IT'S OUR πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈNATION'S πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ BIRTHDAY

17  2018-07-04 by throwawayforme9000

IT'S OUR πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈNATION'S πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ BIRTHDAY πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ PATRI-SLUTSπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜© AND IT HAS A BIIIG πŸ˜‰πŸ’―πŸ†πŸ‘… PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY πŸ‘¨πŸ‘€πŸ†πŸ’¦ UNCLE SAM πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE's BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED πŸ’₯⚑️πŸ”₯BONER πŸ™‡πŸ˜―πŸŽ‰πŸ˜©πŸ˜© TO GIVE YOU FREEπŸ…±οΈOM TO HOE‼️ BUTTπŸ˜‰ that's not ALL. HE'S gonna launch his rocket πŸš€πŸ˜©πŸ˜‹ into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVEπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ and EXPLODE✨πŸ’₯😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIESπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE πŸ˜©πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ DADDY will eat that ASSπŸ˜©πŸ˜‹ like apple 🍎 pie πŸ˜‹πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘ŒπŸ’―. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€πŸ‘ΊπŸ–•βŒβŒ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! πŸ˜£πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦βŒπŸ™…πŸ˜”πŸ˜” send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦πŸ”₯πŸ’¦πŸ˜œ & you'll get Daddy SAMs' MEGA THICC PATRIODICKβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜

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OUR DADDY πŸ‘¨πŸ‘€πŸ†πŸ’¦ UNCLE SAM

dad & uncle

Confirmed Southerners

OUR πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈNATION'S

Imbred Amerilards OUT! OUT! OUT!

Shove it up your butt

πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·happy 4thπŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

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Brits:

Good riddance

Canadians:

Better behave or... we'll burn your White House down.

Mexicans:

Thanks! We'll take it from here...

I'm just here to point out in my Firefox the American flag doesn't work right so I got to read "IT'S OUR usNATION'S us BIRTHDAY"

r/Drama is not American

r/drama is french = confirmed.

The guy ran out of town by college students?

ReEeEeEeEeE

Dead :^)

As in dead Nazis.

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