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😂😂😂 DUDE BLACKED LMAO 😂😂😂

triggered

Seems 'tis you that is triggered, mdegenerate

No. I am triggered.

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Creates most brilliant flair for trolling le you'e not replasus

Accused of being salty

The right can't into smiling

its not like they actually get off to interracial shit, they just think it angers the alt right or whatever

its pretty clearly salty attempted revenge

Posts 50+ comments defending Daddy's honor

"lol those libtards sure are salty"

lmao

lol you thought i was defending trump and not just telling fags to stop faggin' it up

everybody is a faggot but me

Classic faggot response

>I was only pretending to be retarded

i didnt pretend anything some retards just cant read and get really upset about trump

The absolute state of DDF in Gamergate + 4yrs

What happened to your flair, buddy boy?

fyi aussie, you can change your flair back when the mods change it. it's not hard.

cool ok i just turn off the styles so i dont get eye cancer though

Wjat if my entire existence and/or dating life is "interracial shit?"

then lol i guess

even if people arent racist theres a reason why its the subject of so many jokes and memes

its not like they actually get off to interracial shit

Who is this for

it angers the alt right or whatever

Hmm

whoever made that flair

its the same as the mayo jokes by white people, they dont actually hate themselves- they just think it angers some caricature of a mde poster they have in their head

but mde posts about clown world shit constantly, self hating ironic faggotry isnt anything new or extreme

Hmm

definitely real protesters expressing real sentiment

its the same as the mayo jokes by white people, they dont actually hate themselves- they just think it angers some caricature of a mde poster they have in their head

Every other week someone unironically complains about mayo meme

definitely real protesters expressing real sentiment

https://i.imgur.com/J5CYuLu.jpg

Every other week someone unironically complains about mayo meme

because its legit tired and cringey from being so old, not because any white people actually think minorities have the power to do anything irl lol

you can say some white people are sheltered but theyre statistically smart enough not to fall for that sort of bait

pic

i mean there was prob a few real ones there, but generally the only thing these honeypots attract is the actual schizophrenics that cops can easily arrest and then claim to be doing something to deserve funding

i mean "jews will not replace us" is pretty blatant and dumb, no actual regular nazi is going to just say fuck it and do that in public for fun when as a nazi theyd know full well that jews control the media and can wreck their shit for it

i mean "jews will not replace us" is pretty blatant and dumb, no actual regular nazi is going to just say fuck it and do that in public for fun when as a nazi theyd know full well that jews control the media and can wreck their shit for it

You're right, there is no such thing as an out-and-proud neoNazi

because its legit tired and cringey from being so old, not because any white people actually think minorities have the power to do anything irl lol

That's not what people say about it, though. It's always, "hur-dur, mayo meme isn't funny because it's racism 2!!" If you've never seen someone butthurt over mayo meme, you are blinkering yourself intentionally.

i mean there was prob a few real ones there, but generally the only thing these honeypots attract is the actual schizophrenics that cops can easily arrest and then claim to be doing something to deserve funding

I hope you don't actually believe this. But I bet you believe there are no agents provocateurs at leftist rallies, eh?

You're right, there is no such thing as an out-and-proud neoNazi

yeah thats the type the fbi is after while they ignore the recruiters for actual organisations, inbreds that believe the war propaganda about omg nazis = evil forever and think thats a good idea anyway

yeehaw lets shoot some ay rabs

they give them the opportunity and an idea for some attack and then arrest them and claim hero status

thats not real nazis and just lol if thats what americans are worried about

It's always, "hur-dur, mayo meme isn't funny because it's racism 2!!"

ive only seen that from random visitors, to me its like doing harambe memes or whatever at this point

I hope you don't actually believe this.

literally how the fbi "combats domestic terrorism" lol theyre a shit agency

all their work goes into justifying their own funding

But I bet you believe there are no agents provocateurs at leftist rallies, eh?

oh yeah the retards in the street were just faking it to make you look bad, thats a realistic thing to think

deliberately getting punched half to death by their friends for youtube compliation purposes

nobody needs to rile up young idiot idealist leftists, theyre just looking for an excuse to lash out because of a lack of life experience

oh yeah the retards in the street were just faking it to make you look bad, thats a realistic thing to think

Lol my point proven, "my side can't have idiots, no your side has idiots."

i mean there was prob a few real ones there

Those are your words, and you can't see how you sound. The people who show up at those rallies aren't some Soros conspiracy actors, fam, they're right wing retards who actually exist. They're marginal as fuck, like the extremes of either side. The left needs to take responsibility for its own retards, I've tried to convince my much leftist roommate that the biggest issue the left has isn't really Daddy or Nazis Nazis Nazis, but the antifa retards who are basically a propaganda generator for the right wing at this point. He looked at me like I was crazy or exaggerating, but as this latest Portland event shows, leftists getting their asses tore up by much stronger and tougher righties is basically free real estate for the right.

When you say the right doesn't actually have a presence at events like Charlottesville, you remind me of my roommate's unwillingness to believe in one's own side having demons. The doe-eyed innocence of a True Believer.

Lol my point proven, "my side can't have idiots, no your side has idiots."

no it easily could have, were they needed

but they werent because american leftist activists are literally crazy people ready to get killed in the street over donald fucking trumps milquetoast barely controversial at all policy

you cant try to tell me that all those faggot antifas were incited by a right winger, theres far too many examples

Those are your words, and you can't see how you sound.

i know how these things work though, im not tailoring what i say to sound appealing

The people who show up at those rallies aren't some Soros conspiracy actors, fam

no most of them are fbi agents

and its pretty funny that you think left wing rallies are influenced by a spooky third party seeding violence, but then start making jokes about soros like he didnt just spend 18 billion dollars on the open society foundation lol

they're right wing retards who actually exist.

the people punching antifa and waving flags are real and natural and organic, the tiki torches and nazi salutes arent

its actually pretty easy to tell the difference

The left needs to take responsibility for its own retards, I've tried to convince my much leftist roommate that the biggest issue the left has isn't really Daddy or Nazis Nazis Nazis, but the antifa retards who are basically a propaganda generator for the right wing at this point.

you should let him keep going its great

When you say the right doesn't actually have a presence at events like Charlottesville, you remind me of my roommate's unwillingness to believe in one's own side having demons. The doe-eyed innocence of a True Believer.

i mean thats a nice both-sides-esque sentiment but i know for a fact how this stuff works and the people on the other side are uninformed coddled city hipsters with trust funds

you cant try to tell me that all those faggot antifas were incited by a right winger, theres far too many examples

You have to be massively ignorant of antifa's history to think they've ever been as agitated as they are now because of Daddy. 2016 they became much more active and their numbers are higher. One effect of an influx of new and young activists is that they don't know how to pick their battles very well, are lacking in experience, and many of them just show up because they want to fight le ebil nazis, without caring about any possible consequences.

its pretty funny that you think left wing rallies are influenced by a spooky third party seeding violence

lmao that you think I actually believe this. I was talking about your point of view, not mine. I think there are occasional cops and provocateurs, but that's because the federal government has placed cops and agents in left and right wing movements for decades. It's how they caught the Cleveland bombers, for instance.

And again, you say:

its pretty funny that you think left wing rallies are influenced by a spooky third party seeding violence

But you're saying the exact same thing about the tiki torch fags, without seeing the irony.

the tiki torches and nazi salutes arent

source

i mean thats a nice both-sides-esque sentiment but i know for a fact how this stuff works

It honestly sounds like you don't. You sound even less informed than the average right winger. I also think that your responses are just reactions and contrarianism to what I'm saying. I say up, you say down. You don't seem to understand that I agree with you on a lot of stuff, but then you also seem very young and overall naive about IRL happenings.

Yet another reason why we need mayocide

We need something this good that triggers the left to balance this out. I suggest a Garrison cartoon.

Just get a stock photo of a redneck.

A MAGA campaign logo would probably work.

I was going to suggest mitch mcconnell, but then I remembered what he looked like.

https://i.imgur.com/JptBciS.gif

https://gunforhire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/JPFO.jpg

>implying people actually get triggered by Garrison's cartoons

I do. He muddies his message to the point I think I'm having a visual stroke.

I suggest a Garrison cartoon.

It would have to have a label telling us it's a flair.

Garrison cartoon

triggering leftoids

lol no

Leftoids think he's hilarious. Ben isn't triggering anyone but himself.

Can we somehow depict the electoral college?

Bruh that flair is GLORIOUS.

What does a pregnant couple have to do with President Trump?

fuck, you made me laugh faggot

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Wait for when she gets cheated on by him with a pornstar

Wait for when she cheats o him with Putin

Right wing fragility lol

This is easily the best flair on this subreddit, chromosome soup

wrong

...good counterpoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBYfUnpuUE

How do I get a kewl custom flair from the mods too?

can we get one with bussy?

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lol i just turned css off

White """intelligence""" on display

takes up too much room if anything, i cant remember who that dude was that used to have the huge flair but thats why i did it initially

For once i agree with you. Browsing reddit with CSS means you're a brainlet

I want one. Preferably something by an artist called po-ju.

Good taste

Yo mods what do I have to post to get that flair too? It looks way better than any of the ones I can select.

I want this flair please

Legendary flair. Can have it as well?

See, they would never give it to me because I would unironically love it

I want one so badly mods PLS !!!

Unironically using Reddit on a desktop

I was supposed to get a custom flair for the mosquito net thing but instead all I got was the sanctification that my contribution helped people in need

What flair did you want?

If I can have a picture (I can't), I want this

If I have to settle for text, what's the limit? I like this little comment:

i think im done with this site. most of all im done with 'meta' conversations on the internet. every agreement is called a circlejerk. every disagreement is an attack. there is no room for nuance, just a bunch of people talking past each other. i waste so much damn time reading about the opinions of randoms on the internet, who probably arent even being genuine. im such a fucking retard.

So "i think im done with this site, im such a fucking retard" would be cool. But if that's over the limit, I'm more than happy with "im such a fucking retard". No apostrophe, please and thank you.

Is this supposed to be offensive? Trumptards are cuck civic nationalists after all.

KARA BOGA

Wait the mods gave this flair to other people too?

I thought I was special ;_;

this flair, but very unironically

I think its hot.