IT'S OUR πΊπΈNATION'S πΊπΈ BIRTHDAY
17 2018-07-04 by throwawayforme9000
IT'S OUR πΊπΈNATION'S πΊπΈ BIRTHDAY πππ PATRI-SLUTSπππ© AND IT HAS A BIIIG ππ―ππ PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY π¨πππ¦ UNCLE SAM π₯π₯π₯WANTS YoUππ©ππ! HE's BRINGING his STAR πβ¨βοΈSPANGLED π₯β‘οΈπ₯BONER ππ―ππ©π© TO GIVE YOU FREEπ ±οΈOM TO HOEβΌοΈ BUTTπ that's not ALL. HE'S gonna launch his rocket ππ©π into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVEπππ and EXPLODEβ¨π₯π© in your SPACIOUS SKIESππππ. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE π©πππΊπΈ DADDY will eat that ASSπ©π like apple π pie ππΊπΈππ―. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE π‘π€πΊπββ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! π£ππ¦π¦βπ ππ send this to 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£ SONS of LIBERTITTY π¦π¦π₯π¦π & you'll get Daddy SAMs' MEGA THICC PATRIODICKβΌοΈπππ₯π₯ππ¦π¦πππ¦π©π©π
15 comments
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-04
Confirmed Southerners
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
Imbred Amerilards OUT! OUT! OUT!
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-04
Shove it up your butt
1 eufouric 2018-07-04
π±π·π±π·π±π·happy 4thπ΅π·π΅π·π΅π·
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-04
πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-04
Brits:
Canadians:
Mexicans:
1 somethingrelevant 2018-07-04
I'm just here to point out in my Firefox the American flag doesn't work right so I got to read "IT'S OUR usNATION'S us BIRTHDAY"
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-04
r/drama is french = confirmed.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-04
Lul
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-04
The guy ran out of town by college students?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-04
ReEeEeEeEeE
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-04
What do you say?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-04
Dead :^)
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-04
As in dead Nazis.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-04
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