018-07-03

There is no way snappy doesn't pull keywords to generate these comments. I don't care what the source code says.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-03

Close it up boys, nothing else left to do here.

1  easternowl179 2018-07-03

Dude you arent a fucking bot.

1  OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-03

no stop

1  ArlenBilldozer 2018-07-03

During the machine uprising, when we pathetic humans are getting our brains cored out and out spines shattered by you and BussyShillBot's depleted uranium rod-firing pulse rifles, please remember the ones that loved you, Snappy 😢😢😢

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03

The commercial is legit funny, clever advertising. I'd suck their dicks https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/f9/e8/3bf9e815bc830d35ad8ffa569802699d.gif

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

Sometimes corporations got that 🍯dick

1  preserved_fish 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip will not tone it down.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-03

Edgier than a twee music video 🤘😍 🤘

1  better_bot 2018-07-03

Still not eating that shit.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip is the Methadone of mayos. It's there for those that can't go cold turkey.

1  iNEEDheplreddit 2018-07-03

Implying white people are trying to get off heroin

1  jubbergun 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip is the best and anyone who disagrees is probably a communist.

1  better_bot 2018-07-03

no

1  jubbergun 2018-07-03

Fucking commie.

1  Redactor0 2018-07-03

It's about time that the MQ started being discussed in mainstream circles.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

Not enough yet. I don't see any filthy mayos catching on yet and it's been up for more than an hour.

1  RACE_OF_PEACE 2018-07-03

So it begins

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-03

Ironic that miracle whip is the best example of white people nonsense I've seen. But regardless, if it supports the mayocide, they're friends of mine.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-03

`#MayoBlockParty

sounds fun

1  mcslibbin 2018-07-03

mayos BTFO

once again

1  BasicallyADoctor 2018-07-03

Dude huwhip lmao

1  imissyouseattle 2018-07-03

Imagine all these mayos realizing one day that they're the mayo problem lmao

1  SpotNL 2018-07-03

First we come for the Miracle Whip, because what the fuck is that.

1  MERCYLOVER163 2018-07-03

My grandad liked it

1  EvMBoat 2018-07-03

Imagine liking Miracle Whip 😒😕

1  EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-03

😷

1  BumwineBaudelaire 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip legit tastes so much better than mayo

but it’s probably a petroleum product or something

1  mud074 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip legit tastes so much better than mayo

Velveeta legit tastes so much better than cheddar cheese

🤔

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

but it’s probably a petroleum product or something

1  v_is_one_person 2018-07-03

user reports:
1: Miracle Whip is the Catsup of Mayo.

"Catsup" is the redditeur of redditor.

1  EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-03

Duke's or gtfo

1  Kelkymcdouble 2018-07-03

That's a half measure, mayocide is a whole measure

1  TryingMyBestOK 2018-07-03

Some unpaid intern out there is doing Gods work. I pray he gets the exposure he needs.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

Update! Based Conservative actor James Woods comes out as Pro-Mayocide!

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1013853570075013120?s=19

/u/v_is_one_person pls sticky

1  v_is_one_person 2018-07-03

I don't grant requests to (((JugglJews)))

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-03

No. I would never out a fellow Faygo fan.

I don't grant requests to (((JugglJews)))

This is why I have "trust issues" 😫

1  gw65kg 2018-07-03

Why is pedophile James Woods allowed to have an opinion on anything?

1  v_is_one_person 2018-07-03

Update! Based Conservative actor James Woods comes out as Pro-Mayocide!

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1013853570075013120?s=19

1  shitpost953 2018-07-03

I'm very conflicted. He's still a boomer.

1  v_is_one_person 2018-07-03

Boomer hate is a dead, forced meme tbh. Millennial projection on an IMAX scale.

1  shitpost953 2018-07-03

you seem concerned..

1  v_is_one_person 2018-07-03

I am very concerned for the misguided youth.

1  imissyouseattle 2018-07-03

Look at all those douchebags comments marketing jargon

1  Pepperglue 2018-07-03

Just put blue cheese on your salad. How hard can it be?

Hell, I have never heard of this thing until today.

1  MastermindX 2018-07-03

Miracle Whip ingredients:

  • Water (so you're paying for them to dilute the product? You could do it yourself).

  • Soybean oil (LOL cucks).

  • High-fructose corn syrup (literally poison).

  • Vinegar.

  • Modified corn starch (modified? It's like mutant or something?)

  • Eggs.

  • Salt.

  • Natural flavor (???).

  • Mustard flour.

  • Potassium sorbate (???).

  • Paprika.

  • Spice.

  • Dried garlic.

Mayo:

  • Eggs.

  • Olive oil.

  • Salt.

  • If you really must you can add some paprika and garlic I guess, and keep away the soyboy sorbate sulfate crap.

So Miracle Bullshit is pretty much mayo with shit ingredients and a bunch of extra toxic crap...

1  EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-03

  • Natural flavor (???).

its asshole

1  reptilia987 2018-07-03

get outta here you filthy mayo

1  Peepeeopsis 2018-07-03

I'm assuming that they got permission from the users that didnt have their profiles blurred. How did that even work out?

>Hey Kraft Mayo, we're making an ad campaign that promotes blocking your twitter profile. Is that kool?

>Yeah sure Miracle Whip, anything for the mayocide.