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Goddammit, you nearly killed me. I laughed so hard at that I thought lungs were coming up.

she ain't gonna fuck you, dude

2018 and still not using a bidet. What kind of fucking mongoloid neanderthal is this person? DISGUSTING

BRB washing my anus

You better. I will personally come home after work to check it

No mom, please. You don't need to check. I promise I used the butt sink.

Now now honey, spread your cheeks wide and open like your daddy taught you

Did you use boat soap? Let me smell your cheeks

American.

It disgusting to think that there are hundreds of millions of people walking with shit in their pants literally. Shitty anuses.

To be fair, entire European cities smell like literal shit.

I think your stanky asshole overrides any other smells so you think the cities smell bad. Have you tried sticking showerhead up there? It helps

It's a well documented fact Europoors can't keep their cities from smelling like ass.

If you gonna troll, at least TRY. Tisk tisk.

I'm not trolling, your cities smell like shit.

Are you so retarded that you forgot Italy, Turkey, and Greece are part of Europe?

Turkey Europe

lawl, and I am retarded

Kinda figured a eurocuck couldn't read a fucking map.

Lawl, you are funny

Not half as funny as the chumps getting fucked by refugees.

Holy shit we have an actual alt-right here, you do realize this is satirical sub, right? Who hurt you? Are you lost?

lolwut, I'm a proud LARPer than you very much. Tisk, the nerve of some people.

wow, i never knew Tunisia and Syria were part of Europe

Turkey

Europe

>Implying

Yuropoors too stupid to wipe their asses and need a robot to do it for them

You are just jealous of our robots. We fuck them too btw

dude its so convenient. you dont need an enema bag anymore, just open your asshole and let the bidet liberate you. its the future

having shit water all over your ass

Little shit particles, invisible to the naked eye, flowing down your legs. Absolutely reprehensible.

That's why I always vacuum my asshole when I shit

If after seeing this picture on her Tinder 23 men actually contacted her, then:

a) you americans have barely any standarts.

b) most likely fake story.

c) she will write a clickbait article about this.

a) you americans have barely any standarts.

You must be new to tinder. If you have a vagina there are guys texting you

Dunno, I like profiles that obviously don't take themselves too seriously in pics.

real world conflicts

i sleep

Twitter outrage

REAL™ SHIT

real world conflicts

😴 i sleep 😴

Back to front toilet paper

👁 REAL™ SHIT 👁

not shoving a rock up your ass to wipe those puckered lips

t. brainlet

Imagine being an asslet who's uncalloused cheeks can't be wiped with the reusable toilet brick.

The cinder blocks have holes for shit, not breeze

I'll give her some creativity points for not being the literal most basic possible tinder thot, but honestly that profile is extremely awful - even without her degenerate toilet paper alignment

Every time their is a link to twitter it make Reddit looks whole lot better. /u/spez next the tards on this site give you shit about cancerous resign just say "whelp at least it's not twitter"

Every time their is

There*

Every time their is

There*

THEYARE

FUCKING BACKWARDS.

If foids would just do things right the first time then men wouldn't need to correct them.

Hasn't sh been posted here before for this shit

https://twitter.com/HanaMichels/status/1009196577062248450

She's kinda pretty but obviously fucking insane. The type of girl you fuck and close your facebook for a few weeks so she can't find you. Notice how its always the abusive one who doesn't stop talking about their abusive ex.

The problem, in a nutshell:

As your friend I say, “fuck them” but as your roommate I say, “they have a point.”

Only you're allowed to have that point!

She's cu-

30

Bi

Danger hair

😏😏😏

woah she's wacky a selfie with a towel on and a toothbrush? that's just plain wacky. what wont she do?

More literally who blue checkmarks smh

Also, profile is open to women. 23 men.

There are 50+ times as many straight men as there are lesbos, but I don't expect a femoid to understand statistics.

Bitching about 23 dudes using the same lighthearted observation to try and break the ice?

She sounds like one of those girls on Tinder that can't hold a conversation to save their life.

The only way she could be more stereotypical bad at social interaction online is to try and make it everyone else's fault she hasn't disabled twitter notifications on her phone. oh