If Israel was 51st State it would only have 2 senators?

10  2018-07-04 by newcomer_ts

12 comments

1  YTPeePo 2018-07-04

Is there a contract stipulation at The New Yorker that you have to have those stupid cartoon twitter avatars. Amazing even in cartoon form they are able to capture the smugness.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04

/u/HodortheDoorHolder what about your "bitmojis"?

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-04

My bitmoji isn't me being smug. It's me being happy and saying, "I'm better than you, dude!"

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04

Ah. Makes perfect sense!

1  SecretDragoon 2018-07-04

No it would have 102.

1  Matues49 2018-07-04

It would have as many (((senators))) it wished, goy.

1  69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-04

No goy, Israel IS the senate .

1  ShinPanzerHexe 2018-07-04

The fact that he thinks the Sunni Shia divide and the Iran Gulf divide started after 1993 shows he has no idea what he's talking about.

1  neverball 2018-07-04

Who give's a shit? Just keep droning all of them until they stfu about this Muhammad character

1  spookyguy109 2018-07-04

Israel gets 100 senators actually.

1  mcslibbin 2018-07-04

What, 100 more?

1  Pepperglue 2018-07-04

So being mean to Iran is being nice to Putin? WTF I hate Israel now.