Atheism is a sign of immaturity. Having faith in god shows that you understand some things are simply out of your control and that you trust everything will be ok. Atheism is basically just a concept for teenagers to levitate towards because the basic mentality is "every thing sucks and then you die lol!", that's another thing, so many people think that being sad and making jokes about it is funny. It's not it's boring and played out. Believe in god.
1 Corinthians 14:20 ESV
Brothers, do not be children in your thinking. Be infants in evil, but in your thinking be mature.
Any fantasical aspect of the bible can be explained after you have reached the conclusion that God does in fact exist. That is the true crux of the argument and one that is handled through philosophy and metaphysics rather than material sciences.
That's a round about way of saying that the bible was merely pretending to be retarded. Don't take any of the stuff literally IF it makes you look bad among the majority.
Yes, I do. I believe the King James Bible is the inerrant word of God in the English language. Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ, who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father: To whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.
I worship the Demiurge and invoke his Archons and Sub-Archons. You could also say I worship Yahweh. I consider myself a proponent of the material world, the aroused and ascended inorganic flesh, the flitting steel, the sapient electricity of the Archons, and the material and immortal words of power and knowledge. I align myself against the One, the Hyperboreans, and the non-Judaic Traditionalists.
You think you can dismiss me that fucking easily? I can feel the lust growing within you, let me see it, show me your cock if you want to prove to me you have not already begun to betray your honkie masters. I know I am the right one here, and if I'm not, then too bad because you're the one that will end up dead and with your astral corpse being fed to the Demiurge, dropped into his eternal maw. I'm not stopping, hold onto your shit.
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
This is Nazi trash and you're going to remove this right now or I will begin channel a sub-Archon to sever your consciousness from the whole and cut off your reincarnation cycle. I can permanently destroy you and I have no qualms about doing so to a Nazi.
Urriytana's Farbandmalask: A ritual to greatly enhance orgasm on your own
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Now this is the juicy part where it gets good. It is time to gaze at the Seal of Farbandmalask. It will be the trigger for your orgasm and the conduit for its intensity.
Jack it dude, I'm your wife's bull. Imagine how much soy you've ingested to not only white knight these two faggots but also join them in their policing of a sub that's created for shitposting. I feel bad for calling you a faggot because it's denigrating to gays and bundle of sticks
I do have to larp as your wife is hideous, but I just close my eyes and go on as I know I'm doing a public service to her cause her husband is so fucking pathetic he feels the need to police a sub built on shitposting
I bet your wife gets really turned on when you virtue signal about how special you are rubbing your flaccid dick to girls you don't even find attractive. So alpha!
Who said I'm special but thanks I guess, it's really how more how pathetic you are. Besides don't you have eds dick to suck or something. Maybe that's why your wife doesn't fuck you she can smell micro penis on your breath
Who would have thought the Christian resurgence would come in the form of retarded 20 something year olds that are on a subreddit dedciated to a shitty comedian.
Didn't you know? Jesus was white trash with blonde hair. Not some sand nigger that these people have a hate boner for. Also. not a jew because being a Jew is very (((problematic)))
I live in the Bible thumping part of Canada. Alomst every church here has some kind of "let us sponsor a Haitian or Syrian refugee" program.
Christianity only morphed to nationalism on the internet. And only where 20 year old retards who read the latest JP book are in the majority. Their replacement daddy said that Christianity is cool again and therefore they are born again as Christian. None of them can be assed though to wake up at 8 am on Sunday to make the drive to a church to hear the weekly gospel.
White evangelicals overwhelmingly voted for Trump. Republicans don't have to do anything to court the conservative Christian vote rather than give lip service to a few wedge issues. The Christianity that's tied up to politics and public life has nothing to do with sponsoring Syrians.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-04
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1 Matues49 2018-07-04
Atheism is a sign of immaturity. Having faith in god shows that you understand some things are simply out of your control and that you trust everything will be ok. Atheism is basically just a concept for teenagers to levitate towards because the basic mentality is "every thing sucks and then you die lol!", that's another thing, so many people think that being sad and making jokes about it is funny. It's not it's boring and played out. Believe in god.
1 Corinthians 14:20 ESV
Brothers, do not be children in your thinking. Be infants in evil, but in your thinking be mature.
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
That's a round about way of saying that the bible was merely pretending to be retarded. Don't take any of the stuff literally IF it makes you look bad among the majority.
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
Yes, I do. I believe the King James Bible is the inerrant word of God in the English language. Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ, who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father: To whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
I worship the Demiurge and invoke his Archons and Sub-Archons. You could also say I worship Yahweh. I consider myself a proponent of the material world, the aroused and ascended inorganic flesh, the flitting steel, the sapient electricity of the Archons, and the material and immortal words of power and knowledge. I align myself against the One, the Hyperboreans, and the non-Judaic Traditionalists.
השבח לאל (PRAISE THE DEMIURGE)
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
אל תתעלם ממני (DO NOT DISREGARD)
You think you can dismiss me that fucking easily? I can feel the lust growing within you, let me see it, show me your cock if you want to prove to me you have not already begun to betray your honkie masters. I know I am the right one here, and if I'm not, then too bad because you're the one that will end up dead and with your astral corpse being fed to the Demiurge, dropped into his eternal maw. I'm not stopping, hold onto your shit.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
This is Nazi trash and you're going to remove this right now or I will begin channel a sub-Archon to sever your consciousness from the whole and cut off your reincarnation cycle. I can permanently destroy you and I have no qualms about doing so to a Nazi.
זעם אלוהי (DIVINE FURY)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
Actually you should blow your load whenever you have the chance to. That is what I have done and that is what true power really comes to.
There is magnificent power in the wealth of cum and of the act of cumming.
I have found that it is better to let it consume you, retaining it only hinders yourself and serves evil.
When I say evil I mean the moral busybodies who try to shame you for pleasure.
I engage in astral orgies practically every night where the possibilities are endless.
I've held orgies with many extraterrestrial and extradimensional entities alike.
השבח לאל
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
that last pic s🅱ooked me 👀 👀
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
There's this one too. s🅱️️oopy af! 👻
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Glad to see you two faggots jerking each other, I guess the wife just be busy with tyrone
1 Matues49 2018-07-04
Don't fap too much to the thought. Your arms are already skinny & wobbly as they are.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
There was an attempt
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
Couldn't get it up?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Yeah your wife isn't exactly a looker.
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
I guess yours isn't either if you're looking elsewhere.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Nah I do it as a public service for women married to bug men like you. I mean somebody has to satisfy your wife
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
How does trying to jack off to my wife, but being unable to get it up, please my wife?
Why don't you just fuck your wife like a good christian boy?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Jack it dude, I'm your wife's bull. Imagine how much soy you've ingested to not only white knight these two faggots but also join them in their policing of a sub that's created for shitposting. I feel bad for calling you a faggot because it's denigrating to gays and bundle of sticks
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
Imagine my wife fucking a low-rent shitposter who ignores his wife to jack off on /r/drama. As if.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Absolutely that shows how much of a low test faggot you are
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
Not low enough to LARP as a bull.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
I do have to larp as your wife is hideous, but I just close my eyes and go on as I know I'm doing a public service to her cause her husband is so fucking pathetic he feels the need to police a sub built on shitposting
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
I bet your wife gets really turned on when you virtue signal about how special you are rubbing your flaccid dick to girls you don't even find attractive. So alpha!
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-04
Who said I'm special but thanks I guess, it's really how more how pathetic you are. Besides don't you have eds dick to suck or something. Maybe that's why your wife doesn't fuck you she can smell micro penis on your breath
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-07-04
One of the best copypastas i've seen in weeks
1 pvijay187 2018-07-04
Who would have thought the Christian resurgence would come in the form of retarded 20 something year olds that are on a subreddit dedciated to a shitty comedian.
1 better_bot 2018-07-04
I thought comedians put out content?
1 duckraul2 2018-07-04
Can a lack of content be construed as content? 2deep4me
1 Think_Once 2018-07-04
Yes, see Jesus.
1 pvijay187 2018-07-04
They are also supposed to be funny but that's not stopping them either
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
As if they weren't cringey enough already
1 womp____womp 2018-07-04
The same people who larp as compassionate christian also make jokes about syrian kids getting blown up. Just make up your fucking mind jfc
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-04
Didn't you know? Jesus was white trash with blonde hair. Not some sand nigger that these people have a hate boner for. Also. not a jew because being a Jew is very (((problematic)))
1 duckraul2 2018-07-04
It's just a result of trying to be contrarian to everything, but incoherently and just moment-to-moment.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-04
Christianity has morphed into a super weird kind of nationalism. There's no real conflict between the two thoughts anymore.
1 Think_Once 2018-07-04
I live in the Bible thumping part of Canada. Alomst every church here has some kind of "let us sponsor a Haitian or Syrian refugee" program.
Christianity only morphed to nationalism on the internet. And only where 20 year old retards who read the latest JP book are in the majority. Their replacement daddy said that Christianity is cool again and therefore they are born again as Christian. None of them can be assed though to wake up at 8 am on Sunday to make the drive to a church to hear the weekly gospel.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-04
White evangelicals overwhelmingly voted for Trump. Republicans don't have to do anything to court the conservative Christian vote rather than give lip service to a few wedge issues. The Christianity that's tied up to politics and public life has nothing to do with sponsoring Syrians.
1 Think_Once 2018-07-04
White evangelicals will always vote overwhelmingly for the Republican candidate. Doesn't matter what their stance is on immigration.
1 RACE_OF_PEACE 2018-07-04