How stupid am I?

5  2018-07-04 by Lumelore_

So a little backstory; I've never had a girlfriend. I just found a yearbook from 5th grade today. It had a girl's number with a heart next to it. When I got it didn't think anything of it, so I never called it. A year later the same girl invites me to her pool party which she says is supposed to be girls only, but she'd make an exception for me. I pussied out and never went. Why am I like this? Should I call the number?

5 comments

1  FallingOverSideways 2018-07-04

/r/braincels femoids are obviously the issue here, not you.

1  WarSanchez 2018-07-04

A year later the same girl invites me to her pool party which she says is supposed to be girls only, but she'd make an exception for me.

Bruh, that's gay bff territory.

Just embrace the bussy.

1  [deleted] 2018-07-04

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04

So a little backstory;

ugh, i'm already bored

I've never had a girlfriend.

lol incel

(Edit: I am straight.)

faggot

I just found a yearbook from 5th grade today.

well well well, aren't we a bit nosey

It had a girl's number with a heart next to it.

that's gay af

When I got it didn't think anything of it,

that doesn't surprise me. the "not thinking" part

so I never called it.

what a pussy

A year later the same girl invites me to her pool party

who are you even kidding lol, nobody invites you to anything, EVER!

which she says is supposed to be girls only,

How is this not a wet dream?

but she'd make an exception for me.

http://i.giphy.com/Fjr6v88OPk7U4.gif

I pussied out and never went.

lol figures

Why am I like this?

I don't know Sherlock, you tell me

Should I call the number?

Yes, it's 911 or https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/immediate-help

1  Psyman2 2018-07-04

That was an interesting story. I feel sorry for anyone involved.

1  toynbeeidea16 2018-07-04

How stupid am I?

posting in /r/drama

Pretty fucking stupid.