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Stephen Miller my dude. Top man.

Reeeeee senile oldfag said a thing!

TwoX poster said a thing!!!

Chapfag said a thing!!!

The President of the United States said a thing!!!

Ok sweaty! 👏

Ed said a thing!!!

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Hiring thousands of “judges” does not work and is not acceptable

lmao he hates the concept of judges now

Donald Trump does not understand why he isn't trusted with the authority to literally just arbitrarily banish anyone he wants from the country.

I think his point was moreso that even with another thousand or two judges we don't have the beaurocratic framework to handle the level of immigration both illegal and legal we are already experiencing. I agree if that's what he was getting at tbh.

no he literally thinks immigration judges are a waste of time, but is oddly insistent on just calling them “judges” every time

🤷‍♂️ In a sense most immigration courts are a waste of time. It's pretty straight up logic.

"Are you here illegally?"

"Si"

"Get out."

I am always confused as to why it has to be a whole rigamaroll.

yeah but what if they say “No?” it’d even be in English, no way to tell without a trial

50% chance after all

/r/amibeingdetained is a good sub that teaches what happens when people pretend to be "foreign nationals" to dupe the police.

They take you downtown for the purpose of identifying you, and in the case of sovcits they are actually American citizens so they just charge them with obstruction and resisting and whatever and send them to jail.

With a illegal alien it should be as easy as not being able to identify them as a American citizen and kicking them out. Tbh

yeah it's pretty easy to find out if someone's a citizen generally, but you are massively, massively underestimating how difficult it is to legally prove that someone isnt. negative vs positive, yknow? if you insist on rounding up "the illegals" your options are either "accidentally" deport massive amounts of legal residents in the process or have a court system to make sure people's rights arent being violated. this is really basic rule of law stuff, but i understand it might be a little reals over feels for the "OUT OUT OUT" crowd.

english eloquence test

no true American would pass that

yeah but you can handle it like they did back in the day with literacy tests for black people, just make it impossible and then give the whites a pass automatically

tru

Then they can go in the cages until we figure out who the fuck they are.

rigamaroll

lmao, the only reason to use a word like rigmarole is to appear learned to other people, so imagine how fucking stupid you look spelling the word like an autistic fifth grader who just heard about phonetics.

you suck.

I just misspelled it because it's a word I say but pretty much never actually spell out but thought it was appropriate. 🤷‍♂️ I dont even know if it's a appearing educated thing, dumb rednecks around here say it.

Ok

lmao right? that's such a redneck word.

/u/SignedUpToSayYouSuck you're suck a tryhard lol

I dont even know if it's a appearing educated thing

It's not, /u/SignedUpToSayYouSuck is functionally retarded

Oh, poor guy. 😩

its a funny word nigga

> being this retarded

YIKES!

rigamarole

learned

Deport this idiot.

¿Que?

It's like you haven't seen Jim Carrey's fun with Dick and Jane

You have to let them waste two years (and $50k government funds) trying to lie their way into the country.

Alinsky's Rule 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

oh actually the judicial branch doesn’t participate in this, there are just judiciary-style checks within the executive.

Immigration courts answer to the DoJ

Immigration courts answer to the DoJ for some weird reason

Because the Executive branch has full authority over immigration

Fuck no. It's because civil infractions have a lower bar of culpability. If immigration cases were handled criminally the person accused would have the right to a fair and speedy trial with their optionof having a jury or bench trial. That costs the courts wayyyyy more money and time.

This is why we need a Wall. Illegals should never make it across the border in the first place.

Are you actually stupid or just playing?

Do you actually want tens of millions of impoverished foreigners streaming across our southern border, or are you just pretending?

Jesus please. They are smarter, more clever, more appreciative, more likely to be entrepreneurs, harder working, less whiny, less likely to commit serious crime, less likely to suck the system dry with their Medicare provided rascals than you fucking anti-immigrant lot. You can't even be arsed to learn basic US civics, why shouldn't someone better than you have the chance?

Excellent work, Hillary. You should use this as your 2020 campaign theme. :-D

That's the best you got?

Fuck me sideways you are dumber than you let on. How's it feel that the vast majority of US Citizens want more immigration and ways to make it easier? How does it feel that most US Citizens despise your lot?

The vast majority of US Citizens want more streamlined legal immigration and a halt to illegal immigration. That is why they keep voting for legislators who will do so.

How does it feel to be too stupid to learn the difference?

At least we can agree on that. I'm all for temp work permits (which are a pain to get right now). Right now it's a bit of a mess with the "legality hole" where countless people are stuck in the mergers of being improperly here by book as they go through the broken system.

I do think citizenship should be a bit hard to get, but not every worker wants to be a citizen.

Complaining about the system, especially with the glaring failures, and the knuckleheads that wanna restrict all immigration that are currently holding the reigns Its dumb.

If you think Dems want unfettered undocumented immigration or workers that's silly. And I'm a Republican.

If you think Dems want unfettered undocumented immigration or workers that's silly.

"Abolish ICE! No borders! Noone is illegal!" Current DEM slogans.

DEMs want new DEM voters. Americans don't like DEM policies, so they have to import easily-controlled third-world peasants.

I believe the current chant goes "no borders, no wall, no USA at all".

Good find.

No one is illegal dufus. That's not a fucking thing, even in US law (and can't be. Read the fucking constitution). ICE has been a shit org since the beginning. And the "no borders" is a straw man and a canard.

There might be an issue of people improperly here but that's on our shit laws that get people trapped between good work and white nationalists. Get the fuck over it.

Get the fuck over it.

Illegal immigration has to end. Get over it.

Please, stop actively trying to look like you're fucking stupid. At first it'll be weird, but after it gets fun.

Mods, deport this bussy-blasted seriousposter

You must not know me newbie

No one is illegal dufus. That's not a fucking thing

so I've seen one in the wild now. imagine still parroting this retarded line like it's some kind of "gotcha" lmao

also

You must not know me newbie

literally who the fuck are you

sounds like mexico needs them. you must be a pretty big racist to want to drain all impoverished countries of their brainpower my dude

... Holy hell you guys are not as docking clever as you think. It's fucking sad and not even laughable.

Do I have an issue with brain drain of developing economies? Sure... Butttt do I think it's better for the smart people of the world coming to the US economic Eco system so that can achieve the height of their ability and NOT give it to the Chinese et al? Of course. Immigrants have given us: helicopters, powered heavier than air planes, basketball, helped develop micro circuirty, apizza... The list goes on.

So take your argument in bad faith and fucking get the fuck outta here.

Butttt do I think it's better for the smart people of the world coming to the US economic Eco system so that can achieve the height of their ability and NOT give it to the Chinese et al? Of course. Immigrants have given us: helicopters, powered heavier than air planes, basketball, helped develop micro circuirty, apizza

what are you on m8

haahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

holy fuck did you swallow the kool aid. trumptards have nothing on you

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My actual views are more nuanced, obviously.

"im really not this retarded"

It seems to be working for California actually.

Everyone in California hates illegals lol. Even other Mexicans hate illegals. They are the fucking worst.

Objectively wrong. Source: I live in California.

You know most illegals just flew in to an airport and overstayed visas right? you really think 15 million or so people all walked across the desert?

Good. Then you can stop complaining about border enforcement.

what?

Build The Wall, deport them all, and stop bitching.

Are you even responding to the right person? Did someone adulterate the fentanyl?

What part of "Build The Wall, Deport All Democrats" are you failing to understand

do you need an ambulance?

I need a helicopter

I don't want them deported though, they're more productive and valuable than you are.

America wants them deported. Mexico needs its productive and valuable people back.

...when even politifact says you're wrong

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Walls don't work

Walls worked for the Soviets.

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The American dynamic is that illegal Democrats have to leave.

But without democrats how can you scam SSI and disability for heroin in your red state?

A wall doesn't stop planes or boats dipshit.

Or ladders.

Once the border jumpers are gone, ICE can go after all the illegals that own yachts lol

"Be just. And if you can't be just, be arbitrary."

He's hated judges for years. Mainly because he often finds himself being sued for fraud and losing.

Where you been? He’s been on that for months

He’s said “what other country has judges” multiple times, originally paired with “whoever heard of a system where you put people through trials?”

just activist judges like that one hawaiian guy who keeps inexplicably having the authority to overrule shit

nah he hates them too but he hates all sorts of judges

sitting up there with their fancy wig and little hammer, thinks hes so good

Wrong country.

do american judges not even have the wig? wtf are they doing it for then

No that's the people's republic of Canada.

i feel like if you were a judge thats the sort of thing you could request

otherwise whats the point of the power

I don't think you know what literally means, but sure

Holy shitttttt! Tick tock? TICKTOCK! u/ed_butteredtoast

I think you are literally retarded, to be quite honest famalama.

Tbf he posts here. This also means that you are also another retard and me too.

#MeToo #YouToo

I am just retarded, unlike our moronic spiderman /u/eva_unit_hung

Don't kinkshame

Yeah we're literally the only country in the world that just gives the executive the authority to arbitrarily remove whoever they want with no participation from the judicial branch.

Thanks to Hopey McQuickChange, we are now one of the countries in the world whose chief executive has the authority to literally assassinate its citizenry without trial or open judicial review and on his/her own authority.

Drone me next for freedom daddy!

>T_Dtard

>cries about turrurist getting droned

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literal enemy combatant

got it

Who the local authorities wanted dead or captured and asked for help.

Oh and being on the run from the Mann Act should be reason enough to be hunted with extreme prejudice.

If they're part of Al-Qaeda and in a warzone, they are a rebel. Pretty sure they can be killed without judicial review. We didn't give a trial to the Confederates we shot at after all.

Why does GEOTUS keep slandering due process?

Help me MAGApedes, I can't comprehend this 47th dimensional carcassone.

The process is flawed and requires illegals to be detained for too long.

Ergo, the process should work faster to deport illegals.

Personally I think all Trumptards should just be put in front of a firing squad, but yet here we are, cherisishing our state of law.

here we are living in a nation

Indeed. A nation of citizens. A nation with borders.

... and a nation with laws cupcake.

Right, and the laws should deport illegals quickly and easily.

I mean, sure, change the law then, but your orange daddy despite his whinning does seem to be to incompetent to do that. Shame really.

I mean, sure

There you go.

I see you are having the same high reading comprehension as your idol.

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R.I.P /u/Leftist_Degenerate

In his memory, we should play Daddy's favorite song , to honor such a loyal member of the Daddy Defense Force, Boot Licker Division.

If only. Most likely it's the bimonthly, cowardly account scrub.

Buddy, if your feelings are that hurt by people that disagree with you, pick a new country.

China is a big fan of apprehending dissenters, you'd fit in well.

Give yourself a lobotomy and everything will make sense.

47th dimensional carcassone

OK, now I kinda want to invent a Carcassonne with a time dimension to it. Like you can't build a city unless it used to be a village, and rivers move over time.

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Due process once said that Trump is, in fact, not perfect. A one-sided blood-feud has been unfolding ever since.

Deport all illegals safely and immediately.

My borders, my choice.

just incinerate them for free energy tbh

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!—Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him.

Everyone deserves respect. People within our borders have constitutional rights, regardless of citizenship....

Alright. Call me crazy but human rights are one thing and constitutional rights are another. Nothing entitles anyone to American benefits for squatting here.

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Who actually likes beaners