Proof femoids are retarded

2  2018-07-05 by Wololol0w

We all know about how popular twilight was right? Well, this is about the vampire Edward Diggory, not our resident downie. It's pretty clearly stated that his heart doesn't beat. An Erection is simply blood flowing into the blood vessels in the dick. No heartbeat, no blood flow, no erection. Femoids are so retarded for buying this.

5 comments

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-05

Proof femoids are retarded

The proof is in the puddin', puddin'.

No heartbeat, no blood flow, no erection.

Vampires have permanent erections. Their muscles fill up with the blood of their victims, and their engorged sweller sparkles with immortal energy as a fixed reservoir symbolizing the virility of the Old Dark Ones.

1  corprethar 2018-07-05

Actually I read the books, where it's explained that the vampires' venom takes the place of various bodily functions. So Edward actually has viable venom-sperm. You should do more research before you call out things like this, you'll just look foolish.

1  Wololol0w 2018-07-05

Expecting me to read trash like twilight.

Exhibit b

1  motherjoad 2018-07-05

Did you just binge all the moves on prime, op??

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-05

😴😴😴