“I Have Broken More Elton John Records” a poem

18 2018-07-06 by HodorTheDoorHolder

I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

21 comments

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-07-06

Have you had a stroke dude?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-06

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-goes-on-nonsensical-rant-about-elton-john-organs-and-the-brain/

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-07-06

Ah so Trump had a stroke anb you is copies him.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-06

yeah i is copies him

1 Power_Incarnate 2018-07-06

Did you have a stroke?

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-07-06

Nob takl noml y?

1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-06

With a little effort this is a drunk Eminem rap.

1 toynbeeidea16 2018-07-06

I guess thats why they call it the blues.

1 mcslibbin 2018-07-06

What does it say about the state of modern literary studies that I, a trained critic, actually thought this was an interesting poem before I understood the source.

I actually still think it's an interesting poem.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-06

What are you trained in?

1 mcslibbin 2018-07-06

literary criticism, with a specialization in lyric :/

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-06

So you criticize people with the written word?

1 mcslibbin 2018-07-06

that's a big part of it

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-06