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This is why hazing should be allowed. Jesus Christ on a cracker, only 8 years left til retirement.

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8 YEARS

8 SCOOPS

8 GENDERS

Shit posting IRL.

I love this timeline.

It should have been the Shatner version

"Trump then asked Kim if he knew the song and Kim said no."

The virgin Elton John listener vs. the chad Moranbong Band listener.

Didn't Trump reference Elton in his speech tonight?

The absolute madman.

Literally and figuratively.

an absolute mad lad

Remember when trump called Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man" and faggots became convinced that the world was ending?

Yes, the Trumptards were acting like it was some devastating insult and not the dick sucking contest that it actually was.

The media was all like;

DRUNPFT IS STARTING WWIII MUUUHHH STRATEGIC PATIENTS!!!!

more like

maybe playing brinksman ship with nukes is fucking stupid

getting three American hostages in return opening up direct line of communication ending stalemate since carter

NUFFIN IN RETURN FOR A SIMPLE MEETING WHERE NOTHING WAS GIVEN TO NK MINUS LEGITIMACY IN THE EYES OF PEOPLE THAT DONT MATTER

just because you make it a header doesn’t make it wrong

Then the leftshits thought the sky was falling because of it.

Ikr? What am I going to do with the bomb shelter in my backyard now?

not really, i remember people calling it a stupid move but not potentially world-ending

/u/sideofbeef333

the left has no idea what is happening

Do you think this is some sort of an inside joke between Trump Kim and MAGApedes?

At least they aren't a vocal pizzatard like /u/luckylocura

"pizzatard" lmao.

/u/lucky_locura don't delete your comment bby! Come back here and show momma TPB your centipedo bussy!

I posted a comment in the_donald, you went into the donald and read the comment and now trying to call me out here. I understand that you don't like t_d and users there. That's why I try to stay in the t_D. However, I don't want to start any war words, especially in a subreddit that I don't have anything to do with. So, I'll leave it at that.

I have no desire to start a war of words sweaty! I simply desire to pick your brain and maybe catch a glimpse of that sweet, puckered buss you've most assuredly got tucked away ♥

Seriously /u/Lucky_Locura, don't be such a pussy.

he's probably teaching him how to shit post.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/9598430028193cd07efa8e51b1ad169e/5BCCF1BD/t51.2885-15/e35/33940178_2095062964108874_5888967085614170112_n.jpg?efg=eyJ1cmxnZW4iOiJ1cmxnZW5fZnJvbV9pZyJ9&_nc_eui2=AeGcb3usnQzlM1Wi1O0HCqLgU-j8Ur8x_H85yRgKqqFupHg0PzIMou2TU7sEO4O17kcbO3SDIDNnVQ0Wc-BJ6LxjKwKRMNdztyYsEMG0DyM7IA

Nicolas Cage-tier shitposting, literally

It's a great album tbh. Wonder if he sent him Honky Chateau or just a greatest hits.

apparently this is why he went on this bizzare rant at one of his regular ego boost rallies

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

The best words

what the fuck lol

Trump softened his approach to denuclearization since the summit. Reuters on Wednesday said Trump appears to have "shelved an 'all or nothing' approach toNorth Korean denuclearization. The U.S. State Department furtively shifted its insistence on a complete, verifiable and irreversible denuclearization (CVID) to a finally, fully-verified denuclearization (FFVD) after the North bristled against the former approach.

Oh wow he was full of shit? I'm shocked to hear that. SHOCKED.

well it’s a good song, this could actually work